Avshalom posted:

check out my dad's cat





his name is whittaker and he's like 16 years old, he is the only living thing my father can communicate with

Bobby Digital posted:

Karate Bastard posted:

Anybody got that front page quote of movie "original versions that were cut out" with Roy Batty going "all those moments will be lost in time, like tears, in a toilet *makes flushing sounds*"?

Makes me crack up every time.

quote:

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

I've been Offworld to the frontiers.

I've stood on the back deck of a blinker bound for the Plutition Camps.

I've watched the fires of Prometheus being flung into the void.

Weyland-Yutani hog riggers doing thrust spins on a spaghetti nebula.

I've seen it. I've felt it. Big things. Crazy things. Unbelievable deals.

Fudgequakes at Nom Nom 9. Cool ice men in an ice city. A space snake. An asteroid shaped like a ball sack.

I genocided crab people on the moons of Andromeda.

I dropped nuclear fusion bombs on the mossy hill yurts of peaceful rabbit men on Agraria.

I watched good replicants die for oil profits.

I met a cholo implanted with a xenomorph egg tricking out a flying low rider.

I watched a sex replicant doing special horny moves that no human could ever achieve.

I've drained a big cyst like cottage cheese being scooped out of a meteor crater.

I went on an unconnected 3D IMAX adventure that favorably references China for international theatrical re-release.

I watched a cut of Robin Hood that wasn't worse than full body cancer.

I signed autographs for money and judged cosplay competitions in Hall C of OrionCon.

I smelled prequel before the opening credits.

All these things and more will be lost like tears in a toilet.

Flushed.

(Pantomimes flushing a toilet and makes flushing sounds)

Time to die.

But remember, I am a replicant, so there could be another one just like me coming in 2015's Blade Runner 2: Back to Bladesics.

Toadvine posted:

Don't every forget that Hillary helped get Donald Trump all that free air play early on because they knew he was her best chance to win.

Hoisted by her orange retard

Sloober posted:

Karate Bastard posted:

This "I've stood on the back deck of a blinker bound for the Plutition Camps" is fecking marvellous parody. They dug up actual original cut content to set the mood.

numberoneposter posted:

i have another question i would like to postulate to the basic scientific community

what is wind? like what even is it??

let it mellow posted:

the wind blows, you and it have a lot in common

Pick posted:

Quiet Feet posted:

I'm not convinced that this wasn't Trump's inauguration speech.

Sagebrush posted:

"I've...eaten things...you people wouldn't believe.
A taco sextet with fire sauce, off the shoulder of I-80.
I watched cinna-buns glitter in the dark at the Tannhäuser bakery.
All those...meals...will be lost in time...like vegetables...in nacho cheese.
Time...to diet..."

ToxicSlurpee posted:

From the AUG thread in reply to a post I made about Golden Corral. Which was inspired by somebody telling the story of somebody else who introduced him to Golden Corral as dinner theater rather than a restaurant.


If you haven't eaten at a Golden Corral do it at least once. It's...an experience...

sweeperbravo posted:

bobby digital beat u last page but thanks for bringing it to this one

Jenny Angel posted:

Shoutout to the girl a couple seats over from me who spent the majority of Get Out arguing with her friends that various characters weren't being racist

Magic Hate Ball posted:

are you sure it wasn't like, some kind of weird william castle-esque "immersive cinema" thing

corn in the bible posted:

there might be a black person in the theater RIGHT NOW!!!

Paladinus posted:

This reminded me of that old front page article where Roy Batty basically predicts Blade Runner 2 in his tears in rain monologue. Does anyone have the link?

Bar Crow posted:

Life hacks: Burn everything. There's nothing of value in this world.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Printing out your posts as we speak.

Jamfrost posted:

How long does it take for the clothes to stick to your skin after being lit on fire?

trickybiscuits posted:

I do reenactment and you're not supposed to wear clothes with man-made fibers, such as tights, around campfires because if you get too close or fall in the fabric will melt onto your skin and burn you terribly. Wool is best of course, but I've flame-tested linen and it doesn't like to burn either. Based on the time my mom's cotton terry robe caught fire from a candle, cotton fuzz can burn so quickly that the fabric itself doesn't have time to catch fire.

On a lighter note, a friend of mine who also reenacts once saw a guy get too close to a campfire and his wool coat started falling apart because it was sewn with polyester thread. An interesting striptease.

Sagebrush posted:

i like how on these forums you're more likely to hear someone talking about having a campfire because they were doing a historical reenactment than because they were just fuckin camping

Shugojin posted:

Someone can actually communicate with a cat?

Jam With Seeds posted:

This man's rear end is 100% sealed shut with labia lipstick.

Ularg posted:

They make you super glue your rear end in a top hat shut in Christian summer camp.

Cosmic Charlie posted:

Looks like I can finally get my cervix cork + ripcord business off the ground, looks like brighter days ahead for ol cosmic charlie!

FactsAreUseless posted:

TOP SECRET MOD FORUM LEAK

Palpek created a final shrimp/pastry gif that he never got to post back when that derail happened. He posted it in the mod forum, and I am breaking all the rules to post it here.

http://i.imgur.com/9vBKvBJ.gifv

Palpek posted:

I only now learned about this treason .

Shugojin posted:

Someone can actually communicate with a cat?

Palpek posted:

I only now learned about this treason .

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Well you should've left it in the care of Top Men .

Screaming Idiot posted:

Mods knew


(about small pastry)

Hammurabi posted:

Anyone who didn't choose bulbasaur in first gen is legit an awful human being and I unironically think less of them.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Your code sucks anyway

Trig Discipline posted:

Palpek posted:

I only now learned about this treason .

Field Mousepad posted:

That is probably my favorite thing that's ever happened on these forums. The Sam Bradford lol steak thing from tff is a close second, someone link that poo poo please!

Sjs00 posted:

holy poo poo this is why I'm looking for that (hot) helium based life partner. Carbon based lifeforms are retardted.

Screaming Idiot posted:

bad day posted:

Holy poo poo, Broforce gets really weird on the higher stages. Amazingly so. I don't want to mention details because this is one of the few times a game has genuinely surprised me but - wow. I wish I'd bought and played this a year ago instead of waiting.

DACK FAYDEN posted:

Is it bad that I'm pretty sure you actually are posting in the right thread?

Krinkle posted:

Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Donald Trump is in the white house. Turn on tv and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears.

Ceive posted:

In other brick related news, this was under educational children's toys.

Rutibex posted:

ages 3+

Pick posted:

that kid looks like he knows what he's doing

Mammal Sauce posted:

It's just a shot from the quality control area in the factory.