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The Titanic posted:This is a genuinely nice thing. I'm glad they did this. Good job, CIG. Not empty-quoting.
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Nicholas posted:I wonder what the hell these people think "has physics" means. As if physics were something you scoop out of a jar and smear all over your monitor. It's all just a simulation. The developers decide what to model and how accurately depending on level of detail they want to create, the amount of processing power available, and how they'd like the game to 'feel'. Physics is something you lay on top of the code you have laid on top of your ideas. Easy! I could show you how easy, but NDA. Sorry... 
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Feel for that kid. Eight and seventeen you're not supposed to be fighting to live. Props to all involved keeping him happy and distracted.
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Galarox posted:It was. I changed it from How it works: "Computers" to "Star Citizen" That's rather awesome. It may be the earliest time I came across the concept of a computer. A thing I read when I was 7 or 8 years old is now relevant again.
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I don't know what's funnier; that twat shoving $15K into a vidya game; or the fact that he's had $15K to shove into a vidya game.
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D_Smart posted:I don't know what's funnier; that twat shoving $15K into a vidya game; or the fact that he's had $15K to shove into a vidya game. Going back to the theory that streamers and the like get free or deep discounted ships to !raffle, maybe Mr. 50Shades here is talking out of his rear end about spending $15k? But I have seen his green screen down before and his house looks like a shithole hovel and if he actually spent $15k on a game then loving LOL! Buddy has priority issues like the rest of them.
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I'm guessing you wanted all of us to REALLY see this post.
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DapperDon posted:I'm guessing you wanted all of us to REALLY see this post. It not like anyone ever gets probated in this thread.
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DapperDon posted:I'm guessing you wanted all of us to REALLY see this post.  resize it?  It fits Star Citizen to a T(-pose)
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 "I can already do all the stuff in SC that ED fans are fantasizing about." 
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The Titanic posted:This is a genuinely nice thing. I'm glad they did this. Good job, CIG. gently caress cancer. Good on you CIG.
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Roflan posted:It even references Star Citizen when the mission giver says 'with the money you've donated to us, we have produced biowaste'... Great! Now I have to clean coffee off my monitor...
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Mr.Tophat posted:Shear vision, where everything tears apart and scope, where everything is a finger squeeze away from misery, be it a purchase of a jpeg or lurching out of space bed. Hmm… Suda 51 and Kojima should team up with Platinum to kickstart a new Neon Genesis Evangelion game. The full-spectrum hosed-up-ness levels would be off the scale every step of the way.
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Tippis posted:Hmm… Suda 51 and Kojima should team up with Platinum to kickstart a new Neon Genesis Evangelion game. The full-spectrum hosed-up-ness levels would be off the scale every step of the way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8q7K6fBPyk
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No shear vision, no lurching, and no misery. Rejected. 
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Ash1138 posted:also lol like 2 weeks of sales and a new ship and barely $2m for the month Nobody's spending money because it all comes in during July/August dontchaknow Europe.txt
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Ash1138 posted:also lol like 2 weeks of sales and a new ship and barely $2m for the month Nah, when 2.7 drops around Gamescom its gonna be hype overload, amirite?
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Quavers posted:Nah, when 2.7 drops around Gamescom its gonna be hype overload, amirite? Sheeeiiiiiitttttt! Man it is hype overload NOW! Did you not see how bitchin that new chariot is? So much Z00m and B00m!
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DapperDon posted:Sheeeiiiiiitttttt! Man it is hype overload NOW! Did you not see how bitchin that new chariot is? So much Z00m and B00m! Turn and Burn is better and more accurate to Star Citizen!
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Did anyone watch Bugmashers today? It was filmed on 2/3 and he was fixing a bug that affected the developers not gameplay. So much for the issue council. 
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So I decided to share my remedy for uninstalling Star Citizen after you uninstall it and find that it's not actually gone.quote:God. So that rubbish I had on there with 2.3 or whatever (pre the terms of reference change) is probably still cluttering my ssd. How do I cleanse it of the vile creature? You need: 1) Garlic cloves (not that powdered rubbish) 2) A 5lb bag of salt 3) Holy water // walk into a church and get some 4) A Silver cross // get one at a thrift store, or buy one at Walmart, then return it after the ceremony 5) A copy of the Bible // preferably the St. James version; none of that fake crap they're selling at Walmart 6) Print this Catholic church approved Excorcism chant. Steps: 1) Strip down to your undies 2) Hang the garlic around your neck with a string 3) Create a circle of salt in an open space big enough to encircle you and your computer 4) Put the computer in the circle 5) Drop some Holy water on top of the computer case; and a few drops in the middle of your head 6) Put the Bible somewhere in the circle, and the cross on top of it 7) Chant the passage you printed out, at least five times If all goes well, you can put your clothes back on, reconnect the computer, and then delete the Star Citizen installation folder. Given the size (31+ GB), the room may start to shake as long as the delete dialog is being displayed as it struggles to delete the vile crap from your computer. Try not to panic. Continue chanting during this part if things get hairy. When the delete dialog is completed, you are ready for the most harrowing part yet. Take a sip of the Holy water; just to be sure. Empty the Recycle Bin. This is a complete purge of the vile creature lurking within; so there will be some resistance from the dark forces within. You may even see some of those croberts memes taking longer than normal to be expunged; don't worry about it because right now you are fighting for the very soul of your computer as well as your bank account. If all goes well, and you didn't bite off your tongue during this ordeal, you're in the clear. Go get a refund.
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D_Smart posted:So I decided to share my remedy for uninstalling Star Citizen after you uninstall it and find that it's not actually gone. Excuse me, but is there a requirement of it being Kosher salt? And if no, does it have to be iodized or non iodized salt? E: Lucky Tax 
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This is the only funny part of the Dzunner gimmick. The shittiest troll calling in the goon mod to delete posts must really chap citizen's asses. AP posted:https://twitter.com/GlobalistGulag/status/837100682922586113 That tweet chain... So it really was about ethics in games journalism. I'm glad he was on the case of the SJW plot to kill Total Biscuit.
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D_Smart posted:So I decided to share my remedy for uninstalling Star Citizen after you uninstall it and find that it's not actually gone. 
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Tokamak posted:This is the only funny part of the Dzunner gimmick. The shittiest troll calling in the goon mod to delete posts must really chap citizen's asses.
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Star Citizen : Buk'ed Up Also, its already March, is 3.0 out yet? Looks like Elite is going places. 
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Gradis posted:jesus. Chris Roberts only cures blindness. I'm not clicking the brochure pics but is it just that- a brochure, as in something to encourage you to buy? Instead of gifting a ship like they do to actual streamers? 
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cool new Polack jokes posted:I'm not clicking the brochure pics but is it just that- a brochure, as in something to encourage you to buy? Instead of gifting a ship like they do to actual streamers? The kid is supposed to be in the hospital for six weeks. If he tries to download the game there it'll somehow shut off every ventilator and incubator in the place.
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cool new Polack jokes posted:I'm not clicking the brochure pics but is it just that- a brochure, as in something to encourage you to buy? Instead of gifting a ship like they do to actual streamers? I dont know im not a doctor or healer.
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