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So they aren't trying to attribute that to Avril Lavigne anymore?
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YeahTubaMike posted:15 and in the 5th grade? Screw you for making me read it again, but I think the idea is that the librarian told her she had to be fifteen to listen to the real music, so she lied and said she was 15. I mean, none of these things happened, but...
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Can we get  but it says STDH instead
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Dear Internet, Just stop it with the drat fake letters already Sincerely Bob Dylan
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poisonpill posted:Dear Internet, Dear poisonpill, No. xxoo, Albert Einstein, Lieutenant Colonel, United States Marine Corps
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Gillmore Girls? Is this letter from the early 2000's or something 
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drat, I saw that this morning and you beat me to posting it. Even the people on Reddit were calling him out on it, and that's pretty bad.
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:Gillmore Girls? Is this letter from the early 2000's or something It says Season 8. Guess what netflix did?
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With the names being Becky and Chad I'm pretty sure it's meant to be a joke, which of course people start passing around as totally real hilarious neighbourly antics because they're as thick as two short planks.
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The amount of effort that went into that is completely disproportionate to its actual humor
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sweeperbravo posted:The amount of effort that went into that is completely disproportionate to its actual humor That's too long for a thread title.
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"STOP ENJOYING THINGS AND HAVING EMOTIONS, WOMEN"
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"Air Canada" "your super pissed off neighbors" 
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Condolences on losing your job e: I was mixed up with the one other baby who was in the maternity ward at the same time (it was a small town, only one hospital for the whole place). My parents figured out that something was up because I was neither Asian nor a boy, and the doctors figured out that something was up because I had the wrong blood type. My youngest cousin on my mum's side was briefly swapped with another baby and to this day she is horrified by the fact that another mum breastfed her once!!!!! The other mum also tried suing the hospital, whereas my aunt just found it hilarious. pyf baby swapping hospital hijinks CROWS EVERYWHERE has a new favorite as of 06:01 on Jan 31, 2017 |
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Jan 31, 2017 05:55
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Made by someone who obviously has never been in an L&D unit in a hospital. Good luck switching babies without anyone noticing. The amount of security on L&D floors is mind-boggling.
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this documentary makes it look easy to change babies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI7-GjWmrpM
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Zipperelli. posted:Made by someone who obviously has never been in an L&D unit in a hospital. I mean, this is obviously bullshit, but to pick it apart further: even if the issues that killed the one baby weren't obvious via prenatal screening, wouldn't the situation have been obvious, or announced? It's not like the woman was locked in an isolation chamber while the doctors said "ma'am, your baby's... great, just great! Give us a moment, please, to assemble paperwork about how great your baby is" and ran off to try and see if there was a spare baby on the floor they could swap out, all while one ventriloquism-trained nurse (mandatory in Screwball Comedy L&D Units) held the stillborn and made crying noises, in medicine's well-documented "Weekend at Baby's Procedure."
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Antivehicular posted:I mean, this is obviously bullshit, but to pick it apart further: even if the issues that killed the one baby weren't obvious via prenatal screening, wouldn't the situation have been obvious, or announced? It's not like the woman was locked in an isolation chamber while the doctors said "ma'am, your baby's... great, just great! Give us a moment, please, to assemble paperwork about how great your baby is" and ran off to try and see if there was a spare baby on the floor they could swap out, all while one ventriloquism-trained nurse (mandatory in Screwball Comedy L&D Units) held the stillborn and made crying noises, in medicine's well-documented "Weekend at Baby's Procedure." I am a doctor* and I can confirm that this is exactly what happens. *as far as you know
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Dear neighbors who were partying last night, which is a thing people do from time to time: This is your passive-aggressive neighbor who couldn't bear the thought of either a) letting this go because for fucks sake it was one night, or b) speaking to you in person about this. Instead, I wrote you a long letter with absolutely no guarantee you'd read it, just in case you forgot I was a douchey, whiny crybaby who freaks out over the occasional party that *gasp* goes late. Please don't ask me, on the rare instance you'd see me in the hallway and have any desire to talk to me (please talk to me please), why I thought a letter would be a good idea. This is why I have no friends, a fact which surprises no one who knows me. Your Spergy Neighbor
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Antivehicular posted:I mean, this is obviously bullshit, but to pick it apart further: even if the issues that killed the one baby weren't obvious via prenatal screening, wouldn't the situation have been obvious, or announced? It's not like the woman was locked in an isolation chamber while the doctors said "ma'am, your baby's... great, just great! Give us a moment, please, to assemble paperwork about how great your baby is" and ran off to try and see if there was a spare baby on the floor they could swap out, all while one ventriloquism-trained nurse (mandatory in Screwball Comedy L&D Units) held the stillborn and made crying noises, in medicine's well-documented "Weekend at Baby's Procedure." I like the implication that "single mother" must obviously mean "completely alone in the world with no other family who might be interested in the incoming baby's welfare". Nevermind the living kid and parents finding out the hard way they're genetically unrelated somewhere down the line and having no clue how or why. Thankfully the story didn't happen.
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I just had a relative relay a story of a nurse who had stomach pains and then had a baby on the floor of her apartment without even knowing she was pregnant in the first place. You see she had been taking diet pills and so lost weight instead of gaining weight (maybe she was very overweight to begin with) I'm not well read on the rabbit hole that is the lady parts and the functions of all that stuff but it seem very hard to believe that A a woman could carry a baby to term without A: even suspecting pregnancy and B: that she was also a loving nurse. But the woman who retold this story had several children herself and she had no problems believing in the story so what do I know. Her daughter asked why the woman in the story didn't question her missing period and the response was that she was on birth control pills.
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Dejawesp posted:I just had a relative relay a story of a nurse who had stomach pains and then had a baby on the floor of her apartment without even knowing she was pregnant in the first place. You see she had been taking diet pills and so lost weight instead of gaining weight (maybe she was very overweight to begin with) I believe it because I've seen it with my own 2 eyes. Multiple times. Not the actually delivering a full-term baby without prior knowledge, but I've definitely met women 6, 8, even a full 9 months pregnant, with no idea. I'm sure it's mostly psychological, but there are women who get incredibly irregular menstrual cycles, so it would be difficult to track, paving the way for going 6 months without a period, and not thinking twice about it. That and the morbidly obese. Long story short, she was 826 lbs (I'll never forget that weight as long as I live) and a full 40 weeks pregnant. Obviously it was impossible to tell she was pregnant because of her sizeable girth, but when she went to the ER because she'd been cramping for a couple weeks, they drat sure saw the baby on ultrasound.
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There's an entire TV show about it with over 90 episodes
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haha yeah show that stupid dumbass fucker haha what a pissdrip, haha #woke
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GreenMetalSun posted:
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"Then why the gently caress were you reading it?"
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Gotta love how he brought up the pay gap in this thing  Dejawesp posted:I'm not well read on the rabbit hole that is the lady parts and the functions of all that stuff  Also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denial_of_pregnancy
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and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptic_pregnancy which links from yours
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dude thinks a game company is on to him http://www.wondergamer.net/reviews/vindictive_retaliation_to_negative_reviews.htm lmao
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Jesus Christ, that website design.
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Mystic Stylez posted:dude thinks a game company is on to him Holy poo poo, that web design reminded me of this treasure which is somehow still online
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Danaru posted:Holy poo poo, that web design reminded me of this treasure which is somehow still online Thanks, that was a blast from the past. And still being updated, wow!
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