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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Mr. Nice! posted:

This was absolutely planned by the whitehouse to discredit the AP. Bots have tweeted #medialiesagain 55k times.

https://twitter.com/DanEggenWPost/status/832621004719468546

Always difficult to figure out if it's just incompetence or evil.

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

facialimpediment posted:

Always difficult to figure out if it's just incompetence or evil.

It's always incompetence.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
lol

https://twitter.com/AndrewKirell/status/832619943036346369

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Does this mean that if I shamelessly will Trump products I can get a job in government? Going on vacation? Stay at a Trump hotel.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Pesticide20 posted:

Does this mean that if I shamelessly will Trump products I can get a job in government? Going on vacation? Stay at a Trump hotel.

Be sure to edit any posts you may have made that said MEAN THINGS about the president and you should be good to go

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

Be sure to edit any posts you may have made that said MEAN THINGS about the president and you should be good to go

Those were all FAKE POSTS made by my enemies

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

To illustrate this latest mess as it stands:

https://twitter.com/AdamSerwer/status/832622898745585665

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/832375230274400256

While Trump fluffing himself over a headline stating that he's removing legislation designed to keep mining waste from getting dumped into streams, I'm thinking this is exactly how the small folks in those unlikely states he got are going to rationalize that he's got their back.


Also: More of yesterday, just with less mean interruptions by the tremendously dishonest fake media:

:laffo:


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/832614137586933760

Nevermind, apparently it's already over, hosed up my timezones.

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Feb 17, 2017

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Well I guess the good news is that our tax dollars won't be providing healthcare to coal country for much longer.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

psydude posted:

Well I guess the good news is that our tax dollars won't be providing healthcare to coal country for much longer.

I kind of wonder what they think is going to happen when the welfare state is defunded and the coal jobs don't come back.

Maybe they just don't think about it because the stress would make them nuts?

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



facialimpediment posted:

https://twitter.com/DanEggenWPost/status/832621004719468546

Always difficult to figure out if it's just incompetence or evil.

At this level, evil is always in the shadows pushing incompetence.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Zeroisanumber posted:

I kind of wonder what they think is going to happen when the welfare state is defunded and the coal jobs don't come back.

Maybe they just don't think about it because the stress would make them nuts?

Same thing they've been doing since the jobs left: Blame someone who isn't them.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Duzzy Funlop posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/832375230274400256

While Trump fluffing himself over a headline stating that he's removing legislation designed to keep mining waste from getting dumped into streams, I'm thinking this is exactly how the small folks in those unlikely states he got are going to rationalize that he's got their back.


Also: More of yesterday, just with less mean interruptions by the tremendously dishonest fake media:

:laffo:


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/832614137586933760

Nevermind, apparently it's already over, hosed up my timezones.

Well if his goal is to resemble Vigo the Carpathian, he's doing a great job.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
More details on Best Korea's assassination thing. Apparently a woman was duped into pranking people with a water gun or something for a comedy show thing, then the fourth time it had the poison and the target was Kim Jong Un's half-brother.

https://twitter.com/GideonResnick/status/832634425208770565

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Zeroisanumber posted:

I kind of wonder what they think is going to happen when the welfare state is defunded and the coal jobs don't come back.

Maybe they just don't think about it because the stress would make them nuts?

I wish I had a ton of spiteful money. I'd run billboards, tv commercials, and radio ad's in most red states to the tune of "You're all going to die of crippling poverty or black lung or a mine collapse or water contamination and it's all your fault because you all believed rich people when they told you that the only way to get rich is to bootstraps and give us what we want and you elected them."

but poo poo like that is why I don't have any money.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

facialimpediment posted:

More details on Best Korea's assassination thing. Apparently a woman was duped into pranking people with a water gun or something for a comedy show thing, then the fourth time it had the poison and the target was Kim Jong Un's half-brother.

https://twitter.com/GideonResnick/status/832634425208770565

that's probably the craziest poo poo I've read in the past 4 minutes

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

facialimpediment posted:

More details on Best Korea's assassination thing. Apparently a woman was duped into pranking people with a water gun or something for a comedy show thing, then the fourth time it had the poison and the target was Kim Jong Un's half-brother.

https://twitter.com/GideonResnick/status/832634425208770565

It's just a prank bro

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

facialimpediment posted:

More details on Best Korea's assassination thing. Apparently a woman was duped into pranking people with a water gun or something for a comedy show thing, then the fourth time it had the poison and the target was Kim Jong Un's half-brother.

https://twitter.com/GideonResnick/status/832634425208770565

Great. Here comes all the YouTube copycat pranksters :rolleye:

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

facialimpediment posted:

More details on Best Korea's assassination thing. Apparently a woman was duped into pranking people with a water gun or something for a comedy show thing, then the fourth time it had the poison and the target was Kim Jong Un's half-brother.

https://twitter.com/GideonResnick/status/832634425208770565

Now this I would believe. That's loving awesome.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

facialimpediment posted:

More details on Best Korea's assassination thing. Apparently a woman was duped into pranking people with a water gun or something for a comedy show thing, then the fourth time it had the poison and the target was Kim Jong Un's half-brother.

https://twitter.com/GideonResnick/status/832634425208770565

Say what you will about the Norks, that's clever as hell.

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

facialimpediment posted:

More details on Best Korea's assassination thing. Apparently a woman was duped into pranking people with a water gun or something for a comedy show thing, then the fourth time it had the poison and the target was Kim Jong Un's half-brother.

https://twitter.com/GideonResnick/status/832634425208770565

A+ for creativity, god drat.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://www.notre-shop.com/blogs/lifestyle/nike-special-field-air-force-1-desert-camo



(I actually dont think they look to bad, just dont like the straps)

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

Woof Blitzer posted:

It's just a prank bro

And we all thought the fatality in one of these situations would be the pranker.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

More details on Best Korea's assassination thing. Apparently a woman was duped into pranking people with a water gun or something for a comedy show thing, then the fourth time it had the poison and the target was Kim Jong Un's half-brother.

https://twitter.com/GideonResnick/status/832634425208770565

I may be completely wrong here, but feel like this is the exact plotline to an episode of Psych or some sort of similar show.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Two Finger posted:

we have a pretty progressive stance on raptors here

Yeah but raptor farms, dude.

Edit: Free range

Edit2: People are going to start using water guns to shoot acid in malls and poo poo now, aren't they? :(

Godholio fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Feb 17, 2017

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

the full shep smith segment from yesterday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TfqTHlMszA

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Numbers not improving for Donnie.

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/832651068098048001

Retrowave Joe
Jul 20, 2001


Is this Nike prepping a line of post-apocalyptic ware?

Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.

Retardog posted:

Is this Nike prepping a line of post-apocalyptic ware?

getting ahead of the curve

bengy81
May 8, 2010
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...torney-general/

That headline tho.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:sigh:

bengy81
May 8, 2010
^^^
It kills me that people think things will get better when we dismantle the EPA.
I like fishing in water not full of runoff from mine shafts personally.

unbutthurtable
Dec 2, 2016

Total. Tox. Rereg.


College Slice

facialimpediment posted:

More details on Best Korea's assassination thing. Apparently a woman was duped into pranking people with a water gun or something for a comedy show thing, then the fourth time it had the poison and the target was Kim Jong Un's half-brother.

https://twitter.com/GideonResnick/status/832634425208770565

This is JUST like in Hitman Blood Money where you swap out the prop pistol with a real one so that one of the opera singers kills the lead during rehearsal while you just chill out in the audience.

Exactly the same.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Godholio posted:

Yeah but raptor farms, dude.

Edit: Free range

Edit2: People are going to start using water guns to shoot acid in malls and poo poo now, aren't they? :(

I'm thinking Manson family or Abbie Hoffman sds clowns already been there with the lysergic type acid

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Here is a blend of yesterday and today. Donnie, New Zealand, and Pickup Truck Scott Brown.

https://twitter.com/JamesPindell/status/832662535274795008

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

facialimpediment posted:

Here is a blend of yesterday and today. Donnie, New Zealand, and Pickup Truck Scott Brown.

https://twitter.com/JamesPindell/status/832662535274795008

Dumping Scott Brown on the far side of the planet in a do-nothing ambassadorial post is the best idea Trump's had yet.

Sorry to our Kiwi friends.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/BarstoolBigCat/status/832663547070935040

Gotta be someone from here

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

RIP George the animal Steele

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Mr. Mambold posted:

I'm thinking Manson family or Abbie Hoffman sds clowns already been there with the lysergic type acid

It was in Steal This Book - don't forget the DMSO!

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

A Hero for Our Age

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