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The so called artist of the strip is not a sexhaver like myself so he doesn't understand that's not how pregnancy works You need semen not coffee
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Feb 22, 2017 05:40
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Garfield hates puppies
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Feb 22, 2017 05:41
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This is about Obama I think
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Feb 22, 2017 05:42
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John Arbuckle has a girlfriend? How loving weird.
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Feb 22, 2017 05:42
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that ho is calling him a bitch! (pregnant dog)
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Feb 22, 2017 05:44
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The vet had a cup of puppy eggs sitting there and Jon drank them. They're gonna hatch and grow in his belly before tearing through his stomach and eating his body. I'm pretty sure that's the joke here.
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Feb 22, 2017 05:45
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he drank dog jizz hth op
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Feb 22, 2017 05:45
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i think the man took the cat to the vet to drink dog cum
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Feb 22, 2017 05:46
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where he gets his coffee is what i'd like to know
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Feb 22, 2017 05:47
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 "cup fulla dog spunk"
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Feb 22, 2017 05:52
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How did the nurse get the dog jizx out of Garfield? Maybe Garfield was out blowing spaniels all day and the vet pump his stomach? And why did she put the jizx into a coffee mug? Because that's a metaphor for the disastrous "affordable healthcare act". Everything goes back to Obama.
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Feb 22, 2017 05:58
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Garfield hates lasagna and eats Mondays.
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Feb 22, 2017 05:59
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scott zoloft posted:i think the man took the cat to the vet to drink dog cum
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Feb 22, 2017 05:59
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A liter of puppies HAW HAW HAW
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Feb 22, 2017 06:01
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daddy's cummies e: doggie's cummies
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JiveHonky posted:How did the nurse get the dog jizx out of Garfield? Maybe Garfield was out blowing spaniels all day and the vet pump his stomach? And why did she put the jizx into a coffee mug? *working the drive-thru @ Dunkin Donuts* "sir, you're holding up the line"
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Feb 22, 2017 06:09
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in the third panel, jon's just absolutely furious that the vet lady made fun of his dog cum habit. he is going to murder her with his bare hands.
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Feb 22, 2017 06:13
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Jon Arbuckle is Garfleds owner
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Feb 22, 2017 06:19
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Sneed's feed and seed
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Feb 22, 2017 06:23
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cool new Polack jokes posted:Sneed's feed and seed (Formerly Dave's)
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Feb 22, 2017 06:32
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I went to the effort of actually looking up that tired, inexplicably persisting comic strip, and it looks like he spent that week sexually harassing the vet while she dropped sick burns on him. While the action in the one from May 30th is poorly conveyed, it is just part of a sequence. https://garfield.com/comic/1990/05/30 Also, gently caress you for making me read multiple Garfield comics.
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Feb 22, 2017 06:33
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I went to the effort of actually looking up that tired, inexplicably persisting comic strip, and it looks like he spent that week sexually harassing the vet while she dropped sick burns on him. While the action in the one from May 30th is poorly conveyed, it is just part of a sequence. i entered in a random date because it made me but then it said i cant be more than 100 years old ok then
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it's because jon is a huge bitch hth
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Feb 22, 2017 06:37
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The joke is Jon poo poo HIS PANTS
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Feb 22, 2017 06:37
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I like the kitty
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Feb 22, 2017 06:37
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I've always wondered, why was Garfield?
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Feb 22, 2017 06:49
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It's about base and superstructure like all forms of cartoon at their core
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liz collects a nice hot cup of dog semen in her favorite coffee cup and someone else drinks it. haha it will take hours to get another cup full. good comic
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Feb 22, 2017 06:57
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what kind of hosed up dog semen is black
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Feb 22, 2017 07:02
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i thought it was a urine sample and john was the dog pregnancy test 
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Feb 22, 2017 07:02
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This seems really obvious to me. They're at the vet and he drank something not meant for him so now she's messing with him.
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Feb 22, 2017 07:12
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Stefan Prodan posted:what kind of hosed up dog semen is black uh do you normally put cream and sugar in it or what
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Feb 22, 2017 07:20
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Jim Davis is likely a raging right wing lunatic so it's probably about how Obama care makes you gay enough to drink dog semen in front of transgender nurses.
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I've thought long and hard on this subject. 1) It's dog semen The prevailing theory. However, there are many problems with this theory. As Garfield is at least a family-friendly comic strip, if not expressly produced for the consumption of children, then why would Jim Davis expect his audience to know that it's a cup full of semen or to even know what semen is? Additionally, why would the semen be stored at room temperature in an open container? Was Liz planning on artificially inseminating a dog immediately after giving Garfield his checkup and just letting the semen warm up in the meantime? Finally, ingesting semen does not cause dogs or humans to become pregnant. Totally bogus. 2) It's medicine for pregnant dogs Somewhat more plausible. Despite the same questions raised over Liz storing the liquid in an open, unrefrigerated container, it's possible that it could be some sort of medication or nutritional supplement, also implied by Liz specifically saying that Jon was going to have a litter of "healthy" puppies. 3) It's cold coffee and Liz is loving with Jon Jon says it's a "cup of coffee," and from the angle he should be able to see it's a black or brown liquid. Drinking unexpectedly cold coffee could cause the reaction Jon displays in the third panel, because people generally find room-temperature coffee to be unpleasant. And, historically, Liz has regarded Jon with a kind of withering amusement, and it would fit with her character to make up something to shock and humiliate him. 4) Jim Davis doesn't know how babies are made Jim Davis has made a media empire out of the comedic and artistic equivalent of unflavored yogurt. He's a dim, simple man who tapped into the collective consciousness of a dim, simple people. It's entirely possible that he has no concept of how puppies are conceived. Maybe the joke makes complete sense to Jim. Maybe Garfield operates in an alternate reality where insemination is not only possible orally, but across genders and species. If nothing else, Jim Davis is likely some kind of sex pervert. Just look at how the lady with spiders for eyes is posed. She's practically presenting. She reads as the kind of sexual freak who would leave a coffee cup full of dog cum just sitting around her workspace. Maybe she jacked off Odie immediately before Garfield's appointment. The fact that this comic strip---which has haunted me ever since I read it in Garfield: Life in the Fat Lane: His 28th Book as a child---still runs in syndication is a cruel joke. When Jim Davis is finally tried and executed for corrupting the nation's youth, I hope that there's huge crowd of spectators and that they greet him with howls of execration.
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