Cute Thread: Pup eet egg

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SubponticatePoster: Aug 9, 2004; Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.; Slippery Tilde

Megabound posted:

Police escort Cash Crab out of a beauty salon.

Having done something similar to this IRL I can guarantee that nobody in that picture is having any fun, sadly. Though I'm trying to figure out what that is on the raccoon by its paw. Kinda looks like an ornament of some kind.

Antivehicular posted:

I think the long-eared owl is pretty superb:

We have a pair of these at the aviary. Used to be just one but they got her a friend. Both of them have the derpiest expressions, like a combination of :downs:

and

That one looks way more chill.

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

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TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Say Nothing posted:

savannah cat? I want one soooo bad

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DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

SubponticatePoster posted:

Having done something similar to this IRL I can guarantee that nobody in that picture is having any fun, sadly. Though I'm trying to figure out what that is on the raccoon by its paw. Kinda looks like an ornament of some kind.

Tranq dart

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Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Bud K ninja sword posted:

savannah cat? I want one soooo bad

I've always wondered what would happen if you crossed a Savannah and a Bengal.

Or a sphinx. Can you imagine?

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Shrieking Muppet: Jul 16, 2006

Azhais posted:

In honor of Superbowl week here in the states, requesting pictures of superb owls

Here's one I photographed my self

Screech Owl by Shrieking Muppet, on Flickr

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TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I've always wondered what would happen if you crossed a Savannah and a Bengal.

Or a sphinx. Can you imagine?

amazing big catte.

I want one but ha i would die, and 7 animals is too many already.

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Dienes: Nov 4, 2009; dee
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dee doot doot; College Slice

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I've always wondered what would happen if you crossed a Savannah and a Bengal.

A bigger Bengal.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Or a sphinx. Can you imagine?

I've made that exact Google Image Search and am always disappointed that nothing turns up. Cat skin matches the coat color so it'd be a spotted Sphynx.

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TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

it would still look like a scrotum. just a big agile scrotum.

with spots.

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venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

Bud K ninja sword posted:

it would still look like a scrotum. just a big agile scrotum.

with spots.

Please don't doxx me.

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Rabbit Hill: Mar 11, 2009; God knows what lives in me in place of me.; Grimey Drawer

RareAcumen posted:

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_nw7kwpXluT1r3uvu0.mp4#_=_

This is it, my favorite thing on the internet.

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Nordick: Sep 3, 2011; Yes.

RareAcumen posted:

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_nw7kwpXluT1r3uvu0.mp4#_=_

I wonder if you could play this dog like a simple musical instrument, by poking it in certain places to produce differently pitched *hrrkkk* noises.

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Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Mutant Standard posted:

https://youtu.be/8-R90qgbiic

I love the way he keeps using his big ol' paw to go "no, Human, THAT spot."

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Mu Zeta: Oct 17, 2002; Me crush ass to dust

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a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

Hat Maru is very powerful.

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mick ohio: Sep 24, 2007; So I says to Mabel, I says...

Meet B-rad! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrlgfC0SJ9g

lil baby baby sloth :kimchi:

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davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Shrieking Muppet posted:

Here's one I photographed my self

Screech Owl by Shrieking Muppet, on Flickr

whaaaat

I'm trying to sleeeep

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Jagged Jim: Sep 26, 2013; I... I can only look though the window...

Khajiit has wares if you have coin.

https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/827134062401830912

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MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

http://i.imgur.com/JzfO0Gg.mp4

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Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

MikeJF posted:

http://i.imgur.com/JzfO0Gg.mp4

What the hell ois this amazing mouse-rabbit?

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Jo Joestar: Oct 24, 2013

Muad'Dib hops without rhythm.

(It's probably a jerboa)

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Sininu: Jan 8, 2014

https://fat.gfycat.com/EmotionalPlayfulHorsemouse.webm

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Analytic Engine: May 18, 2009; not the analytical engine

Elias_Maluco posted:

What the hell ois this amazing mouse-rabbit?

Jumping Flash HD remake lookin' good

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Sininu: Jan 8, 2014

http://i.imgur.com/9KklAA9.gifv

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Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Elias_Maluco posted:

What the hell ois this amazing mouse-rabbit?

The next winner of the Paris-Dakar Rally.

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Sininu: Jan 8, 2014

http://i.imgur.com/QuVut87.gifv

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Randallteal: May 7, 2006; The tears of time

God, I would be worried about jabbing it in the eye.

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Huzzah!: Sep 15, 2007; Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

https://twitter.com/CuteEmergency/status/827553491757432832

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Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Huzzah! posted:

https://twitter.com/CuteEmergency/status/827553491757432832

That's a filthy lie! I just didn't realize I needed it.

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IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

MikeJF posted:

http://i.imgur.com/JzfO0Gg.mp4

Disney rebranding of Mirror's Edge.

bloop

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

IMJack posted:

bloop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBx-8jqiGfA

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TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

VendaGoat posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBx-8jqiGfA

that was the first thing i thought too :kimchi:

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JackMann: Aug 11, 2010; Secure. Contain. Protect.; Fallen Rib

I was looking at my pictures and found one I took shortly after I came home from ReaperCon.

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bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/askanyone/status/767956283404259329

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Huzzah!: Sep 15, 2007; Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

https://twitter.com/paperbeatstweet/status/827774428901625856

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Khazar-khum: Oct 22, 2008; Cat Army
2nd Battalion

DarklyDreaming posted:

This place is cool and does an essential service while also charging money to let people feed and pet big animals.

Here's another wonderful place doing God's work: http://www.cathouse-fcc.org/

They are breeding very rare and endangered leopards and others. They have shows in April where they bring some of the cats out to teach about conservation. Very cool place.

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