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I feel like it should be mandatory for someone to post this in response https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gy_qnDpaL8 e: gently caress, page snipe. Better add some...() content From "Inkers Heaven" in Singleton, NSW. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *inhale* aaaHAAHAHAHAHHA There is a gallery with another 153 tattoos of similar or worse quality from the same dude. What the living gently caress. DPM has a new favorite as of 23:08 on Feb 20, 2017 |
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Awfully nice of her to use a flamethrower, very humane compared to a single shot to the head.
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 23:03 |
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Can I get like a Celtic knot? But then like a bunch of other bullshit on it idk
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 02:01 |
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ew
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LanceHunter posted:The beginnings of what is going to turn out to be a surprisingly racist sleeve. "surprisingly"
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strangemusic posted:Concept: kickin rad What sane person would think that's a good concept?
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Maybe she's really tall?
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 01:22 |
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I just want to meet someone who refers to themself as the Wet Yeti
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DumbparameciuM posted:I feel like it should be mandatory for someone to post this in response HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!! Inkers Haven is in my old hometown. I go up to Singleton every other weekend to visit my Dad. I have NEVER EVER seen anyone either in there getting work or actually working there. And right next door to the Taj Mahal Indian restaurant where I got gastro 15 years ago. With the amount of poo poo tattoos on people in Singleton and this being the only shop in town you can guess who's getting all the business!
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Derek of the Andes posted:HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!! I'm pretty sure it's just the one dude in the shop too...Next time you're going past you should get some pics of the joint. I'm also curious as to what the ratio of Rose Tattoo/Barnsey/Acca Dacca the shop playlist is, or if the dude just has Pauline Hanson diatribes on loop or something.
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Local shop just posted this on their FB page. The application seems alright enough, but holy poo poo is it ugly and big
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 03:29 |
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drat that is a dumb and ugly design
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 03:45 |
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It's like how the whooooollle forest is in the wolf, y'know? But make it look like some kind of wolf TV, okay? *bong rip*
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DumbparameciuM posted:I'm pretty sure it's just the one dude in the shop too...Next time you're going past you should get some pics of the joint. I'm also curious as to what the ratio of Rose Tattoo/Barnsey/Acca Dacca the shop playlist is, or if the dude just has Pauline Hanson diatribes on loop or something. Up there tomorrow night. I'll do some snooping.
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TheDon01 posted:Local shop just posted this on their FB page. MN Timberwolves have their new logo design lol. It even looks pre-ashamed of its performance.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:21 |
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I think I found it The worst tattoo ever
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 07:50 |
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This rules.
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TheDon01 posted:Local shop just posted this on their FB page. Stupid wolf ought to be ashamed, wandering in front of a movie projector like that. DOWN IN FRONT rear end in a top hat!
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I don't like this new direction for Zoofights
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TheDon01 posted:Local shop just posted this on their FB page. Manbearpig? Old news. Have you seen the elusive Forestwolfbird?
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The Dark One posted:This rules. Link your tumblr account so we can make fun of you.
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Since this is the only tattoo thread I'm aware of, I figure this is as good of place as any to ask. I was getting my back piece colored in and my artist loves to make chit chat and so do I, so I asked her a lot of questions about tattooing. One was if she had ever tattooed a dong. She said no but she had been asked but she turned it down because she wouldn't really know how to do it, as in if it would be hard or soft, or if just only on the shaft because the head's skin is too sensitive/would bleed too much. I'm pretty sure I've seen a picture of at least one tattooed dick. So, my question is does anyone know the ins and outs of tattooing a dick? Hard or soft? Any no go zones? Also I don't remember how it came up, but she told me that she'd had multiple requests to do tattoos with cremated remains and she also turns them down, not only because it's probably against tons of health codes, but because she's just end up wiping most of the ashes off, mixed into the ink, with a paper towel and tossing it in the bin.
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Ralph Crammed In posted:Since this is the only tattoo thread I'm aware of, I figure this is as good of place as any to ask. During my last work, I asked my artist about dong tattoos. He said 1) He turns down the work because it's really, really difficult to make it look good and 2) "I wish people would stop asking me to do it." I guess some dude had come in a week earlier and wanted a hundred dollar bill tattooed around the circumference of his wingwang and was super pissed when he was turned away. Guy like that's probably got plenty of experience with people not wanting to touch his dong, though.
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Ralph Crammed In posted:So, my question is does anyone know the ins and outs of tattooing a dick? Hard or soft? Any no go zones? HAHAHA oh wow, crossquoting from the Tattoo Megathread Dylanthulhu posted:Anybody who genuinely wants to see it can pm me. I'm not just dropping that link in the thread. And I got "BITE IT YOU SCUM" tattooed on the underside of my dick because... Yeah, you got me. A big part of it was wondering how bad it would hurt. The skin is almost impossible to stabilize during the process. The further he got from the base the better the ink took and the more it hurt. It was about a twenty minute process and I couldn't have sat still much longer than that. Context Link. You should PM Dylanthulu and see what's up. Then report back when you also get a tasteless dicttoo!
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The Dark One posted:This rules. lmao
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The question of dong tats came up during my last session (they are shockingly requested quite a bit apparently). My artist said he had done it once and would refuse to ever do it again. The hard/soft thing boils down to what you want on your dong. Basically they would let the interns rock, paper, scissors it out for who would have to do it. They proceeded to tell a story of a big hairy dude who came in and wanted to get a giant bald eagle on his taint/balls (he was going into the military). I wish I would have snapped a pic, it was loving horrible.
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Mama mia that's a big boy
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The Dark One posted:This rules. This... this wasn't internet sarcasm?
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:49 |
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AUG thread delivers again: ish? Kinda? https://i.imgur.com/PfuFltd.jpg
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Ralph Crammed In posted:Since this is the only tattoo thread I'm aware of, I figure this is as good of place as any to ask. I'd post these questions in the good tattoo thread, which is full of knowledgeable tattoo enthusiasts (nerds) and artists who can answer your questions: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3663422&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Post your tattoo.
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Thanks for the links to the Tattoo Megathread. I knew there used to be one not just about bad tats but I had no idea where it went.
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Ralph Crammed In posted:Since this is the only tattoo thread I'm aware of, I figure this is as good of place as any to ask. I asked my artist what her worst tattoo was and she said a guy wanted a dragon on his dong and she was all excited to do it "until the day of, when it was [her] and a naked guy alone in a room, stretching it all around". She said "never again" to dong tattoos.
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ilysespieces posted:her and a naked guy alone in a room, stretching it all around Story of my sex life...
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Johnny Truant posted:Story of my sex life... That's why you gotta get it inked like dragon brah! Ladies love dragons! Sexually? Some awful text over the top to keep them focused might help too. Maybe some arrows pointed at your junk too.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 21:26 |
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How appropriate that it looks like
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 21:56 |
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I think the thread needs to brainstorm some tasteless dick tattoo ideas. - Get a stack of $100 bills, so you can tell sexual partners they've got money to blow Actually wait this is a terrible idea nvm
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 00:06 |
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I always thought this would make for a good dick tattoo
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Tryna help a friend in a different state (in an area that seems to suffer for good artists) is going super well. Like super super well:
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