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elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
I'm stll grinding away trying to platnum mgsv currently tackling the 100% mission tasks and at 40+ missions done.

just have a handful of cheevos left after that.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I tweaked my copy of MGSV to make all of the assault rifles semi-auto, and what a surprise, the game is now a million times easier!

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

Naked Bear posted:

I tweaked my copy of MGSV to make all of the assault rifles semi-auto, and what a surprise, the game is now a million times easier!

That's something else that felt weirdly out of place in The Division; that ability to take your weapon off GO FAST MAXIMUM PEW and tap fools in the face.

God drat the FALs would've been useful then instead of that three round garbage they had :argh:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
heres a pro strat for an easy s rank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTNCZCUmA38

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

gameplay in that game owns




also I just read the switch thread for my own personal amusement and some guy bitching about Zelda spoilers and its just like WTF to me.

Granted I haven't played a zelda since windwaker, but arent all the stories like 99% identical?

Video game fans are weird. Zelda fans demanded Nintendo release a comprehensive continuity for the entire series a few years ago

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

the only zelda game ive played since majoras mask was replaying the original game boy one again

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

what is guerrilla engine?

edit: oh yeah and "they" I meant somehow kojima not some dumbass cash in konami poo poo like whatever this new metal gear poo poo is

The ones Guerilla Games created for Horizon Zero Dawn. Those guys are strong tech wise. Killsone Shadowfall would be a visually impressive release had it come out this week and that's a three year old game basically.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

elite_garbage_man posted:

I'm stll grinding away trying to platnum mgsv currently tackling the 100% mission tasks and at 40+ missions done.

just have a handful of cheevos left after that.

I was waiting for Nioh to unlock on Monday night and booted up MGSV for the first time since I got my 1080 (HOLY poo poo I didn't think the game could look any better, but welp) and realized I'm very close to 100% achievement in this.

Only problem is it's on steam where you can just hack your achievements in and it doesn't matter :saddowns:

I'm only on mission 25 or something on my PS4 copy :negative:

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

I finished mission 50 on MGSV, but now I dunno if I have the motivation to grind everything up afterwards.

Especially since it will mean losing ~mai sniper waifu~ without the butterfly emblem in place.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

The Rat posted:

I finished mission 50 on MGSV, but now I dunno if I have the motivation to grind everything up afterwards.

Especially since it will mean losing ~mai sniper waifu~ without the butterfly emblem in place.

You can get her back if you play her boss battle 7 times.

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

The regular one, or the ridiculous one where she kills you in one shot?

I mean, I have enough tanks in inventory for the latter case, but I'd rather not do that over again :v:



e: I know this got posted in another thread, but since it's on topic here for the moment,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoRYWinS_u8

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


I think instead of buying ghost recon, I'm just gonna go back and play MGSV again.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
The regular one. It doesn't take long, really, and it's entirely worth the few minutes because of how overpowered Quiet is. I just wish she wasn't always so trigger happy. :argh:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

yeah after a while they allowed you to keep her after a version update

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

holocaust bloopers posted:

The ones Guerilla Games created for Horizon Zero Dawn. Those guys are strong tech wise. Killsone Shadowfall would be a visually impressive release had it come out this week and that's a three year old game basically.

Oh yeah, Shadowfall looked good, and wasn't even the worst game. It was kind of bland I guess but that's about 90% of every other game too.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
tfw it's been spoiled that mario can jump and there are goombas in the upcoming game

quote:

Would you kindly not downplay videogames as a storytelling medium. They often have poo poo stories but sometimes they can tell a story other mediums can't.

Also mechanics and encounters can be considered spoilers. (But yes, sometimes people take the concept of a spoiler overboard)

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
The internets obsession with spoilers is so loving stupid.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





wait so are games art

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Two Finger posted:

wait so are games art

Only indie roguelikes with pixel graphics and sound tracks inspired by mumblecore movies

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
only game that make me weep heavily when a super heavily foreshadowed character dies and I'm taken by surprise still because I'm a dullard gamer are art

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
PS Undertale is for garbage people and sad brains. ANy game that tries to make me feel bad for doing good wet-work can s my d

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

The Rat posted:

e: I know this got posted in another thread, but since it's on topic here for the moment,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoRYWinS_u8

If I skip over the foreplay and bj stuff can the video player go WHOA-HOOO-OOOOOOO?

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

That's the sfw version, so sure.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





i wish the spec ops thread was still around
god it was funny seeing all the people complain that THE GAME DIDN'T LET ME CHOOSE NOT TO MASSACRE THOSE PEOPLE completely missing that that was the entire point

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.
Whenever people yell and demand that games are art I generally imagine them specifically talking about spec ops and bio shock

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





i can't really praise spec ops highly enough honestly

the mechanics were a bit gimpy and the gameplay not fantastic but the fact that it worked so hard to turn around basically every shooter convention ever gets top marks from me, they tried something different and it didn't work 100% but a lot of it was fantastic


plus konrad owns

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

Spec Ops was a pretty solid game, mostly because I got to shotgun dudes in the face to Deep Purple, but towards the end the enemies got super bullet spongy which somewhat lessened the joys of an automatic shotgun.

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound

Buca di Bepis posted:

Sniping in BF1 makes me want to slam my balls in a car door

Gonna give up on the sniper medals and just try to ride iron sight rifles to level 10, which suck in a different but slightly lesser way

If you're not sniping with the tank hunter kit exclusively, you're doing it wrong.

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Ok so the best line out of that porn parody was "Uh and boss, we have enough farm animals back at base, so if you could stop airlifting them back, that would be great."

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Steam: orange juche

Xbox: orangejuche

Someone play the video games with me please

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I don't really have no super gaming keyboard and mouse boner, but my mouse died and I got this:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00ICMWU4W/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

It's pretty good.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

not caring here posted:

I don't really have no super gaming keyboard and mouse boner, but my mouse died and I got this:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00ICMWU4W/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

It's pretty good.

What's that black thing coming out of the front of it?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

What's that black thing coming out of the front of it?

its dick

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
replaying witcher 3. god drat this game is drat near perfect.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

replaying witcher 3. god drat this game is drat near perfect.

I'm really bad at the combat so I spend a lot of time in the long rear end loading screen.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I'm really bad at the combat so I spend a lot of time in the long rear end loading screen.

turn the difficulty down a notch then. i enjoyed the combat, but its not what makes the witcher great

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Quen shield supremacy.

You get the ability that heals you when you are struck and it makes it waaaaay easier.

On the hardest difficulties this will only absorb a hit or 2 at best so it basically saves you from a bad tactical choice but you are still gonna get ruined if you don't get your poo poo together.

Also, gently caress wild dogs.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I bought Nioh. Finding a hard copy of the game is nearly impossible now. Amazon is sold out, local game stores don't have it. I had to get a copy off of eBay.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

This was super helpful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPqKqTdkh4E

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

check this one out too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8mKZRIZQWo

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