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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I could see Dutch Mantell making a push for Swagger, but who knows if TNA can afford him. Apparently he left WWE because contract talks broke down.

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Given that Dixie is no longer involved with TNA, do we know what she is up to now?

Is she going back to PR? Have her parents figured out a less expensive hobby for her to play business mogul?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

She owns a tiny portion of the company (something less than 5%) and probably doesn't *need* to work again, but I could see her popping up again in some capacity.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

BrigadierSensible posted:

Given that Dixie is no longer involved with TNA, do we know what she is up to now?

Is she going back to PR? Have her parents figured out a less expensive hobby for her to play business mogul?

Greater than average odds she ends up in a government position.

your friend sk
Dec 10, 2005

(ヤイケス!)


C. Everett Koop posted:

Greater than average odds she ends up in a government position.

deputy administrator of small business administration

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Deputy Assistant Secretary of Drinking This Box of Wine

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

skaboomizzy posted:

Deputy Assistant Secretary of Drinking This Box of Wine

Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life

-Dixie Carter

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/RealBrookeAdams/status/837107580006715392

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


PWInsider says TNA and Konnan’s CRASH in Mexico are trying to work together

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Chris James 2 posted:

PWInsider says TNA and Konnan’s CRASH in Mexico are trying to work together

That's been going on for some time and why the Hardy's were on that show that featured Blurred-ref-gate.

Konnan might end up on impact tomorrow.

e: I guess Pritchard's role is kind of like Austin's where he does live podcasts or something
http://fightnetwork.com/law...

flashy_mcflash fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Mar 2, 2017

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009
dixie carter will absolutely make a presidential run in 2020

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Endorph posted:

dixie carter will absolutely make a presidential run in 2020

im with her

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/PrichardShow/status/837137934759440390

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Just what TNA needed!

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

DoctorGonzo posted:

Just what TNA needed!

We just need:
-Bruce Pritchard, again

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Kongo Kong and Mario Bokara. Low Ki turned them down: https://twitter.com/PWInsidercom/status/837185975377854464

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Low Ki being the one that says no to him being in a company is something I haven't experienced in a while

Ghidzilla
May 12, 2009
At this point who is even on the roster? I am so confused.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Ghidzilla posted:

At this point who is even on the roster? I am so confused.

off the top of my head:

-o/~ A-ron Re-e-ex o/~
-the guy who sings "A-ron Re-e-ex"
-Bobby Lashley
-Eee Cee Three
-the Marilyn Manson edgelords
-those wolf guys
-the Dummy Yeah guy
-Tyrus
-MOOSE!

If that white-hot roster doesn't get your heart pounding, well, I dunno what to tell you

SatansOnion fucked around with this message at 08:00 on Mar 2, 2017

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Ghidzilla posted:

At this point who is even on the roster? I am so confused.

New Jersey guys from Pro Wrestling Syndicate and their breakaway promotion WrestlePro. WrestlePro ran a WrestlePro vs GFW feud and one of the few promotions who paid for a dopey Jeff Jarrett/GFW talent seminar.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
at least they haven't brought back Matt Morgan

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

exploded mummy posted:

at least they haven't brought back Matt Morgan

Didn't Morgan retire?

Also, my dumb rear end thought WWE misused him and he'd be a big star someday.

Turns out, Vince knows way more about talent than I do (or lack thereof).

Web Jew.0
May 13, 2009
Speak of the Blueprint and he shall appear.

Observer posted:

Matt Morgan is being brought in to be a top star once again.

Morgan said that he would be returning in about a month to a televised wrestling promotion, but didn’t say which one. Morgan, who is 40, has been competing in bodybuilding contests and is preparing for a contest in June, so he’s going to look leaner and more muscular than when he was on TV before

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

This is like the third new logo in three months

https://twitter.com/TNAMorale/status/837291797781020672

I'm ready for a "Get The Owl Out" ad campaign

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Its fascinating how this company keeps living. They have no stars, no momentum but by god they are going to have a new logo!

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
HOW HARD IS IT TO MAKE THE WORD IMPACT NOT OFF CENTER

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Another chance for cant miss prospect matt morgan

hardcoremark
May 6, 2009
They're back on Spike. In the UK anyway. Probably a better fit than challenge, they also show Bellator over here. They also showed the 5* pilot with Drew last month.

hardcoremark fucked around with this message at 15:27 on Mar 2, 2017

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


For those wondering how bad he is, Matt Morgan couldn't even get carried to a match by Chris loving Daniels.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006


🎵 I'm blue
Yeah I'm a blue Shrek, guy
Step a foot in my swamp
And you're gonna die 🎵
I'd rather Low-Ki say yes to any ridiculous offer that TNA sends him, if only because that's exactly what he deserves.

I've worked with the guy a few times, way back when I was part of USA Pro out of NYC/Long Island in '00-'02. He's a whiny sack of poo poo and it doesn't look like anything has ever changed. Don't think that one incident was the first or last time he's ever had to be carried out.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
TNA has won Worst Promotion in the Observer Awards for a 10th straight year

:toot:

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Web Jew.0 posted:

Speak of the Blueprint and he shall appear.

Exciting news, the amount of potential that Matt Morgan has is sky high, future is bright

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I'd rather Low-Ki say yes to any ridiculous offer that TNA sends him, if only because that's exactly what he deserves.

I've worked with the guy a few times, way back when I was part of USA Pro out of NYC/Long Island in '00-'02. He's a whiny sack of poo poo and it doesn't look like anything has ever changed. Don't think that one incident was the first or last time he's ever had to be carried out.

Has Low Ki ever not whined in a promotion?

Man, I bet there's some epic stories from his short time in the Fed.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
New logo

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
loving ugly. But im sure they will get it right someday.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Is the exclamation point part of the actual name now?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
So the company is now called Impact Wrestling Anthem?

Gorgolflox
Apr 2, 2009

Gun Saliva
Bad Logo

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

flashy_mcflash posted:

Is the exclamation point part of the actual name now?

It's like JEB!





It connotates excitement

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

EugeneJ posted:

TNA has won Worst Promotion in the Observer Awards for a 10th straight year

:toot:

It's a real shame, but maybe AAA/LU will finally break the streak next year.

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