Dog thread: Weekend at Bernese

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Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

TBeats posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJxNv2m7qns

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 05:12

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Raiders of the Lost Bark

# ? Mar 5, 2017 19:46

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

http://i.imgur.com/QRzRpa9.gifv

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Johnny Five-Jaces: Jan 21, 2009

TBeats posted:

We named the dog "Indiana."

# ? Mar 5, 2017 20:31

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/jonnysun/status/838476845888618496

# ? Mar 5, 2017 21:05

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Mak0rz posted:

https://twitter.com/jonnysun/status/838476845888618496

theyre just good dogs, brent

# ? Mar 5, 2017 21:12

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Zoodpipe posted:

Beans now has full, dual ear articulation.

I like this new feature.

# ? Mar 5, 2017 23:05

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Zoodpipe posted:

Beans now has full, dual ear articulation.

flight mode ACTIVATE

# ? Mar 5, 2017 23:23

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Mike-o posted:

http://i.imgur.com/QRzRpa9.gifv

oh my goooood :kimchi:

# ? Mar 5, 2017 23:42

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Zoodpipe posted:

Beans now has full, dual ear articulation.

Your dog looks like that flying video game monster thingy

# ? Mar 5, 2017 23:53

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Mike-o posted:

http://i.imgur.com/QRzRpa9.gifv

How are dogs even real?

# ? Mar 6, 2017 01:49

SquirrelyPSU: May 27, 2003

Mike-o posted:

http://i.imgur.com/QRzRpa9.gifv

OH COME ON LIKE HOW DO I EVEN

# ? Mar 6, 2017 02:29

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

Mak0rz posted:

https://twitter.com/jonnysun/status/838476845888618496

Bow Wow Te Ching, Chapter 49 posted:

The Dogge has no mind of her own.
She works with the mind of the people.

She is good to people who are good.
She is also good to people who aren't good.
This is true goodness.

She trusts people who are trustworthy.
She also trusts people who aren't trustworthy.
This is true trust.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 07:25

PenisMonkey: Apr 30, 2004; Be gentally.

You talkin' to me, punk bitch?

# ? Mar 6, 2017 07:30

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

PenisMonkey posted:

You talkin' to me, punk bitch?

Hi

http://i.imgur.com/NQWTWXs.gifv

# ? Mar 6, 2017 23:26

h3r0n: Dec 22, 2005

Sleepy time dogge.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 23:46

Laranzu: Jan 18, 2002

Its finally sunny out in Hawaii. Makes Tycho smile!

Edit:
Tycho also gets extra pets because he fought off an escaped aggressive Chihuahua that tried to attack my wife on their walk. Not that my wife needed his help, but if something angry comes running he is totally on it.

Dogges are good but I really want to kill 99% of small dog owners for never training them.

Laranzu fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Mar 7, 2017

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:55

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Did someone open a wrapper pretty sure we heard a wrapper and may we have some please?

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:56

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Laranzu posted:

Its finally sunny out in Hawaii. Makes Tycho smile!

Hi Tycho!

Super Grocery Kart posted:

Did someone open a wrapper pretty sure we heard a wrapper and may we have some please?

How could anyone say no to those two?

# ? Mar 7, 2017 03:18

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Did someone say sleep

# ? Mar 7, 2017 03:21

Arishtat: Jan 2, 2011

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Did someone say sleep

Pleasant dreams pupper.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 04:34

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Monty's feed-me face.

He eats at 645 and makes me feel like a guilty piece of poo poo for eating in front of him when I get up at 530ish.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 12:27

Malek: Jun 22, 2003; Shut up Girl!
And as always: Kill Hitler.

http://i.imgur.com/K5bYJ7W.gifv

# ? Mar 7, 2017 16:39

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

I realized today that I've been growing a collection of pictures of good dogs I've met and keeping them synced on my phone. Clearly the step I forgot is to add one pic of each dog to a public album called 'Pupperdex' and sharing it.

Fixed: https://goo.gl/photos/EL9w7i8u2K9BqKBS7

# ? Mar 7, 2017 19:41

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

xpost from da yospos pics thread

https://i.imgur.com/NQWTWXs.gifv

# ? Mar 7, 2017 23:33

PenisMonkey: Apr 30, 2004; Be gentally.

h3r0n posted:

Sleepy time dogge.

# ? Mar 8, 2017 09:37

FastestGunAlive: Apr 7, 2010; Dancing palm tree.

Rest easy my dog friends

Edit:

# ? Mar 8, 2017 12:07

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

# ? Mar 8, 2017 17:23

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

Pesticide20 posted:

Dog deserves better.

# ? Mar 8, 2017 21:24

Malek: Jun 22, 2003; Shut up Girl!
And as always: Kill Hitler.

http://i.imgur.com/Si7Rls4.gifv

# ? Mar 8, 2017 23:13

Johnny Five-Jaces: Jan 21, 2009

holy poo poo

# ? Mar 9, 2017 00:15

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

I'm dead

e: omg video!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOwyPQDqI4Y

# ? Mar 9, 2017 00:20

Oil!: Nov 5, 2008; Der's e'rl in dem der hills!; Ham Wrangler

A monastery adopted a dog and decided to make him a member of their order

# ? Mar 9, 2017 01:22

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Oil! posted:

A monastery adopted a dog and decided to make him a member of their order

I saw the picture before reading the story and just assumed some Star Wars nerd was abusing their dog by forcing it into a ridiculous costume.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 02:29

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Genocide Tendency posted:

I saw the picture before reading the story and just assumed some Star Wars nerd was abusing their dog by forcing it into a ridiculous costume.

its still nerdy, just a different canon

# ? Mar 9, 2017 02:31

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/billyhoward930/status/837666608025853952

# ? Mar 9, 2017 03:13

howe_sam: Mar 7, 2013; Creepy little garbage eaters

Oil! posted:

A monastery adopted a dog and decided to make him a member of their order

Makes sense, god is dog spelled backwards after all :angel:

# ? Mar 9, 2017 03:46

Zoodpipe: Jun 24, 2004; This is an important call. So, shut the fuck up.; Fallen Rib

Please advise - the number of doggos (2) and puppers (2) exceeds the number of humans (1) currently in the household.

Clockwise from left: Pepper, Clover (doggos), Beans and Sprout (puppers)

# ? Mar 9, 2017 04:04

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Zoodpipe posted:

Please advise - the number of doggos (2) and puppers (2) exceeds the number of humans (1) currently in the household.

Clockwise from left: Pepper, Clover (doggos), Beans and Sprout (puppers)

God blessed you with hands and feet with which to pette.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 04:35

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Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Found a pic of pupper before I got him, probably two-three months old

# ? Mar 9, 2017 05:30

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