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From the Johnny Depp is Broke thread:SpaghetioSexNoises posted:Johnny Depp is going to steal a bunch of Oscar gift bags and escape in an early 2000's Honda Civic
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 22:23 |
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MeatwadIsGod posted:From the Johnny Depp is Broke thread: In the BBC article about Depp's financial situation, one of the things listed was how he had spent like a half a million on shooting Hunter S. Thompson's ashes out of a cannon. Among all the other stuff it kind of stood out.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 23:04 |
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Stare-Out posted:In the BBC article about Depp's financial situation, one of the things listed was how he had spent like a half a million on shooting Hunter S. Thompson's ashes out of a cannon. Among all the other stuff it kind of stood out. That's a worthwhile thing to do though, HST died & wanted to be shot out of a cannon. It would be kinda assholish not to do it. That said, I dunno that I would spend several hundred thousands on it. You could probably go to an old navy fortress and pay them to let you do it for like a fifth of that.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 23:09 |
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Yeah but they don't have any cannons shaped like hands holding peyote.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 23:11 |
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Powaqoatse posted:That's a worthwhile thing to do though, HST died & wanted to be shot out of a cannon. It would be kinda assholish not to do it. I'm not saying it's wrong or not frankly an awesome thing to do, it just stood out as funny to me in a list of regular ludicrous celebrity spending of private planes and mansions and what have you to suddenly see "yeah, shot this one dead guy out of a cannon for 500 grand."
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 23:39 |
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Stare-Out posted:In the BBC article about Depp's financial situation, one of the things listed was how he had spent like a half a million on shooting Hunter S. Thompson's ashes out of a cannon. Among all the other stuff it kind of stood out. 3 million.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 23:39 |
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Stare-Out posted:I'm not saying it's wrong or not frankly an awesome thing to do, it just stood out as funny to me in a list of regular ludicrous celebrity spending of private planes and mansions and what have you to suddenly see "yeah, shot this one dead guy out of a cannon for 500 grand." Ya, that's the problem in a way. It's become normalized that rich people spend a lot of money on castles & private planes and poo poo, which they should not do at all ever. But this is the one thing that is probably from the heart, that's the weird thing. I'm not calling yout out, cause it's the common reaction. Also Depp is a huge piece of poo poo and I hate him. But I'm just saying, at least there's some love for another person behind that one expence.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 23:48 |
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Aphrodite posted:3 million. That's right. Even better.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 23:48 |
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If he wanted to be shot out of a cannon he should have been putting money aside for it imo Like he committed suicide, he completely chose the time of his death, he could have planned this out a little better. What if he hadn't had a rich rear end friend to pick up the slack? Inconsiderate, that's all there is to it
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 23:54 |
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purple death ray posted:If he wanted to be shot out of a cannon he should have been putting money aside for it imo That's beside the point. Personally I wouldn't spend money on shooting a suicide out of a cannon, but I respect those who do want to do that.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 00:00 |
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How much does a cannon cost? How do you spend 3 million dollars firing a cannon? I'm genuinely confused and would really have trouble running up that much cash doing something so simple.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 00:09 |
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Outrail posted:How much does a cannon cost? How do you spend 3 million dollars firing a cannon? I'm genuinely confused and would really have trouble running up that much cash doing something so simple. The cannon was custom made. It said so in the article.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 00:12 |
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Outrail posted:How much does a cannon cost? How do you spend 3 million dollars firing a cannon? I'm genuinely confused and would really have trouble running up that much cash doing something so simple. quote:On August 20, 2005, in a private funeral, Thompson's ashes were fired from a cannon. This was accompanied by red, white, blue and green fireworksall to the tune of Norman Greenbaum's "Spirit in the Sky" and Bob Dylan's "Mr. Tambourine Man".[50] The cannon was placed atop a 153-foot (47 m) tower which had the shape of a double-thumbed fist clutching a peyote button, a symbol originally used in his 1970 campaign for Sheriff of Pitkin County, Colorado. It was a pretty big production, commissioning a 15-story sculpture that can support a cannon couldn't have been cheap.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 00:12 |
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Outrail posted:Pig vegan what now? quote:There is to my mind only one solution, my friend:
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 01:34 |
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That was revolting. Here's something a bit lighter.Dirk the Average posted:In the time it would take him to make an elevator pitch, a lactose intolerant person could chug a gallon of whole milk and their bowels would provide a succinct summary of his content.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 01:57 |
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Was that long post supposed to be funny?
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 02:43 |
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sweeperbravo posted:Was that long post supposed to be funny? If you're in middle school and need to be edgy, then yes, it's uproariously funny.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 02:46 |
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No, it's not supposed to be funny. It's supposed to be badass and hardcore and edgy as gently caress, I think.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 04:05 |
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The vegan pig machine guy, the "The Thing is the best movie ever because there are no women in it" guy, and the "The Flash has pants made of Goes Fast" guy all walk into a restaurant together. They die of starvation because nobody can stop talking long enough to place an order.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 04:34 |
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Guy Mann posted:The vegan pig machine guy, the "The Thing is the best movie ever because there are no women in it" guy, and the "The Flash has pants made of Goes Fast" guy all walk into a restaurant together. They die of starvation because nobody can stop talking long enough to place an order. They did place an order, but SMG assured them that they did it only thematically.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 04:50 |
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 05:32 |
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i dont think this got posted here yet & it deserves to be
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 05:35 |
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Turns out I do remember reading that a while ago. Thanks for reminding me.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 05:37 |
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sweeperbravo posted:Was that long post supposed to be funny? graybook posted:If you're in middle school and need to be edgy, then yes, it's uproariously funny.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:10 |
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Ya iirc it was the dot on the i on a pages long thing about whether whoever should be a vegetarian or not. And goons being goons, there was probably a lot of "pigs literally break their legs during transport" and "they have open wounds due to standing too close" and poo poo like that its all true btw i just like eating meat more than i like knowing about animals
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:17 |
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I fully acknowledge that cows have best friends, are as friendly as dogs, and are surprisingly intelligent. I'm still gonna eat burgers.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:19 |
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aww look at this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGS5cqrb7NI i wanna eat it
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:21 |
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Like if you want to die and you want to be shot out of a canon I don't know why you need to go to the trouble of killing yourself first.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:22 |
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purple death ray posted:If he wanted to be shot out of a cannon he should have been putting money aside for it imo It was Hunter S. Thompson. Money that could be saved to pay for your funeral cannon would be better spent on cocaine and bourbon. Guy Mann posted:The vegan pig machine guy, the "The Thing is the best movie ever because there are no women in it" guy, and the "The Flash has pants made of Goes Fast" guy all walk into a restaurant together. They die of starvation because nobody can stop talking long enough to place an order.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:23 |
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slinkimalinki posted:Like if you want to die and you want to be shot out of a canon I don't know why you need to go to the trouble of killing yourself first. well he was too old to be shot out of a cannon while alive lol
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:26 |
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Powaqoatse posted:well he was too old to be shot out of a cannon while alive lol I'm sure he could have been alive at first.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:28 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I'm sure he could have been alive at first. maybe, but not after he killed himself tho
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:32 |
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Powaqoatse posted:maybe, but not after he killed himself tho Maybe he wouldn't have killed himself if he had had good friends, the kind of friends who shoot you out of a cannon?
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:39 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Maybe he wouldn't have killed himself if he had had good friends, the kind of friends who shoot you out of a cannon? fuc i didnt even consider that. i want the kind of friends that will shoot me out of a cannon. into a building is fine
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:41 |
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Powaqoatse posted:fuc i didnt even consider that. i want the kind of friends that will shoot me out of a cannon. Might as well make a splash.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:42 |
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or like imagine a shower scene from an 80s movie. sexy skin all over & then my fat whale rear end comes blasting through the window & destroys the 32" tv (nobody buys tvs anymore)
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:43 |
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So, this is amazing?
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 14:23 |
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Jeza posted:So, this is amazing? yea, it is
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 14:30 |
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Jeza posted:So, this is amazing? It is, though it's sorely missing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwGHiicMNvA
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 14:53 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:The one drop rule, chastity devices, grain thresher honor killings, and there's a problem with my receipt - The new dating megathread
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