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Gridlocked posted:Dad: *chatting to friends online about imminent birth of child, wife is in the hospital. suddenly the phone rings*
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That actually took me a second.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 17:31 |
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Wow. Sometimes a picture is only worth a short paragraph.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 17:37 |
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but did she poo poo hard? real hard? or not so hard?
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 17:39 |
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Powaqoatse posted:but did she poo poo hard? real hard? or not so hard? she poo poo so hard a dead baby came out
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:45 |
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gently caress dont say that out loud, thats dangerous
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:58 |
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one time i poo poo so hard a poop came outta my butt
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:59 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38vs7pFkg4
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 19:00 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:When you get what you want but not what you need: shooting cannonfuls of loose change at the homeless thread vol XVIII
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 19:35 |
Powaqoatse posted:one time i poo poo so hard a poop came outta my butt That is often much harder on the poop than on your butt.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 20:12 |
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Decrepus posted:That is often much harder on the poop than on your butt. Depends how hard the poop is.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 20:32 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:The first time I did CPR, a dead lady threw up in my eyes. CPR is loving gross. donquixotic posted:Maybe you're just a bad kisser
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Decrepus posted:That is often much harder on the poop than on your butt. Move past it and wipe already
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utjkju posted:5-6 times in year i see bears and moose or large deer-like animals in a zoo in city Novosibirsk.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 19:01 |
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I love that one so drat much Powaqoatse posted:one time i poo poo so hard a poop came outta my butt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCFvqbSfgqM Sagebrush has a new favorite as of 19:52 on Feb 5, 2017 |
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WampaLord posted:Well I'm a healthy person so I don't really "get" diarrhea, but I've never had a fart "go wrong" either.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 20:15 |
Why is this guy lying.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 20:18 |
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Hihohe posted:Why is this guy lying. It's literally poo poo that didn't happen.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 20:22 |
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WickedHate posted:It's literally poo poo that didn't happen. NOICE
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 20:27 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I see a lot of people on SA and other forums/chats having ongoing meltdowns over things they see on the internet. As some one who's been able to laugh at things like death threats and mean words on the internet I just don't understand the mind set of some one who gets emotional over words on the internet. Can some one explain it to me? Farg posted:You'd be upset to if you had to read your lovely posts
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 21:33 |
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Replaying Bioshock in Trump's America:Skylark posted:First impressions of the playthrough so far:
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 21:36 |
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:Replaying Bioshock in Trump's America: Skylark is easily one of the best posters on this site
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 22:12 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:Anyway apparently my hosed up dick + gnarly balls flopped out of my trousers at some point during the proceedings and traumatised the attendant really bad, so now I feel like poo poo.
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 12:23 |
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Skellybones posted:I like how the musclefurryzombie's first instinct after clawing out of the grave was to go back to the gym. Mycroft Holmes posted:even in death I still lift Breetai posted:*staggers forwards, arms outstretched*
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 13:37 |
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Guess the thread:Work Friend Keven posted:Irony is presenting a toilet in an artistic space, forcing the viewer to grapple with both their preconceived notions of space and meaning and authorial intent. It is not using a toilet in your home.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 02:20 |
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TotalLossBrain posted:I was laughing at this earlier. Trig Discipline posted:How is your mom by the way
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 02:24 |
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Trig Discipline is somehow a loving shapshooter of the "your mom" joke. It's always in a completely random place and it is always a perfect hit.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 02:47 |
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Trig is a forums treasure
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 02:57 |
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Pick posted:Trig Discipline is somehow a loving shapshooter of the "your mom" joke. It's always in a completely random place and it is always a perfect hit. So is your mom. Huh. That's harder than it looks.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 04:10 |
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Chichevache posted:So is your mom.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 04:13 |
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Chichevache posted:
That's what your mum said last night.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 04:18 |
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whiter than a Wilco show posted:That's what your mum said last night. Haha, you're a necrophiliac.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 04:21 |
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This is getting kinda dark.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 04:23 |
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Chichevache posted:Haha, you're a necrophiliac. Also a medium or necromancer, since she apparently talked to him. Too spoopy.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:This is getting kinda dark. Please stop talking about my mother.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Also a medium or necromancer, since she apparently talked to him. Too spoopy. Romancer being the operative bit
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 04:53 |
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Chichevache posted:Haha, you're a necrophiliac. I wouldn't say I loved her. What's the Greek for "hole"?
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 07:41 |
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None of us will ever be as clever as trig.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 07:52 |
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Chichevache posted:Haha, you're a necrophiliac. Necrophilia is dead good.
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love to crack open a cold one after work w the boys
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