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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
We can atleast send the Harriers on one way trips

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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Looking forward to 40 VLS LRSOs off the coast of every country :flashfap:

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Reverand maynard posted:

For the boots that don't know, when you enlisted you ACTUALLY enlisted for 8 years. After you get out of active duty the rest of those 8 years are spent in the individual ready reserve. When you heard stories about stop loss in Iraq, this is why. Say you enlist under a four year contract. Four years later is you End of Active Service. Eight years after initial enlistment is your End Of Active Service. So if you are celebrating the fact that you got your DD 214 yesterday don't start sucking your own dick quite yet, Uncle Sam can and will deep dick you one more time if he wants to.

Start calling up any family in Canada.

Also if you're retired you can be recalled.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Proud Christian Mom posted:

We can atleast send the Harriers on one way trips

The Harrier IS the nuke.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Proud Christian Mom posted:

We can atleast send the Harriers on one way trips

So regular sorties?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I'm now sure Trump is reading this thread. Trump I WAS loving JOKING ABOUT ON THE BEACH

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



This must be how people living with the constant fear of MAD in the 1980s felt :stare:

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.

Proud Christian Mom posted:

You know that ethics commission that South Dakota voters passed by referendum? The waaaay GOP legislature and Governor declared an emergency and are going to remove it.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.4e246d301770

ethics are biased and bad. god is on our side

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Kazinsal posted:

This must be how people living with the constant fear of MAD in the 1980s felt :stare:

I sometimes think of how the average person in Europe prior to WWI and WWII was probably sure this madness would all die down sometime, and things would go back to normal.

I'm genuinely certain we're going to declare a state of total war soon.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I am loving pumped for radscorpions

can someone make Caesar's Legion av tags?

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/PaulBlu/status/827305081842311168

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Stultus Maximus posted:

Also if you're retired you can be recalled.

Yeah, this part is really relevant to medical doctors.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

Reverand maynard posted:

Yeah, gently caress it. I'm never going to drink water from loving west virginia. Drink piss and carcinogens you fucks. Die early from cancer.

The one time I was in West Virginia, every single water dispensing part of the house spat out coal dust. Showering never felt so loving pointless as it did when I was dripping with black sludge.

Edit:

holocaust bloopers posted:

I am loving pumped for radscorpions

can someone make Caesar's Legion av tags?

I'm partial to Friends of FISTO :heysexy:

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

God dammit I've not double posted in ages, sorry

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

holocaust bloopers posted:

I am loving pumped for radscorpions

can someone make Caesar's Legion av tags?

word im down for this as well

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Isn't Trump basically the founder of Caesar's Legion?

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

CommieGIR posted:

Isn't Trump basically the founder of Caesar's Legion?

No, because Caesar was a genius that read history books to master the art of total war.

If anybody is Caesar, it's Mattis.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Vasudus posted:

If anybody is Caesar, it's Mattis.

But Mattis is also a generally good man who wouldn't approve of slavery.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

CommieGIR posted:

But Mattis is also a generally good man who wouldn't approve of slavery.

Nukes change a man's disposition.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

holocaust bloopers posted:

Nukes change a man's disposition.

He's a Marine. It'd just harden his views, not change them.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Howard Stern talked about Trump today

http://money.cnn.com/2017/02/02/media/kfile-stern-on-trump/index.html

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Sounds like horseshit

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

Sounds like horseshit

We don't sign our posts around here.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

Sounds like horseshit

Sounds crazy enough to be true.

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Federal lawsuit filed against Clarke over alleged unlawful arrest.

http://www.tmj4.com/news/local-news/milwaukee-man-files-lawsuit-against-sheriff-clarke

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Stultus Maximus posted:

Also if you're retired you can be recalled.

We had several pilots and mission crew commanders called back from retirement around 2009/10 for a year or two.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Godholio posted:

We had several pilots and mission crew commanders called back from retirement around 2009/10 for a year or two.

My uncle who was retired from the Guard got recalled about ten years ago.
He was a loving truck driver.
And his wife has MS.
He had to go to his Congressman and the local papers bitching about it to get them to cancel his recall.

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.

gently caress yes. This dude is the worst. How many days a year is he not even in his city working

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I've never actually heard much about clarke except the whole BLM interview he did awhile back. What else has he done?

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

How are we supposed to go through another 10 months of the Trump administration without Clarkson, Hammond, and May each week? :smith:

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Third World Reggin posted:

I've never actually heard much about clarke except the whole BLM interview he did awhile back. What else has he done?

Death in County Jail ruled homicide; cause of death was dehydration

http://www.jsonline.com/story/news/investigations/2016/09/15/death-county-jail-ruled-homicide-inmate-had-no-water-days/89960362

SwampDonkey fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Feb 3, 2017

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

We should get the Don to negotiate for us, he 'gets the best deals'

Mate, you have Bernie Eccelstone and he's not doing anything any more.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

psydude posted:

How are we supposed to go through another 10 months of the Trump administration without Clarkson, Hammond, and May each week? :smith:

oh wait is there an ep tonight or was last week the finale

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

oh wait is there an ep tonight or was last week the finale

Tonight is the last one.

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.

Third World Reggin posted:

I've never actually heard much about clarke except the whole BLM interview he did awhile back. What else has he done?

I don't know I've never actually listened to him, I just know he (was) always on Fox News, in his stupid cowboy hat, dropping sick burns on Obama.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

psydude posted:

Tonight is the last one.

unironic :sad: - Hammond's snagged, unraveling red sweater gag during the survivalist episode was my favorite, subtle joke they've done on that show in years. Also with them jumping to online streaming instead off BBC has increased the number of rubber :dong:'s on screen by 110% hah

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Limited nuclear war is a goddamned pipe dream. Read Command And Control sometime. It's very eye opening on the topic of our nuclear arsenal.


I'm reading it right now and holy loving christ that story about resoldering the power line for a nuclear weapon at the last minute is all kinds of :dogbutton:

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

Sounds like horseshit

Are you saying you're disagreeing with Howard Stern's political analysis??

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


He's angling to be the new Sheriff Arpaio with the same tough on crime bullshit act. Bonus points for being Trump's others black friend.

Milwaukee is also where Scott "Koch Whore" Walker got started. So the voters there are clearly idiots and it's mestacized to the rest of the state. The bright spot is Clark is really unpopular and could go down easily.

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Yeah Clarke is the black Arpaio

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