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He's way worse. FATAL is just a game. It's bad and tasteless, but you can avoid it if you want. Zach gang stalks people for years at a time, and coincidentally it's always women or lgbt individuals. ed: here's a blog about it, to prevent a horrible derail about an rear end in a top hat. He's just part of what makes that game so loving awful. Babylon Astronaut fucked around with this message at 10:21 on Feb 17, 2017 |
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Palpek posted:This game owns and I'd like to see more like it on Steam. I can't even see the store page here in Australia. Forever denied the heady delights of jousting.
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Feb 17, 2017 10:33
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Gromit posted:I can't even see the store page here in Australia. Forever denied the heady delights of jousting. NSFW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6VDIrnmi50 It's weird, because it seems right up Australia's street.
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SaviourX posted:There is no way in hell this belongs in this thread, but I don't want to make a thread OP, so here it is, the answer to all PC games. Pack it all in: holy poo poo.  *immediately begins gifting to friends list*
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Feb 17, 2017 22:13
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Steam gave me some errors but it finally got added to my games list. She Bangs The Drums joined hands across the ocean and sent some Genitals to Joust. No more will I look down at myself in despair with this ultimate nob training package at hand!
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Feb 18, 2017 03:51
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Feb 18, 2017 07:18
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Accurate E: except atelier looks good imo
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Feb 18, 2017 08:11
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Feb 18, 2017 11:47
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Jesus christ
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FirstAidKite posted:Accurate atelier sophie is a good game and is just a pc release of a ps4 game should've put tales of berseria imo
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Feb 18, 2017 14:37
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Berseria is good too though. Zestiria however would belong. That ones dire.
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Feb 18, 2017 14:49
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I highly appreciate Minecraft Story Mode being included amongst all the anime.
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Feb 18, 2017 17:35
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Furi Is getting one more boss fight in March for 4 bucks. I don't care, I'm taking this offer
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Feb 18, 2017 21:09
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Why is there no gif of King Neptune eating SWAT 4 over and over again? 
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Feb 19, 2017 00:13
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I found a real doozie a while back on Steam, so I decided to record some first impressions and accidentally finished the game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz6UozGaglE
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Feb 19, 2017 01:34
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUKVXVe0SbE
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raditts posted:holy poo poo. can confirm that it is a great game at parties also that PUA game someone mentioned a little while ago http://store.steampowered.com/app/551780/ Lord Lambeth fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Feb 20, 2017 |
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Feb 20, 2017 06:02
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Lord Lambeth posted:can confirm that it is a great game at parties I have this schtick of adding the worst of steam to my wishlist, but I've finally found something I won't touch.
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Teach me the art of neg hitting through VR, baby.
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Feb 20, 2017 07:44
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I'm sort of glad that game exists because it makes me feel better about my life choices. But at the same time, gross.
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Feb 20, 2017 18:34
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Before clicking I assumed that would be some poorly illustrated visual novel or something but the fact that it has real people in it just makes me sad 
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Feb 20, 2017 19:00
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Oh good it's a new Dont B Nervous Talking 2 Girls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1w3tMfdtT0&t=590s
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Feb 20, 2017 19:11
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Someone should just remake Get Tiffany, instead of all that. Multiplayer, competitive dating sims could be an untapped goldmine.
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Feb 20, 2017 20:50
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It's 2017 and Castle Werewolf 3D is here. quote:The game is made in the tradition of the classic first-person shooters - especially Wolfenstein 3D. In the game you will have to wait interesting 13 levels of huge castle (dark dungeon, beautiful officers' rooms, scary laboratory, bloody ritual temple and others.), finding secrets (sometimes the walls are not what they seem), various monsters, 6 types of weapons, a lot of bloody effects This game has everything. Not an Imperial Eagle:  Fat not Nazis:  Bad Rats:  Not Nazi orcs:  Everything's fine, why are you asking:  Somebody page the retro FPS games thread.
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Lord Lambeth posted:can confirm that it is a great game at parties I came in here to link to this game
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Feb 21, 2017 20:43
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Who are buying all of these lovely games? Are they profitable? Who's making all these lovely games? I don't understand this new Steam lovely Game business at all.
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eonwe posted:I came in here to link to this game 
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Feb 21, 2017 20:55
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Pfff, if you can't keep her engaged while you get your gear on then it looks like you need to step up your game 
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Cantorsdust posted:Who are buying all of these lovely games? Are they profitable? Who's making all these lovely games? A lot of them look like the work of young teenagers who think that going through the basic tutorial lessons of Unity or some other free development software means that they are now qualified to be a game developer. I'm sure that once they grow up enough to have a bit more self awareness, they'll be quite embarrassed by these "games".
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Palpek posted:It's 2017 and Castle Werewolf 3D is here. This looks better than Banzai Pecan
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Feb 21, 2017 21:19
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Cantorsdust posted:Who are buying all of these lovely games? Are they profitable? Who's making all these lovely games? If they've got trading cards, then game sales would only be part of their potential income. See, devs receive 10% of whatever marketplace actions relating to items received from their game- basically, they get 10% of all transactions involving their trading cards and the like. Sure, you sell a game for only $0.50 (at an permanent 75% discount to attract people looking for 'a good deal'), but if you give players 3-6 trading cards worth $0.10 to $0.25 apiece, then you'll get a massive influx of people buying your cheapo game and selling cards, which in turn would generate deceptively massive amounts of revenue. I have to admit, that if any of these games came up on Steam at extremely low prices and cards, I'd readily buy and Idlemaster them.
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While we're on an FPS roll: The Last Hope: Trump vs Mafia Just chilling in your skyscraper:  Ok, at least the desk is probably accurate enough:  Meeting with the voters:  Your ultra-modern jet where they apparently replaced all the knobs with touchscreens:  When suddenly (it's still a pretty good depiction of Europe):   We gonna get medieval on their asses:  War, war never changes: 
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It's a bold new world out there, folks. One where you are free to swing your Nerf Sword and hit stock combatants in a generic village until you get bored, which takes about 60 seconds. Definitely watch the trailer for this one, but here's a couple screenshots that the developers decided looked better with a ridiculous amount of jpg artifacting: 
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Cantorsdust posted:Who are buying all of these lovely games? Are they profitable? Who's making all these lovely games? If you look at a lot of the actual user statistics of these games most of them only ever reach sales figures in triple digits at best. Which makes people like Jim Sterling making videos about how outraged he is by their existence that get hundreds of thousands if not millions of views and lead to this entire ongoing witchhunt about quality control on Steam much more laughable, because if it weren't for streamers bandwagoning on it for views then nobody would even be aware of their existence in the first place.
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Ikari Worrier posted:It's a bold new world out there, folks. One where you are free to swing your Nerf Sword and hit stock combatants in a generic village until you get bored, which takes about 60 seconds. Definitely watch the trailer for this one, but here's a couple screenshots that the developers decided looked better with a ridiculous amount of jpg artifacting: If you told me these were shots from Catechumen 2, I'd probably believe you. CommissarMega posted:If they've got trading cards, then game sales would only be part of their potential income. See, devs receive 10% of whatever marketplace actions relating to items received from their game- basically, they get 10% of all transactions involving their trading cards and the like. Sure, you sell a game for only $0.50 (at an permanent 75% discount to attract people looking for 'a good deal'), but if you give players 3-6 trading cards worth $0.10 to $0.25 apiece, then you'll get a massive influx of people buying your cheapo game and selling cards, which in turn would generate deceptively massive amounts of revenue. I have to admit, that if any of these games came up on Steam at extremely low prices and cards, I'd readily buy and Idlemaster them. Sales don't even need to come into play, when you can just solicit Greenlight votes for keys and then rake in the trading card money from all of the suckers who I have to assume just want the game to get their 15 cents worth of cards and then never actually play it. John Murdoch fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Feb 22, 2017 |
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Ikari Worrier posted:It's a bold new world out there, folks. One where you are free to swing your Nerf Sword and hit stock combatants in a generic village until you get bored, which takes about 60 seconds. Definitely watch the trailer for this one, but here's a couple screenshots that the developers decided looked better with a ridiculous amount of jpg artifacting: Ahahaha, it's using the same stock HUD elements that Aztecopalyse from a few pages back did.
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Palpek posted:It's 2017 and Castle Werewolf 3D is here. Loving the inconsistent pixel size from the gun to the interface. Retro means it's okay that I'm sloppy! Inco posted:Ahahaha, it's using the same stock HUD elements that Aztecopalyse from a few pages back did. Aztecalypse is a Game Guru game, they all have the same stock HUD because Game Guru is a glorified level editor for the worst FPS engine ever made. Guy Mann posted:If you look at a lot of the actual user statistics of these games most of them only ever reach sales figures in triple digits at best. Which makes people like Jim Sterling making videos about how outraged he is by their existence that get hundreds of thousands if not millions of views and lead to this entire ongoing witchhunt about quality control on Steam much more laughable, because if it weren't for streamers bandwagoning on it for views then nobody would even be aware of their existence in the first place. The problem is that these poo poo games nobody buys still clog up space and make it harder to find legitimately quality but ultra-low-budget games. The sensible consumer reaction is to buy nothing on Steam that isn't a known quantity, i.e. AAA.
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Obidak Software shovelware titles were just removed from Steam. It appears that now Valve also removes the sale of cards/emotes from the marketplace so that banned devs can no longer profit post-ban.
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Hahahahahaha, damnit. That example you linked is the piece of poo poo someone gifted me a day ago I left idling before I went into work.
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