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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Maybe La Luchadora is a corporal manifestation of Becky's doubt and disappointment with herself and that's why she has the face of a woman wrestler she grew up idolizing.

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

I don't know, I heard she appreciates the little things.

Reason for Ban: Will not stop posting edited Alexa Bliss "Small-dick sissy humiliation videos"

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

dromal phrenia posted:

Reason for Ban: Will not stop posting edited Alexa Bliss "Small-dick sissy humiliation videos"

Would be a hell of a way to go out.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
fear is the mind killer - nelson mandela

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Replace Naomi with Summer, Emma or Eva.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Did you all know that Rosa Parks invented the Civil Rights Movement

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
is the weekly smackdown thread becoming "the wife majestic" thread of Rowdy Ringsports?

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Nelson Mandela wasn't African american, he was just regular African

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

shut up tj perkins

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Bill Goldberg posted:

fear is the mind killer - nelson mandela

They're going all out with this Wyatt push eh?

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

I wasn't paying attention, did Naomi injure her knee when she botched her finisher on sunday or did she gently caress up in a different way?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
David Otunga speaks about Nelson Mandela the same way I speak about what time the bus is gonna arrive.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
god TJ Perkins could not be more lame if he was actively trying

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

TJ Perkins is so loving awful

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

I'm TJ Perkins and you can send all your bitcoin to

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
If any black wrestlers talk about Black History Month on Twitter will they get in trouble

Stealthed Zombie
Dec 21, 2007

And Introducing:
Dean "Titty Master" Ambrose
Hi, I'm TJ Perkins, and I'm reading this promo, from a set of cue cards.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

IcePhoenix posted:

I wasn't paying attention, did Naomi injure her knee when she botched her finisher on sunday or did she gently caress up in a different way?

Yes.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
OH MY GOD BABYFACE TJP IS SUCH A loving DORK PLEASE JUST TURN HIM.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
I loving hate TJ Perkins

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
I hope they gently caress up and Cena accidentally wins the title.

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian

IcePhoenix posted:

I wasn't paying attention, did Naomi injure her knee when she botched her finisher on sunday or did she gently caress up in a different way?

i'm not even sure it's real, probably just an excuse to put the title back on alexa in a heel finish next week.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
Hey kids, TJ Perkins here to say: Drugs are whack.

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

VJeff posted:

Buddy cop movie starring JeriKO.

Alexa is the villain, Braun is her muscle.

We might have a little problem getting KO to work with Jericho.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
TJP loving sucks

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
TJ Perkins sounds EXACTLY, 100%, how I'd sound if I had to do a promo. There's a reason I've never held a microphone before.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

John "One Shot" Cena

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



laffin for real at TJ getting booed

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

30 minutes.... please let this match rule as much as I know it can

motherbox
Jul 19, 2013

I'm TJ Perkins and why the hell did they change from my CWC theme song it was way better.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Panamaniac posted:

I hope they gently caress up and Cena accidentally wins the title.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I wish John Cena was my dad's best friend.

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

theres still 30m left? is this going 25m?

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida


I should have been more specific, the latter scenario didn't do much to narrow it down

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
TJ Perkins is the male analog to the fake gamer girl

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

You say you're the King of the Cruiserweights, but... you're not!

High quality trash talk.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

IcePhoenix posted:

I wasn't paying attention, did Naomi injure her knee when she botched her finisher on sunday or did she gently caress up in a different way?

Tough to say, she didn't realize she was injured until much later that night.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

I'm TJ Perkins and check out my YouTube for hot rebuttals to Feminist Frequency videos

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

IcePhoenix posted:

I wasn't paying attention, did Naomi injure her knee when she botched her finisher on sunday or did she gently caress up in a different way?

we all thought alexa would be injured from it but it turns out she's fit as gently caress and naomi's knee couldn't handle her abs

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DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
hi i'm tj perkins [ turns hat around ] and you know we've had a lot of fun here, but [ spins chair around, sits down ] the real high score achievement you can get is [ turns around to look over his shoulder at the camera ] abstinence

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