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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I'm legit just skimming this thread at this point after Kash binned it.

People wanted to play so gently caress it :shrug:

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I refuse to take this seriously

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

Infinitum posted:

I literally can't get enough dongs.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

I heard he gobbled up 2 million

SHALASHASKA HAWKE
Nov 10, 2016

No child soldier in poverty by 1990
inf go to bed

sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?
KB throws the rubber dong at Infinitum, but misses! (1 fail, 2 success) It impacts Moat in the face and explodes, killing him! (11th player out of 13 in my list. can't make this poo poo up)

Moat, town-aligned jerkhole be ded!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXwP780LBw8

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

Infinitum posted:

Thank you for hitting me in the face with your giant floppy dong.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

this is a stickup posted:

KB throws the rubber dong at Infinitum, but misses! (1 fail, 2 success) It impacts Moat in the face and explodes, killing him! (11th player out of 13 in my list. can't make this poo poo up)

Moat, town-aligned jerkhole be ded!

Hahaha mod fudged that roll.

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop
Votecount for Day 2

Infinitum (2): SLASHER HAWKE, Tobbs Gnawed
Rarity (0): SLASHER HAWKE, SLASHER HAWKE

Not Voting (10): Anomalous Amalgam, AnonymousNarcotics, chaoslord, Chic Trombone, Grandicap, IllegallySober, Infinitum, King Burgundy, kumba, Rarity

With 12 alive, it's 7 votes to execute. The current deadline is February 26th, 2017 at 10 p.m. EST -- that's in about 1 day, 7 hours.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Aw man, I wanted the dong :(

sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?

King Burgundy posted:

Hahaha mod fudged that roll.

can't fudge the roll of an event when you can see the rolls I've made

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Guys, we need to find more dongs

sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?

this is a stickup posted:

can't fudge the roll of an event when you can see the rolls I've made

(I wanted to fudge it and kill moat but dug up that website to prevent myself from doing so, and the universe rewarded me :unsmith:)

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
Bad mod

FYI I died with a vig and lie detect

GL town

SHALASHASKA HAWKE
Nov 10, 2016

No child soldier in poverty by 1990

Moatillata posted:

Bad mod

FYI I died with a vig and lie detect

GL town

STEP 1 of the prophecy is complete!

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

##vote INF

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

Future dong use should be reserved for post lie detector.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Yeah

##vote inf

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I'm restless townie with a nightvig

SHALASHASKA HAWKE
Nov 10, 2016

No child soldier in poverty by 1990

Infinitum posted:

I'm restless townie with a nightvig

no wonder yiure tired

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


of you are postanbg

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
i just toured a bunch of rich people's kitchens and ate food and now i'm jealous and full

sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?
A shady looking person calls out to you. Pssst!

...she is wedged between two machines. She says she'll give you something special if you can answer her question correctly.

"Imagine that you are in a burning building. There are three potential exit routes, but only one of them is unblocked. It will take five minutes to attempt each exit. You'll be dead in ten. Through the kitchen might work - there will be less smoke in there. Jumping from the second floor will work - if the roof is safe. The most direct route is to the front door...but that's where the fire is raging. How do you get out of the building?"

She waits for answers.

SHALASHASKA HAWKE
Nov 10, 2016

No child soldier in poverty by 1990
##boop lady's nose while she's wedged and unable to retaliate

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Jump from the second floor

Fire is in the lobby.

Roof is safe

sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?
Her nose starts bleeding. It's getting everywhere!

SHALASHASKA HAWKE
Nov 10, 2016

No child soldier in poverty by 1990

this is a stickup posted:

Her nose starts bleeding. It's getting everywhere!

oh god not like this NOT LIKE THIS

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


##beat her to death and steal the reward

sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?
Infinitum succeeds in killing her and finds a knife in her purse!

Infinitum has obtained a knife! ##stab some jerkhole!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

How's it going?

SHALASHASKA HAWKE
Nov 10, 2016

No child soldier in poverty by 1990
self vig imo

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


##stab rarity

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
##vote inf

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
embarrassing

##vote inf

sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?
Infinitum swings wildly with the knife and hits Rarity in the liver!

Rarity, town-aligned vanilla be ded

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop
Votecount for Day 2



Not Voting (11): Anomalous Amalgam, AnonymousNarcotics, chaoslord, Chic Trombone, Grandicap, IllegallySober, Infinitum, King Burgundy, kumba, SLASHER HAWKE, Tobbs Gnawed

With 11 alive, it's 6 votes to execute. There is currently no deadline set.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
##vote inf

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
This game is a mess and I am going to continue posting through a spirit medium

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Never said it was a one shot... and the knife didn't break..

##stab kumba

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