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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Lowtax got his ass knocked the fuck out by Uwe Boll that one time. (Also Smackdown)

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

That match was awesome story driven wrestling, what a great opener. Go Harper Go!

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Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Oh my God this is great

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bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

No Irish Need Imply posted:

What? Why would it be a mixed tag?

According to scoops man...

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DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

James Ellsworth is the worst part of Smackdown.

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Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

this owns

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CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Is Ellsworth a heel now or is the booing aimed at Carmella?

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Go RV!: Jun 19, 2008; Uglier on the inside.

Hey don't be rude!

_booooooooo

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Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

CBJSprague24 posted:

Is Ellsworth a heel now or is the booing aimed at Carmella?

he's a heel

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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

James Ellsworth is skipping to the ring.

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Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

CBJSprague24 posted:

Is Ellsworth a heel now or is the booing aimed at Carmella?

No the silence is aimed at Carmella

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Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

JBL's absolute hatred of Ellsworth is magical.

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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Is that a My Little Pony character?

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HitTheTargets: Mar 3, 2006; I came here to laugh at you.

Delilah Doom? Is that you?

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nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

CBJSprague24 posted:

Is Ellsworth a heel now or is the booing aimed at Carmella?

lol like Carmella gets any reaction

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BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

:lol:

JBL has legit been way way funnier since being moved to SD, he plays off Mauro and Otunga so well

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Sign this jobber.

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Uhhlive: Jun 18, 2004; I'm not the public.
I'm the President

Benne posted:

Is the hard cam at a weird angle tonight? It's been all off-center shots of the ring.

Smackdown hasn't had a hard cam since the brand split. They have an action cam on jib and a bunch of dudes around the ring.

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DarkstarIV: Apr 6, 2010; OFFICIAL RACIST

Carmella is going to kill an anime in the ring. :ohdear:

:ohdear:

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WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

James Ellsworth is Carmella's valet. This is great.

Let's go jobber!

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lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

lmao JBL

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No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

Writer Cath posted:

JBL's absolute hatred of Ellsworth is magical.

HE SHOULD BE DATING THE BLUE THING

:laffo:

:laffo:

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DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Whoa. Looks like a comic-con burst out in here.

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Kuroyama: Sep 15, 2012; no fucking Anime in GiP

Didn't we have this lady-jobber before? I feel like she got wrecked by Nia Jax a few months back.

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MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Hey, Delilah Doom's back!

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DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Carmella shouldnt be getting jobber matches

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DeNomolos: Jan 10, 2013; mild mannered meatspin historian

awesome, it's delilah doom!

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Go RV!: Jun 19, 2008; Uglier on the inside.

I like this jobber.

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Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

My god, the intro finally confirms it: Carmella is turning James into Enzo.

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Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

shoutouts to blue thunder bomb

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Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Please sign Delilah Doom

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Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di

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sonicice: Oct 21, 2000; Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.

its john o clock motherfuckers

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Nilbop: Jun 5, 2004; Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

This is my first Smackdown in a while but is James Ellsworth worth this time?

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GLOSS: Apr 10, 2005; PEARL GROWLS "TAKE OFF THAT SHIRT, STEVEN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH SHIRT TATTOO. PEARL RETREATS INTO HER GEM, DEFEATED.

So is this Carmella/Ellsworth thing Carmella testing the theory on whether or not you can actually be taught to be a certified G and/or a bonafide stud?

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NutritiousSnack: Jul 12, 2011

Smackdown has become a freakshow. A chinless man and an anime girl

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Charles Gnarwin: Jul 31, 2014; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

Funaki needs to fight Ellsworth to avenge this slight at his dojo.

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DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

James Ellsworth rules and it's a shame he's saddled with Carmella, who is awful.

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nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Nilbop posted:

This is my first Smackdown in a while but is James Ellsworth worth this time?

No.

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DeNomolos: Jan 10, 2013; mild mannered meatspin historian

lmao, jbl putting over blue meanie

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No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

This is a perfect use of Ellsworth.

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