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Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


It's a lie. It's all old people fetishes all the time on Ballard Street.

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Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
Baldo is getting the honey voice from some old ladies.



Wizard of Id



Big Nate



Two random Wallace the Brave, one new Wallace




Curtis

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
LOL @ Everett True "assisting" a parrot into the Great Silence



That's an impressive Bald Eagle :rolleyes:

The Bloop fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Feb 28, 2017

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Weird how when that information is stored online all of a sudden you become stupid because you aren't using your brain for anything you're just getting it all from your mobile you goddamn millennial pieces of poo poo get a job.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Haifisch posted:

1999 Spider-Man








Pretend I posted that comic with the villain who came to newspaper spideyverse, then decided he'd never get anything done because of all the repetition.

http://www.avclub.com/article/vincent-donofrio-wants-kingpin-fight-spider-man-ne-251174

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

The Bloop posted:

LOL @ Everett True "assisting" a parrot into the Great Silence


Motherfucker is stone cold. I'm surprised that he didn't have Mrs. True cook it up and then invite the neighbor over for a chicken dinner.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Slammy posted:

And He Did. (March, 1916)


At first glance I thought that he shot her with a gun.

Slammy posted:

Outbursts of Everett True (June, 1916)


Kennel fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Feb 28, 2017

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Slammy posted:

Dick Tracy (November, 2009, click for big)


Wait.....Ringo was blackmailing the circus? What happened to the thing where Ringo was in Witness protection and his circus team was all people from the arms smuggling that he ratted out on?

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

Johnny Aztec posted:

Wait.....Ringo was blackmailing the circus? What happened to the thing where Ringo was in Witness protection and his circus team was all people from the arms smuggling that he ratted out on?

Dick Locher was incredibly, incredibly senile when he wrote his last couple of Dick Tracy strips
Is the dude still even alive?

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Calaveron posted:

Dick Locher was incredibly, incredibly senile when he wrote his last couple of Dick Tracy strips
Is the dude still even alive?

As far as I can tell, yes.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Calaveron posted:

Dick Locher was incredibly, incredibly senile when he wrote his last couple of Dick Tracy strips
Is the dude still even alive?

Yeah, I was reading the thread when that was being posted. It's just been a while, and I forgot how insane it was.




IT HAPPENED!

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007






That's the one! Boy, I sure hated that cartoon!


Some Other People posted:

But no, it was really this dog, right?

Good golly the 90's blighted us with some awful cartoon dogs.


Comics Kingdom hates me. None of their comics want to load. GoComics also hates me. Its comic loaded right up. Here's some Luann. It's a comic about how Tiff is a horrible no-good irredeemable bitch:

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Peanuts: Year Six (December 26, 1955-January 1, 1956)













Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Johnny Aztec posted:

Yeah, I was reading the thread when that was being posted. It's just been a while, and I forgot how insane it was.




IT HAPPENED!
And how...odd. The thread just wouldn't be the same without ol' tiny-arms Tracy. :allears:

LAUGH CLOWN LAUGH!

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy

That must be a DC-10, because both engines appear to have fallen off the wings.

Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

Such filthy language in our funny pages!

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


I hate when checkout people do this. Don't speculate on why I'm buying what I'm buying.

Is he trying to suffocate them both? Because I think there's probably too much air in that room for that to work in a timely fashion even if it is sealed airtight, which seems unlikely.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set takes the edge of hunger.


Working Daze is timely as always.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is pretty deep.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Evil Mastermind posted:

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is pretty deep.


Chuck Tingle managed to write multiple stories about people being pounded in the butt by concepts.

See also: Terry Pratchett, except with less butt stuff.

coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

Vargo posted:

Baldo is getting the honey voice from some old ladies.


I actually like this one :shobon: so many abuelitas can dance like hell and love a chance to do so

Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane

Such filthy language in our funny pages!

This, however. The perspective of the first panel reminds me of the weird fetish fanart from the deviantart threads, where the focus is like some giantess with a tiny man squished onto the sole of her foot. Has the same creepy feel

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Yay, treasureplane's back!

Slammy posted:

Outbursts of Everett True (June, 1916)

:wtf: ET.

Slammy posted:

Dick Tracy (November, 2009, click for big)

Comic Strip Megathread XVII: Laugh clown laugh! Ha ha ho sigh

Julet Esqu posted:

That's the one! Boy, I sure hated that cartoon!
:dukedog:

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



The MSJ posted:

Chuck Tingle managed to write multiple stories about people being pounded in the butt by concepts.

See also: Terry Pratchett, except with less butt stuff.
Pounded in My Input/Output Socket Not Through Predetermination but by Decisions I Alone Bear Responsibility For.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail Meets Chapo Trap House


Pearls Before Swine


The Phantom


Pooch Café

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

It's just resting.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


I don't think they were planning a stamp that says "Kit Walker is the Phantom". :psyduck:

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Tracksuit





Mother From Another Country

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


random Dark Side of the Horse


Viivi & Wagner

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Arlo and Janis Classic (Jan. 2, 1995)



Garfield Classic (Jan. 1-2, 1985)



Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!


Dream of the Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)


And He Did. (March, 1916)


Outbursts of Everett True (June, 1916)


Doings of the Duffs. (June, 1918, click for big)


The Gay Thirties (June, 1935, click for big))


They'll Do It Every Time (May, 1940, click for big)


Mopsy (October, 1940)


Tweedy (December, 1955, click for big)


Archie (October, 1955, click for big)


Jaf (1970)


Feiffer (1971, click for big)


Andy Capp (March, 1971, click for big)


Wee Pals (April, 1971, click for big)


Pyton


Richard's Poor Almanac (click for big)


Dick Tracy (November, 2009, click for big)

Mountaineer
Aug 29, 2008

Imagine a rod breaking on a robot face - forever
Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog



Pickles



Phoebe and Her Unicorn

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

NRVNQSR
Mar 1, 2009
But Wally doesn't have any political opinions. The joke would work better - comparatively speaking - with literally any other member of the cast. Even the robot.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

So what percentage of Rose is Rose strips are someone doing something "cutesy" or whatever, then being smug about how they're the type who'd do the thing they just did?

Because I'm guessing it's a high percentage, maybe third after "being so full of love you barf rainbows" and "the housewife thinks she's a badass for liking mundane things".

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Some of them are Meemaw is fat but super healthy. Rose won't be fat for Jimbo but don't let that discourage you ladies.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
And the retarded cancer child with its speech impediment

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy


Today's Dogg


Dustin


Mandrake

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Weird that Nancy would be about drugs, but sure.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



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Flash Gordon




1999 Spider-Man









Tiggum posted:

Is he trying to suffocate them both? Because I think there's probably too much air in that room for that to work in a timely fashion even if it is sealed airtight, which seems unlikely.
Sorry, you were using too much logic for newspaper Spiderman. Try again. :v:

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Poil posted:

It's just resting.

'E'S BLEEDIN' DEMISED!

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Man ET can just be a dick sometimes.

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