Dabir posted:

Barry Foster posted:

No Eccles no sale.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Fine, fine, fine.

We Know Catheters posted:

Mycroft Holmes posted:

i don't get it

Malachite_Dragon posted:

It was one of his catchphrases you goddamn youngins

Arrhythmia posted:

Every loving day. Every single loving day when i come home this little human being just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face. What should i do about him? Ideas?

Dabir posted:

Stare-Out posted:

Holy poo poo, it's uncanny.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I don't get it.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I don't get it.

theres a will theres moe posted:

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/my-human being-dog

Stare-Out posted:

Sestze posted:

The r/incels board is populated by people who feel victimized by society. It's in the name, incel means involuntarily celibate, implying that they're being forcefully kept from that physical relationship. Numerous posts in the thread have outright blamed women, chads, their mothers, poor genetics and others for their plight. Some hand-wringing individuals who may be concern trolling have stated that, instead of insulting these people, we should be trying to help them, as they might be considered the "victims" in this case.

I'd contend that they're no more victims than an alcoholic or chronic smoker, but whatever.

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

Alcoholics and chronic smokers were hooked on addictive, life-ruining drugs by multibillion-dollar organizations with thousands of agents working full-time to identify and exploit vulnerable people. Incels were driven to a life of spiteful hermitage by an imaginary frat bro and the concept of consent.

Spermanent Record posted:

Not clicking that without some verbal guarantee it's not smashed jam jar man or equivalent.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

It's a person having surgery to remove a gigantic dildo they get lodged in their rear end.

FogHelmut posted:

Surgery of removing Mr Hands sized dildo from the colon.

Spermanent Record posted:

Oh well in that case let me just...*flees country, assumes fake name, never goes on the internet again.*

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Gigantic black dildo begins slowly moving forward, cross country. Unerringly triangulating on your position, it won't stop, it can't stop.

It will find you.

Bobby Digital posted:

This is my hole, it was made for me

Malachite_Dragon posted:

There's a reason the healthcare thread chants "Wide, Flared Bases" like a cult prayer.

Trig Discipline posted:

Yeah if Hillary taught us anything it's the importance of not losing your wide base.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Pastry of the Year posted:

Get rid of the mustache and that thing is basically a furious woman named Carol or Karen or Barbara who doesn't want their kid learning about sex in public schools.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

If a robot got a new emotion program installed and asked me what anger and disappointment feel like I would show it your posts.

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Powaqoatse posted:

mirthless has got to be trolling like that old meme, "haha i keep saying idiotic things and they think i believe them! little do they know that underneath my carefully maintained idiot persona im also an idiot in real life"

Tardigrade posted:

Actually it's about ethnics in states rights.

Powaqoatse posted:

mirthless has got to be trolling like that old meme, "haha i keep saying idiotic things and they think i believe them! little do they know that underneath my carefully maintained idiot persona im also an idiot in real life"

hogmartin posted:

If you haven't showered with Dr. Bronner's liquid peppermint soap and then dried off and doused your junk/rear end with Gold Bond, you're truly missing out on what it feels like to slip the surly bonds of earth to teabag a snowman.

redneck nazgul posted:

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I wonder what your face looks like when you discover that your wife of ten years is the Henry Darger of revenge fantasies

Karate Bastard posted:

A bit like Barnacle Jim's, i suppose?

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Probably!

Henry Joseph Darger, Jr. (/ˈdɑːrdʒər/; c. April 12, 1892 – April 13, 1973) was a reclusive American writer and artist who worked as a hospital custodian in Chicago, Illinois.[1] He has become famous for his posthumously discovered 15,145-page, single-spaced fantasy manuscript called The Story of the Vivian Girls, in What is Known as the Realms of the Unreal, of the Glandeco-Angelinian War Storm, Caused by the Child Slave Rebellion, along with several hundred drawings and watercolor paintings illustrating the story.

In 1968, Darger became interested in tracing some of his frustrations back to his childhood and began writing The History of My Life. Spanning eight volumes, the book only spends 206 pages detailing Darger's early life before veering off into 4,672 pages of fiction about a huge twister called "Sweetie Pie," probably based on memories of a tornado he had witnessed in 1908.

techknight posted:

Choco1980 posted:

ravenkult posted:

farraday posted:

Source: Top White House officials are trying to take each other down like "Game of Thrones"

http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/13/politics/trump-watch-live-coverage-week-4/index.html

It's a nice day for a red wedding.

MisterOblivious posted:

Lookit that army general thinking going to strip clubs and acting inappropriately with women. Who's he think he is, some sort of navy officer?

greypearl posted:

So we went on a mini-holiday, discovered a bird shelf in the hotel room shower, and I've been scratching Pearl for the past hour so she is good and quiet. Happy V-Day!

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

Is that a massive shower or a tiny grey?

greypearl posted:

I think it's mostly the perspective of the photo, but you definitely could fit four to five people in there. Pearl is not a large grey, but she's maintained about 450 grams of weight for most of her adult life, which is spot on average for them. In conclusion...

It's a shower, not a grower.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I love this so much. It looks like it's written in the Harry Potter font and it's the color of wino pee!