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JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free
My chili recipe calls for a pound of ground beef and a pound of bacon. :colbert:

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
baking chocolate in chili is pretty baller.

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


zedprime posted:

e. Everybody's chili recipe is the worst so it deserves legal immunity like pizza is what I'm trying to say

Agreed. I grew up eating ketchup and brown beans as "chili."

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

yo rear end is grass posted:

I'm more intrigued by the cola in it. Is this a normal thing?
a normal thing? idk, it is a thing in cooking to use soda as a cooking liquid though. the precooked turkey log however :bahgawd:

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



My chili involves marinating meet in beer for 24 hours

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
chili shouldnt have cola in it because chili shouldnt be sweet you loving goons

Gollom
Mar 5, 2007
I pawned the precious
Cola chili seems like the kind of thing Guy Fieri would get from some roadside poo poo hole in Wisconsin and call "money".

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
What is the true, perfect, and correct chili?

No one knows. Also gently caress you if you disqualify beans.

XYZ
Aug 31, 2001

No pizza rules, no chili rules.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Coke is a common ingredient in carnitas, no?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Subjunctive posted:

Coke is a common ingredient in carnitas, no?

¡No!

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mng posted:

Also gently caress you if you disqualify beans.

Sorry that you're wrong, and a monster.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

RandomZero posted:

Pineapple on pizza :(



Hold up, where can I get pineapple slices on pizza? I've only ever seen it in chunks.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010
Charlie Kelly would be proud.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010






...Maybe pizza rules, in this one case.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Hold up, where can I get pineapple slices on pizza? I've only ever seen it in chunks.

This is basically a pizza, right?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Pastry of the Year posted:

This is basically a pizza, right?



Sandwich.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
rolly weeners :colbert:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I'm a chili Ceauşescu.

Don't put soda in your food, what is wrong with you.

Chili? Probably not

But I've made a ham glaze with root beer as a base before which is pretty bangin

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

ACES CURE PLANES posted:




...Maybe pizza rules, in this one case.

I had durian once. Never again.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Whooping Crabs posted:

I had durian once. Never again.

I had a durian and sweetened condensed milk milkshake in a viet thai restaurant. It was amazing.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Whooping Crabs posted:

I had durian once. Never again.

I really wanted to like durian. Tried durian candy, frozen durian dessert and dried durian.

Tastes like vanilla, pineapple and rotting garbage :barf:

Still want to try it fresh.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I brought a jar of durian "cookies" to a party once. When I say cookies I mean it said cookies, but they were more like little bits of extruded and dried foam. When you put them in your mouth they would melt into nothing immediately and leave behind a persistent garbage aroma. No one had more than two and on the way home they went straight into a bin.

Adventures in the Asian Grocery is a game that brings up a lot of great things and a lot of anti food porn. My buddy brought over some "squid snack" the other day and I'm still not sure if they're from or for squid.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
I keep hearing (from obnoxious foodie friends) that durian "is great when prepared properly" and "smells bad but tastes great!"

In my experience, neither of these is true. It tastes like an unwashed gym sock someone found in the bottom of a dumpster no matter what you do to it.

Also if "squid snack" was the cracker variety I'm jelly as hell 'cause those are amazing

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

JohnnyCanuck posted:

My chili recipe calls for a pound of ground beef and a pound of bacon. :colbert:
My chili recipe is 2 lbs of pork ribs (including bones) and a half pound of bacon. I use poblanos instead of bell peppers because gently caress bell peppers.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Also if "squid snack" was the cracker variety I'm jelly as hell 'cause those are amazing
They're just whole dried squid. Smell exactly like fish food, taste spicy and sweet, and are extremely chewy. To be honest it's the sweetness that puts me off the most.

e: his original text about them was "I almost bought some squid snack today, but the packaging is transparent, so I didn't."

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Did someone say asian grocery?



I'm not sure what you even do with this and the labeling says its uncooked but I expect we're going to be really disappointed when the big hurricane hits and we run through the cans and rations and end up staring at this jar of snakehead fish that we insisted on buying because its like a fish lava lamp.


I have convinced myself this is the best thai fish sauce you could expect to find but it still hasn't worked me up enough to get over seeing what I must assume are eyeballs floating in there.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
This thread inspired me to make a BAD LUNCH DECISION: PIZZAGHETTI.



Edit: I am absolutely certain the pizza sauce is the same as the meat sauce.

Ceciltron has a new favorite as of 17:24 on Feb 1, 2017

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

zedprime posted:


I have convinced myself this is the best thai fish sauce you could expect to find but it still hasn't worked me up enough to get over seeing what I must assume are eyeballs floating in there.

Man I love normal fish sauce for Thai or Vietnamese cooking but that is...unfiltered? :gonk:

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Yawgmoth posted:

gently caress bell peppers.

:cool::hf::cool:

My Lovely Horse posted:

They're just whole dried squid. Smell exactly like fish food, taste spicy and sweet, and are extremely chewy. To be honest it's the sweetness that puts me off the most.

e: his original text about them was "I almost bought some squid snack today, but the packaging is transparent, so I didn't."

Eh, different strokes, I guess. I think they're pretty darn good. I've seen a few people slice them up into thin strips and add them to noodle dishes, too. Seems like a good idea on paper, but I haven't tried doing it myself yet.

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

Ceciltron posted:

This thread inspired me to make a BAD LUNCH DECISION: PIZZAGHETTI.



Edit: I am absolutely certain the pizza sauce is the same as the meat sauce.

Would

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

would not.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
No pizza rules and all, but who the hell puts ketchup on pizza?

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

No pizza rules and all, but who the hell puts ketchup on pizza?

Just scrape it off geez

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Jusupov posted:

Just scrape it off geez

and the toothpaste?

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

No pizza rules and all, but who the hell puts ketchup on pizza?

I once used spicy ketchup as a sauce, because I had all the other ingredients ready.

I shouldn't have.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Bud K ninja sword posted:

and the toothpaste?

Brush it off.

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Data Graham posted:

Brush it off.

:haw:

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