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21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



a falls count anywhere hell in a cell match!

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

21 Hoot Salute posted:

a falls count anywhere hell in a cell match!

THE ENTIRE ARENA IS A HELL CELL :unsmigghh:

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



THE BIG HOG

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bryan: We're paying James Ellsworth, should he not be wrestling?
Renee: I don't think so!

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
"You hear about the Patriots?" You're okay, Crews.

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks
"Did you hear about The Patriots?"

thanks apollo

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Dolph back to the "you darn millenials" thing. I hope he jobs to Tyler Breeze again.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
don't worry Apollo, you're not taking anyone's spot

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
I wish Rusev was on Smackdown. Imagine Rusev on Talking Smack?

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Dias posted:

I wish Rusev was on Smackdown. Imagine Rusev on Talking Smack?

Imagine Rusev hosting Talking Smack. *fingers crossed for next draft*

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Feb 12 2018 is Rusev's big day

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Blaise330 posted:

Imagine Rusev hosting Talking Smack. *fingers crossed for next draft*

Oh MAN, please make it happen.

Also:

https://twitter.com/AlexaBliss_WWE/status/831715579283124224

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



I just learned more about Apollo Crews than I ever have since he joined WWE

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005


lmao

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



21 Hoot Salute posted:

I just learned more about Apollo Crews than I ever have since he joined WWE

the power of talking smack

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Holy poo poo :xd:

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Part of me wishes Raw Talk took off so all the people on the Raw roster who normally dont get camera time would have a chance to tell their stories. Unfortunately I know the reality is that it'd all be Roman/Rollins/Jericho/Owens/Charlotte/New Day with a little Braun sprinkled in.

Actually I legit want Braun on Talking Smack.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

reach42 posted:

Swerve everyone and send Randy Orton after the universal title

oh god it'll be the conclusion to randy/brock from summerslam

e: oh wait i forgot it was goldberg who challenged kevin

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Noooooo AJ don't feud with Shane nooooooooo

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Jerusalem posted:

Noooooo AJ don't feud with Shane nooooooooo

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Hey Bryan.

Hey AJ! :D

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Every time AJ Styles mentions Shane McMahon, my soul curls up a little.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Jerusalem posted:

Noooooo AJ don't feud with Shane nooooooooo

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Maybe someone dumped RE7's first aid med on Bryan's neck and this is all a smokescreen for AJ/Bryan.

no it's not but lemme dream

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
One tiny, miniscule, itty bitty, teeny tiny, downside to talking smack. When the heels complain about the booking they're always 100% right.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Is AJ supposed to be a heel because he's really, really not anymore.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This whole thing rules except for the fear that it's ultimately building up to AJ fighting Shane instead of literally anybody else

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I just pictured an alternate universe where whatever intern pitched the idea for Talking Smack decided to keep his head in the sand that day. It's a worse alternate universe than Flashpoint.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



ANSWERS ANSWERS ANSWERS

HERE HERE HERE

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

VJeff posted:

Is AJ supposed to be a heel because he's really, really not anymore.

He is because he's a dick but it's like... on these unscripted shows people have to be in character and characters let WAY TOO MUCH poo poo slide between the weekly shows.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Talking Smack is kinda catching lightning in a bottle because these superstars airing grievances and being in character between shows is 100% what the modern world is. We have facebook, twitter, we know what everyone is thinking 24/7, for better or (usually) worse. Having to wait 7 days to know what someone thought of what just happened to them doesn't fit in this decade. A show like this lets us immerse again.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I do genuinely wonder what's happening with that Battle Royal next week.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I do genuinely wonder what's happening with that Battle Royal next week.

Universe A: Harper wins, Wyatt Triple Threat

Universe B: Cena wins, somehow Cena vs Orton happens again.

Universe C: ....Apollo? GOD DAMMIT BARRY STOP loving WITH THE TIMELINE

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Apologies, I've been marathoning Flash/Arrow.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Renee and Bryan not shying away from questioning whatever thoughts wrestlers were "supposed" to have helps a lot too. Alexa is pretty good at thinking on the spot, so you get to see how a self-obsessed heel actually reacts when confronted with facts, for example. In the same vein, wrestlers get to question the "kayfabe" decisions of the GM, so there's this nice dynamic going on.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I do genuinely wonder what's happening with that Battle Royal next week.

I have to believe it's Harper. Nothing else makes sense.

MAYBE AJ.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Blaise330 posted:

Universe A: Harper wins, Wyatt Triple Threat

Universe B: Cena wins, somehow Cena vs Orton happens again.

Universe C: ....Apollo? GOD DAMMIT BARRY STOP loving WITH THE TIMELINE

It's either Harper, Cena or AJ (distant third). My issue with Harper is that it would make the end result kinda obvious - they're not putting the belt on him and Orton's turn is inevitable, so you know they'd team up on Luke and then, when Bray had it all won...RKO OUTTANOWHERE. Either way I'm kinda assuming they're going with a triple threat for the WWE Championship now.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Dias posted:

It's either Harper, Cena or AJ (distant third). My issue with Harper is that it would make the end result kinda obvious - they're not putting the belt on him and Orton's turn is inevitable, so you know they'd team up on Luke and then, when Bray had it all won...RKO OUTTANOWHERE. Either way I'm kinda assuming they're going with a triple threat for the WWE Championship now.

I reeeeeally hope not. I don't want the post-Mania SD to open with Cena as champ UNLESS Ambrose is his first feud because I still want them in a program badly. Unless Cena loses in the Triple Threat I guess?

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Dias posted:

Maybe someone dumped RE7's first aid med on Bryan's neck and this is all a smokescreen for AJ/Bryan.

no it's not but lemme dream

His neck is not the problem

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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i missed alexa on talking smack?

god loving dammit!

Cancel that crap show 205 live and air talking smack after the A+ SHOW!

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