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Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

The Lone Badger posted:

But... that's all software.

Not all software is created equal, my friend.

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

The Lone Badger posted:

But... that's all software.

I need to detect when a player enters this area. I could create a whole system for it... or just place an invisible rabbit where they'll enter and use the creature code's vision system triggers for when it sees the player.

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

The Awful/Awesome Mods Thread: all games run on invisible animals

Honestly, I kinda miss "being invisible will no longer make you deaf". The rest of that line makes it even better: because the soundwaves can't see you (what)

Edit: Ah poo poo, you're right. In my defense I was posting from mobile.

m2pt5 fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Feb 1, 2017

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

m2pt5 posted:

The Awful/Awesome Mods Thread: all games run on invisible animals

Honestly, I kinda miss "being invisible will no longer make you deaf". The rest of that line makes it even better: because the soundwaves can't see you (what)

But that's the title of the Glitch Thread, not the Mods Thread :v:
Yeah I get them confused too.

And for anyone wondering, that line is from the patchnotes of amazing Space Station 13.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

I think they also had one where being in a dark room protected you from explosions (because the explosion couldn't see you to kill you).

massecurr
Dec 15, 2012
http://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/62167/ found this while looking into the files of the month from the last few months for New Vegas. While its just your typical unfunny meme trash I feel the Forever Free logo that eats up most of the description REALLY reels in the dumb on this.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I need to detect when a player enters this area. I could create a whole system for it... or just place an invisible rabbit where they'll enter and use the creature code's vision system triggers for when it sees the player.

When something in your life doesn't go off when it's supposed to, just blame the invisible rabbit and God's lazy programming.

Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(

marshmallow creep posted:

When something in your life doesn't go off when it's supposed to, just blame the invisible rabbit and God's lazy programming.

By this logic visual hallucinations are just the alpha values loving up on hidden actors.

Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer
Speaking of invisible animals are there any mods that make them visible, because I think it would be hilarious. Imagine skyrim but the only reason that the dovahkin is doing it is because he is being chased by a rabbit perpetually.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
I wanna take you for a ride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d2t8ijjldA

(doot doot doot doot doot)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyZjh10kELY

Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(
Why is Doom modding so good.

...actually now that I think about it's probably just because most people who care about it got the worst stuff out of their systems years ago. Maybe.

loving porn mods. And 'comedy' weapon mods. And whatever the hell that proto-ARG extreme mechanics puzzle map series was called.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Shady Amish Terror posted:

Why is Doom modding so good.

...actually now that I think about it's probably just because most people who care about it got the worst stuff out of their systems years ago. Maybe.

loving porn mods. And 'comedy' weapon mods. And whatever the hell that proto-ARG extreme mechanics puzzle map series was called.

Doom is one of the technically best-made games that can be easily modded six ways to Sunday and will run on literally anything.

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

Shady Amish Terror posted:

loving porn mods

:nws: PC Gamer: Doom Sex WAD finally lets you have sex with the demons :nws:

an actual writer for PC Gamer posted:

Don’t ask me how I found it (it was Twitter), but the first I ever saw of HDoom, which I presume stands for Hentai Doom, was a gif. It features Doomguy grappling to the back of Cyberdemon, somehow managing to achieve penetration despite being a quarter of the size of the monster, who stands immobile and flushed with a sincere sexual passion. It’s one of the greatest moving images I’ve ever seen.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Those sure are some words he wrote. Holy moly.

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

I'd call it embarrassing, but it's PCGamer

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
If personally witnessing evidence of HDoom's existence doesn't change your life in some way...

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Schubalts posted:

If personally witnessing evidence of HDoom's existence doesn't change your life in some way...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxyPzqEuBDE

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

FutonForensic posted:

I'd call it embarrassing, but it's PCGamer

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
that's at least NMS

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Doom is literally the gift that keeps on giving and that phrase has never been more accurately applied to anything else in existence.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

:eyepop:

I didn't even know mods existed for Darkest Dungeon. This owns a lot.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
Animation is hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uly-QptlvQM

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Halo Custom Edition sure was something. I don't remember all of those but I do recognize more of those than I don't.

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

You'd think that if all you have to work with is a bullpup reload animation, you just wouldn't include non-bullpup assault rifles. Like, it's not like they HAD to include an AK.

Brainamp
Sep 4, 2011

More Zen than Zenyatta

Foxhound posted:

:eyepop:

I didn't even know mods existed for Darkest Dungeon. This owns a lot.

Not only are there mods, there were bad mods. Thankfully the continual updates weeded those out.


"I downloaded a porn mod and was surprised there was porn."

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

The Cheshire Cat posted:

You'd think that if all you have to work with is a bullpup reload animation, you just wouldn't include non-bullpup assault rifles. Like, it's not like they HAD to include an AK.

It was the early 2000s, the had to have an AK

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

FutonForensic posted:

I'd call it embarrassing, but it's PCGamer

it's called "writing funny articles"

I really hope you don't think that was supposed to be 100% serious

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


My favorite is #2 where the magazine is gently caressed (not word filter) by the wielder.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


The MSJ posted:

My favorite is #2 where the magazine is gently caressed (not word filter) by the wielder.

There's a word filter?! :monocle:

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

Cup Runneth Over posted:

There's a word filter?! :monocle:

"gently caress" is what you see instead of "gently caress" if you're browsing the forums without being logged in.

At least it used to be - I have no idea if that's still true. I think it was done originally because advertisers complained about swearing. I'd think by this point anyone advertising on SA knows what they're getting.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009


Very hard, but you can do amazing things if you're good at it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dWzVJGOS2E

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Brainamp posted:

Not only are there mods, there were bad mods. Thankfully the continual updates weeded those out.

My "favorite" was the one that added a bunch of sexual interactions to the camp, the results of which were universally negative (or at least much lower) for the woman and positive for the man.

jizzy sillage
Aug 13, 2006

Accurate to the modders experience I suppose

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

https://i.imgur.com/iZpo3fo.gifv

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Skippy McPants posted:

Very hard, but you can do amazing things if you're good at it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dWzVJGOS2E

This is awesome and makes me want to play this game, although I've heard it's bad.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

At this point there's not much reason to pick up hardline over 1 unless hardline suddenly gets a huge influx of players from somewhere

Brainamp
Sep 4, 2011

More Zen than Zenyatta

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

This is awesome and makes me want to play this game, although I've heard it's bad.

It's bad and is dead.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Blaze it

Backhand
Sep 25, 2008

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

This is awesome and makes me want to play this game, although I've heard it's bad.

Hardline had a few legitimately good ideas and features. They were not nearly enough to save it from its own mediocrity, though.

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Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Hey you guys like modder drama, right?

https://ludeon.com/forums/index.php?topic=30138.0

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