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It really says a lot when you can be so bad that Valve will remove you considering how hands off they are on almost all of this
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Who buys all the card from these lovely games? Do people collect them or something? Or is there something you can actually get from them?
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If you collect all the possible card drops for a game you can turn it into a badge and get points for your Steam level, which yes is mostly only good for increased chance of those random card packs but you'd better believe people will treat it like a high score anyway. e: You can also increase the level of the badge more than once, possibly infinitely, so if a game has cheap cards, that means cheap badges, even if the reason the cards are cheap is because the game is unplayable. Ignatius M. Meen fucked around with this message at 07:12 on Feb 23, 2017 |
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The max level of a badge is five. A foil badge only has one level.  You also generate backgrounds and emoticons from crafting badges, some of which can be valuable depending on the dev's effort.
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Feb 23, 2017 07:18
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Someone from Valve was laughing their head off the day they came up with this. It was probably the hats guy.
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Feb 23, 2017 07:25
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Jamfrost posted:The max level of a badge is five. A foil badge only has one level. Or if it's something like a pot leaf.
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Yeah, I have awful Anonymous-themed icon (earned from a Beat Hazard badge, randomly) that's worth more than a quarter. Most are poo poo because they're completely unreadable at the size they appear in text or just completely meaningless outside of whatever context generated them. The few I have that are worth anything seem to be partly so just because they're readable smilies of various sorts.
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Feb 23, 2017 08:42
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Is there a  ?
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Feb 23, 2017 08:45
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Discendo Vox posted:Is there a It's not animated but it exists in both icon and background forms.
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Alien Rope Burn posted:Yeah, I have awful Anonymous-themed icon (earned from a Beat Hazard badge, randomly) that's worth more than a quarter. Most are poo poo because they're completely unreadable at the size they appear in text or just completely meaningless outside of whatever context generated them. The few I have that are worth anything seem to be partly so just because they're readable smilies of various sorts. 
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Feb 23, 2017 11:44
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If I were an amateur dev bringing my first RPG maker game to Steam via the power of some shady third-party company that generates Greenlight votes I'd just create the most commonly used and edgy set of chat smilies that have nothing to do with the game and watch the cash flow. Or maybe some smart entrepreneur has already done that?
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Palpek posted:If I were an amateur dev bringing my first RPG maker game to Steam via the power of some shady third-party company that generates Greenlight votes I'd just create the most commonly used and edgy set of chat smilies that have nothing to do with the game and watch the cash flow. Or maybe some smart entrepreneur has already done that?  e: 
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drat, that's great. They actually created a rare Pepe.
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I feel like this is a good time the bring up those devs who went in the other direction, and all of their emotes and backgrounds are of their fursonas and it's basically a dumb scheme to import stuff into Steam Community for their own personal use.
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John Murdoch posted:I feel like this is a good time the bring up those devs who went in the other direction, and all of their emotes and backgrounds are of their fursonas and it's basically a dumb scheme to import stuff into Steam Community for their own personal use. Oh, you mean the guys who put out the same game two times to double up the emotes/backgrounds they could sell? Yes they are explicitly the exact same files in both installs.
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don't forget http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/753/415530-%3Aspurdo%3A a loving  emote 
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END ME SCOOB posted:Oh, you mean the guys who put out the same game two times to double up the emotes/backgrounds they could sell? What the gently caress gets you banned from steam if they let poo poo like this slide?
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And steam is about to become less restrictive about who can get software on it 
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it's gone down, apparently. i got that game right when it came out. crafted a badge and got that emote. sold it for fifteen bucks. 
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I could probably just keep posting horrendous FPS games and never run out of material so to mix things a bit here's another upcoming hot release that Steam has seen a lot of during the last year: Frisky Business. quote:Take the Case!   
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Palpek posted:I could probably just keep posting horrendous FPS games and never run out of material so to mix things a bit here's another upcoming hot release that Steam has seen a lot of during the last year: Frisky Business. You know you have quality content when they can't even bother to capitalize the word "I" in dialog choices.
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Lmao these people don't give a gently caress anymore. Just create some garbage, literally name it trash, write some random poo poo and throw that dumpster fire on Steam for 2 people to buy it. Who cares. Uncompromising Trash  quote:How long have you not seen this, you have not experienced for a long time it is. Your hero, behind the group - sperm. You need to survive the killing of bacteria of various weapons, throw bloody tampons, shoot by poo poo and dildo , spit green snot and kill all enemies.     You're on the planet 'poo poo world' between turds, you're a sperm and you cum at little asses that in turn poo poo in your general direction, also dolphins and pizzas, the face of Jesus Christ is your special attack, roflcopter. Roll in your own piss, turds, vomit and snot. Welcum to the Razer afterparty.
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I think I'll stick to Privates as far as spunk-themed games go.
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Steam does what Nintendon't
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Palpek posted:You're on the planet 'poo poo world' between turds, you're a sperm and you cum at little asses that in turn poo poo in your general direction, also dolphins and pizzas, the face of Jesus Christ is your special attack, roflcopter. Roll in your own piss, turds, vomit and snot. Still more tasteful than BoI.
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Ikari Worrier posted:Ever since Minecraft's explosive popularity everyone and their brother has been trying to ride that bandwagon for quick profits. Just take lovely blocky programmer art, slap it on top of a barely functioning sandbox, and there you go! this one is really bad because it's some guys stealing this game http://store.steampowered.com/app/304930/ down to what appear to be just the same game. Unturned is free and like a hobby project for one young dude. Sad!
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Palpek posted:You're on the planet 'poo poo world' between turds, you're a sperm and you cum at little asses that in turn poo poo in your general direction, also dolphins and pizzas, the face of Jesus Christ is your special attack, roflcopter. Roll in your own piss, turds, vomit and snot. You forgot to say "The Aristocrats".
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I've added a surprising amount of games to my wishlist from here. Frisky Business will be #2.
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Palpek posted:I could probably just keep posting horrendous FPS games and never run out of material so to mix things a bit here's another upcoming hot release that Steam has seen a lot of during the last year: Frisky Business. Legitimately looks better than 99% of the porn games on Steam.
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DStecks posted:Legitimately looks better than 99% of the porn games on Steam. I have a number of questions for you about how you reached this conclusion.
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Discendo Vox posted:I have a number of questions for you about how you reached this conclusion. 1.) It's not anime. 2.) See #1
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Discendo Vox posted:I have a number of questions for you about how you reached this conclusion. I would imagine the answer is some variation of "I have played all the porn games on steam".
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tight aspirations posted:I would imagine the answer is some variation of "I have played all the porn games on steam". Simple, but watertight.
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I mean, there was sort of an implied second "looks" in my post, as in, what I was saying is that it looks better than 99% of the porn games on Steam look, and that's because it isn't Default Anime Look Circa 2004.
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DStecks posted:I mean, there was sort of an implied second "looks" in my post, as in, what I was saying is that it looks better than 99% of the porn games on Steam look, and that's because it isn't Default Anime Look Circa 2004. So what you're saying is it's better in artstyle, but not as good in gameplay. This raises further questions.
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okay uh has anyone ever played Uriel's Chasm because WHAT IN THE gently caress DID I JUST PLAY 
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:okay uh The dev is very fond of the Amiga/Genesis era and somewhat esoteric in their spiritualism. It defines all of their works. You should try the sequel if you want the same insanity but a bit more "standard game". His most recent title, Ohr, was bug nuts.
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END ME SCOOB posted:The dev is very fond of the Amiga/Genesis era and somewhat esoteric in their spiritualism. It defines all of their works. You should try the sequel if you want the same insanity but a bit more "standard game". yeah i thought the Christian stuff was gonna be some bizarre joke or just there for coolness like in Evangelion or Xenogears, but no, it was totally sincere and the dev meant to get their spirituality across with it  also it is way the holy gently caress too hard, art games and bullet hell should probably not mix
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:yeah i thought the Christian stuff was gonna be some bizarre joke or just there for coolness like in Evangelion or Xenogears, but no, it was totally sincere and the dev meant to get their spirituality across with it These are actual patch notes for the aforementioned new game. Please try to find a way to make what you read behind that link jive with these screenshots:    In case it's not clear yet, I loving love this dude because no matter what each game is I know it's gonna be a trip.
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