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Ensign Expendable posted:«Я, агент иностранной разведки, Джон Кайф. Родился по заданию ЦРУ. В совершенстве владею четырнадцатью языками, телепатией, йогой и каратэ, нанайской борьбой, дзю-до и дзю-после, умею соблазнять женщин на расстоянии, фотографирую левым глазом, в правом проявляю микропленки, плевками сбиваю вертолеты и тушу пожары, стреляю из любой пуговицы, причем из всех четырех дырочек сразу, усилием воли могу вызывать землетрясения, цунами и такси. 
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woodenchicken posted:A true classic  rather. Close enough, though.
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visiting my grandma, and just noticed that she has carpet icon on the wall
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I love St. Carpet who died lying down on the stone floor of a church to keep the feet of believers warm during mass.
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steinrokkan posted:I love St. Carpet who died lying down on the stone floor of a church to keep the feet of believers warm during mass.
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Feb 14, 2017 13:46
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cinci zoo sniper posted:the other way around, gigantic icon woven into a carpet Those are amazing and you will not speak ill of the carpet icon. If for no reason than IT WILL KNOW
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steinrokkan posted:I love St. Carpet who died lying down on the stone floor of a church to keep the feet of believers warm during mass. Carpet on the floor?!?!?
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Jerry Cotton posted:Carpet on the floor?!?!? My carpet was on the floor and I spilled beer on it, such is the price of deviation from the ways of my people.
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mobby_6kl posted:Thank you whoever posted the rug photo link pages ago, now I can go back to my slav roots! So this is just some Russian clone of The American's but reversed? 
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Feb 14, 2017 19:54
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Ensign Expendable posted:My carpet was on the floor and I spilled beer on it, such is the price of deviation from the ways of my people. The great potato in the sky frowns upon you.
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my grandpa dropped by for some tea this morning, and told me about a hit and run accident he saw at the farmer's market, where an old guy did hit a car's door with his wagon, started ranting about loving cars everywhere and rode off 
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Feb 15, 2017 09:35
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My great-grandfather really hated the new stupid fad, a car, until the bitter end when he was killed by one.
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Feb 15, 2017 10:18
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The more I learn about my Polish grandma the more I understand why we didn't visit often. For example, she had every tooth pulled and wore dentures... since she was 20.
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Feb 15, 2017 12:40
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peanut posted:The more I learn about my Polish grandma the more I understand why we didn't visit often. She's not alone http://qi.com/infocloud/false-teeth
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Feb 15, 2017 15:16
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peanut posted:The more I learn about my Polish grandma the more I understand why we didn't visit often. That was common for working class people in Western European countries until WW2 or so. They would remove their teeth to avoid latter complications due to decay.
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Feb 15, 2017 17:04
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peanut posted:The more I learn about my Polish grandma the more I understand why we didn't visit often. Military folklore says that they changed the recipe for the dried ryebread (crispbread) in the Finnish Army at one point (after WW2) because it caused too many dental problems by being too hard to eat with bad teeth. The original recipe was more or less nicknamed "Anti-tank bread".
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Feb 15, 2017 18:01
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I remember my grandmother telling me stories of when they first got telephones in their area. Back then it was all switchboard operated, which meant you called the operator and asked them to manually connect the phone lines of the two homes together so they could talk. One of the many downsides to this was that it was very easy for the switchboard operator to listen in to everyone's phone calls if it was a small enough town. In my grandmother's case, the operator was an old Ukrainian woman who had wooden teeth. So often when they were talking she said they could hear a clicking noise in the background, which was the sound of the operators teeth tapping together as she was listening in on their conversation. So eventually when people caught on and heard the noise, they would shout over the phone, "Lilly! We can hear your teeth rattling! Quit being a snoopy bitch!" and then the line would go quiet again and they could have a private call. I don't know why, but picturing that always makes me laugh.
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Feb 15, 2017 18:32
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Letter "R" not reversed?!? How could a show about Russians gently caress it up so badly?
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just watched the first john wick recently and quite impressed by the amount of effort they put into the russian, although the accents of course were atrocious
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Feb 15, 2017 23:30
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I thought the pilot was going to ask for a push, but no... He asked for directions.
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https://twitter.com/yebenya/status/831366364275306496/photo/1Vakal posted:I remember my grandmother telling me stories of when they first got telephones in their area. Back then it was all switchboard operated, which meant you called the operator and asked them to manually connect the phone lines of the two homes together so they could talk. One of the many downsides to this was that it was very easy for the switchboard operator to listen in to everyone's phone calls if it was a small enough town. haha a common tactic was to tell a dirty joke and listen for laughter or gasps lol
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Feb 15, 2017 23:59
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I remember this level in half life 2
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lancemantis posted:So this is just some Russian clone of The American's but reversed? Not at all, but if you want a Russian clone of an American show, check this out: https://www.nytimes.com/video/world/1194817123093/married-with-children-in-russia.html
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russian posters may call me out, but i really think the cat is just saying "ouch"
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Feb 16, 2017 10:09
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What a silly noise for such a majestic animal.
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:just watched the first john wick recently and quite impressed by the amount of effort they put into the russian, although the accents of course were atrocious I re-watched it just last week and everything russian-related was silly. Especially the "translation" subtitles that aren't even close to what the people are saying. Banshee made a much better job with their ukranian mafia and more creatively too.  
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A Pale Horse posted:What a silly noise for such a majestic animal. Sound of retching - when you're trying to throw up but there's nothing left.
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Feb 16, 2017 16:38
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Why is it that even the snow leopards sound like professional drunks?
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Feb 16, 2017 16:53
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chinese restaurant in my hometown
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cinci zoo sniper posted:chinese restaurant in my hometown lmao they got the cheap knockoff spirit alright
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Has the power of at least 900 gopniks.
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dumb and kinda scared posted:I re-watched it just last week and everything russian-related was silly. Especially the "translation" subtitles that aren't even close to what the people are saying. Banshee made a much better job with their ukranian mafia and more creatively too. yeah but it's a silly action movie that doesn't pretend to be anything else so the fact that they even bothered to hire a russian consultant to write the lines and teach the actors how to speak them is commendable
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Feb 17, 2017 01:57
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Sounds like the noise my cat makes when she has a bath
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mobby_6kl posted:Not at all, but if you want a Russian clone of an American show, check this out: https://www.nytimes.com/video/world/1194817123093/married-with-children-in-russia.html Let's not forget It's Always Sunny in Moscow. Has anybody here watched it? I've seen some clips on youtube and it doesn't appear they captured the spirit of the show.
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:yeah but it's a silly action movie that doesn't pretend to be anything else so the fact that they even bothered to hire a russian consultant to write the lines and teach the actors how to speak them is commendable Banshee is even more ridiculous, it has Amish mafia. It might not be noticable to English speaker but Hollywood really upped the quality of all things EE lately. No more НИСLEAЯ ЯEAKTOЯ, KΣΣP OИT! That's why I was a bit dissapointed with how John Wick done it.
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Watch the Americans. They put so little effort into the show that Colonel Zhukov has his shoulder boards on backwards in one scene, plus literally all of his medals were issued years after the scene takes place.
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