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tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

Mike-Owns

# ? Feb 16, 2017 06:35

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 11:09

LtCol J. Krusinski: May 7, 2013

This is the start of the campaign to elect Shim as Idiot King.

Let's make GiP... GiP again.

The Shim Party

QTIYD or SMDFTB

# ? Feb 16, 2017 06:39

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

This is the start of the campaign to elect Shim as Idiot King.

Let's make GiP... GiP again.

The Shim Party

QTIYD or SMDFTB

http://i.imgur.com/GpL5ELz.gifv

# ? Feb 16, 2017 06:45

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

In lieu of him specifically posting, I hereby nominate NSA WIZARD as the leader of the SHADOW GOVERNMENT DEEP STATE SPOOK PARTY.

Let us celebrate our intelligence services being the last bastion of democracy by installing one of their own as our leader.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 06:52

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

This is the start of the campaign to elect Shim as Idiot King.

Let's make GiP... GiP again.

The Shim Party

QTIYD or SMDFTB

I stand with Shim

# ? Feb 16, 2017 07:23

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

if i'm ever on a ballot though don't vote for me for real and also if you're elected through this remember I said that.

i'm soft on (whatever is cool to probate people for) because I don't really give a poo poo unless you say some hosed up poo poo

# ? Feb 16, 2017 07:26

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

vote mike-o

# ? Feb 16, 2017 07:26

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

mmike-o is cool with me except i think I tried to talk to him or maybe it was KFFF drunk as gently caress on steam and they just logged out like WTF

# ? Feb 16, 2017 07:27

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

mmike-o is cool with me except i think I tried to talk to him or maybe it was KFFF drunk as gently caress on steam and they just logged out like WTF

Not me, we've only talked through PMs, brother.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 07:37

LtCol J. Krusinski: May 7, 2013

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

I stand with Shim

Namaste, I shall look kindly upon you as IK.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 07:38

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Namaste, I shall look kindly upon you as IK.

i'll be your jack brennan

# ? Feb 16, 2017 12:10

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

I am a sad brains person and I would like to make anime great again.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 12:33

LtCol J. Krusinski: May 7, 2013

ElMaligno posted:

I am a sad brains person and I would like to make anime great again.

As IK I will probate the ever loving love out of Anime and it's lovers. Campaign promise.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 13:16

Terrible Robot: Jul 2, 2010; FRIED CHICKEN; Slippery Tilde

Pesticide20 posted:

http://i.imgur.com/k73UI8J.mp4

As a representative of the Sadbrains I promise ~~three~~two things:

1: Nukes
Daytime
http://i.imgur.com/RVjSpkQ.mp4

Nighttime
http://i.imgur.com/o8VfrAo.mp4

Airburst
http://i.imgur.com/kXeHcEu.mp4

Underground
http://i.imgur.com/R6oQCPg.mp4

Underwater
http://i.imgur.com/ckt2i5z.mp4

Upper atmosphere
http://i.imgur.com/OHxw97G.mp4

Russian
http://i.imgur.com/lgo0rA6.mp4

American
http://i.imgur.com/utnkFhI.mp4

Even Pakistani
http://i.imgur.com/XZJRzbm.mp4

2: All moderation by myself will be conducted only when I am extremely high.
http://i.imgur.com/lWlMbJv.mp4
Let's put the (mercifully short) reign of EBB behind us.

You've got my vote

E; Pesticide20/Shim

# ? Feb 16, 2017 13:30

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

As IK I will probate the ever loving love out of Anime and it's lovers. Campaign promise.

OK this is a party I can support.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 13:50

bengy81: May 8, 2010

Lots of promises, some interesting ideas from candidates, but I'm afraid I'm going to need to see tax returns before I can make a decision...

# ? Feb 16, 2017 14:49

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

bengy81 posted:

Lots of promises, some interesting ideas from candidates, but I'm afraid I'm going to need to see tax returns before I can make a decision...

http://i.imgur.com/K7Z5XKM.gifv

Flikken posted:

OK this is a party I can support.

http://i.imgur.com/izAgqEn.gifv

Terrible Robot posted:

You've got my vote

E; Pesticide20/Shim

http://i.imgur.com/IldEvkg.gifv

ElMaligno posted:

I am a sad brains person and I would like to make anime great again.

http://i.imgur.com/8g9u6bM.gifv

# ? Feb 16, 2017 15:11

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Woof Blitzer posted:

Woofer Party: anyone who owns/sees/pets a dog and or dog-like facsimile/analogue is welcome. The platform is

Keep GIP ~~trill~~ chill

Less probotniks for everyone except really bad posters (secret list... )

You must attest that A.C.A.B. (All Canines Are Bodacious)

I will lead the party and am open to forming a coalition with another one as long as we can agree on agendas

Is the secret probate list comprised of cat posters? If so, I will join your party. We must deport all of the cats from the Dogge Thread!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Feb 16, 2017 16:10

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

As IK I will probate the ever loving love out of Anime and it's lovers. Campaign promise.

I am a one issue voter. Shim for God Emperor!

# ? Feb 16, 2017 16:16

Kuroyama: Sep 15, 2012; no fucking Anime in GiP

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

As IK I will probate the ever loving love out of Anime and it's lovers. Campaign promise.

Weeb lives matter!

# ? Feb 16, 2017 16:44

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Kuroyama posted:

Weeb lives matter!

Pictured: How to deal with weebs

http://i.imgur.com/R38rXQG.gifv

# ? Feb 16, 2017 16:55

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

If you ain't voting Shim you ain't GiP

# ? Feb 16, 2017 17:09

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Booblord Zagats posted:

If you ain't voting Shim you ain't GiP

# ? Feb 16, 2017 17:20

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

As IK I will probate the ever loving love out of Anime and it's lovers. Campaign promise.

You have my bong.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 17:21

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

You have my bong.

You have my SCIF.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 17:24

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

I'll throw my hat in the ring.

There are two classes of GiP posters: veterans and garbage people.

Vote for Holocaust Bloopers and secure a better sadbrains forum.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 18:34

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

mmike-o is cool with me except i think I tried to talk to him or maybe it was KFFF drunk as gently caress on steam and they just logged out like WTF

i would never log out on a fellow drunkard without at least a courtesy reply

# ? Feb 16, 2017 19:29

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Elections are for pussies who need the validation of the masses.

If you had a spine, you would appoint someone and silence those who decent from your decision.

The Genocide Party can fix this. Do the rightful Zeris.

Genocide Tendency fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Feb 16, 2017

# ? Feb 16, 2017 20:31

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

I propose a simple party with a simple idea: the Slap Zeris in the Face party. We have no platform other than the ability and willingness to slap Zeris in the face. The face slap does not need to arise from any particular grievance. Just a simple desire to have hand-flesh meet face-flesh at high velocity. Our party is especially flexible! We are willing to slap face with either the forehand or back of the hand. As this is a party of inclusiveness, all slap techniques are welcome!

Consider it!

# ? Feb 16, 2017 20:38

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Deathy McDeath posted:

I propose a simple party with a simple idea: the Slap Zeris in the Face party. We have no platform other than the ability and willingness to slap Zeris in the face. The face slap does not need to arise from any particular grievance. Just a simple desire to have hand-flesh meet face-flesh at high velocity. Our party is especially flexible! We are willing to slap face with either the forehand or back of the hand. As this is a party of inclusiveness, all slap techniques are welcome!

Consider it!

Go on

# ? Feb 16, 2017 20:53