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verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Bad Ant

There you go new name for a new mech based off SHAME

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verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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RIP ANTHONY GOT HIT BY A PARTY VAN

dyzzy
Dec 22, 2009

argh
He's writing contracts for the Great Leader in the sky now.

Thefluffy
Sep 7, 2014
don't worry it will just be 4 months late. LIKE THE FREELANCE LOYALIST UPDATE!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

gauss posted:

no, its named that because its a little chicken walker with chicken legs

well yes it's a chicken

gauss posted:

and maschinen krieger units have german names. the fork is like my ode to the Kröte, possibly the finest chicken walker design ever (though one that canonically hops, not walks.)

oh ok i see the confusion now

i was wondering if the chicken is called vorwerkhuhn because that sounds like a three-part rooster crow

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
great leader pilot when

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

SpaceClown posted:

great leader pilot when

Who do you think Precursor James is? :tinfoil:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

one of the saints who originally piloted the colony ships down to the surface

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

one of the saints who originally piloted the colony ships down to the surface

I almost forgot what thread I was in and thought you where talking about the Third Street Saints.

Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug

Young Freud posted:

I almost forgot what thread I was in and thought you where talking about the Third Street Saints.

James: "I love this robot."
MB: "Technically it's a power armor"
James: "Don't ruin this for me"

...Though now I know where the Corvids first got their idea to steal sewage trucks from.

RiotGearEpsilon
Jun 26, 2005
SHAVE ME FROM MY SHELF
Take the Bully, set it to fire in in 10-shot bursts of 60-beam shots with half second delay between bursts and no delay between shots. Expand the length to fill the screen. Expand the cone slightly, and adjust the color to a pale gold. It's a very satisfactory toy. Things evaporate just slowly enough that you can notice them dissolving, and it casts shadows.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

Section Z posted:

James: "I love this robot."
MB: "So do I."
James: "You're not allowed to touch it."

Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug
This is the best thread. For the best game, with the best players :allears:

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005



Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydxIeO-2C2M

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005


Oh my god, now I'm definitely going to be thinking of Serious Sam when I encounter these blobs in the future :lol: If only I could make them use that sound, too. lmao

InfinityComplex
Feb 5, 2011

Nothing better than swinging around a little girl like a flail.
I don't see anything wrong with that. Everyone just wants to give ol' skeleton daddy James a hug.


edit: I just had an idea! It might be incredibly redundant but Brigador with mutator mods.

gauss
Feb 9, 2001

by Reene

SpaceClown posted:

great leader pilot when

he can't be a traitor to his own regime. we really do need to put in an armbruster, though.

gauss
Feb 9, 2001

by Reene

Buff Skeleton posted:

Who do you think Precursor James is? :tinfoil:

hwhat the

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Precursor James posts in this thread under the name Buff Skeleton

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

gauss posted:

he can't be a traitor to his own regime. we really do need to put in an armbruster, though.

Maybe its his evil twin brother :unsmigghh:

Communist Zombie
Nov 1, 2011
Or a body double gone rogue!

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Maybe some years ago the twin brother deposed great leader and SNC is the real great leader's count of montie cristo esque scheme of revenge :holy:

Naganted
Jul 22, 2007

Indistinct Gibberish.
Toilet Rascal
Really happy that this game can be handled on a laptop that doesn't even begin to pretend it meets minimum specs.
The dramatic periodic slo-mo helps me have some great aim during intense firefights! :byodood:

Still thrilled to just be able to play the game instead of wondering about it and marveling at atrocities committed by a lunatic in a Tuk Tuk.

I guess I really don't have much to say aside from this is a really great thread and whee I used to dream of games much like this when I played stuff like Battletech on the Genesis and wondered what super neato future technology would bring us in the sadly neglected blow the poo poo out of various cities and customize your mech genre.

And I keep kind of laughing at the thought of mods for this game.
I'd immediately start a life long quest to figure out how to represent every weird oddball vehicle in Ww2 and promptly go batshit insane.

Naganted fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Mar 7, 2017

anthony patch
Mar 20, 2008

nope

Tarezax posted:

anthony forgot about us, RIP

My bad guys. Ended up at a private devs party, NETWORKING BABEE. Ended up talking business with a bunch of people who've done it better than me, will see what I can do for the June relaunch.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
I used to like Brigador, but then the devs totally sold out, man. :cool:

Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug

ravinghobo posted:

-thrilled to just be able to play the game instead of wondering about it and marveling at atrocities committed by a lunatic in a Tuk Tuk.

That's a wonderful review tagline/Album title.

InfinityComplex
Feb 5, 2011

Nothing better than swinging around a little girl like a flail.
The Wonderment of a Skeleton's Tuk-Tuk


edit: honestly sounds like an anime

PERFECT, LET'S MONETIZE THE MISADVENTURES OF PRECURSOR JAMES

InfinityComplex fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Mar 8, 2017

anthony patch
Mar 20, 2008

nope

InfinityComplex posted:

The Wonderment of a Skeleton's Tuk-Tuk


edit: honestly sounds like an anime

PERFECT, LET'S MONETIZE THE MISADVENTURES OF PRECURSOR JAMES

I'd watch a kids show about Precursor Jimmy

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

anthony patch posted:

I'd watch a kids show about Precursor Jimmy
Cephei: Why are we watching this?
Marvin: You wanted to know about the Precursor!

and that is 90% of why Cephei looks the way he does in his portrait

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Fish Noise posted:

Cephei: Why are we watching this?
Marvin: You wanted to know about the Precursor!

and that is 90% of why Cephei looks the way he does in his portrait

the other 10% is having to listen to arturo talking about profit margins and financial efficiency in a monotone, yet slurred voice because it's drunk again

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
all I know about it is Makeup and Vanity

I'm already there

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

atomicthumbs posted:

the other 10% is having to listen to arturo talking about profit margins and financial efficiency in a monotone, yet slurred voice because it's drunk again

it actually looks like he's on an empty bus and then Kennedy Spits got on and sat next to him

anthony patch
Mar 20, 2008

nope

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

it actually looks like he's on an empty bus and then Kennedy Spits got on and sat next to him

Spits is ready for some hot and smelly Party Bus lovin

gauss
Feb 9, 2001

by Reene
LORE UPDATE ALERT:

the following is canon. you thought you had imagined how debauched and amoral the spacers were, but you have no idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHHo8glmxLo

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

And here I thought firing a Black Hand at civilians was the ultimate war crime.

Future Days
Oct 25, 2013

The Taurus didn't offer much for drivers craving the sport sedan experience. That changed with the 1989 debut of the Ford Taurus SHO (for Super High Output), a Q-ship of the finest order that offered up a high-revving Yamaha-designed V-6 engine and a tight sport suspension.
Now I really want some TF2-style Brigador comics. :3:

Naganted
Jul 22, 2007

Indistinct Gibberish.
Toilet Rascal
I take back what I said about the game slowing down, I just had to turn off vsync and everything runs great. Yet again really happy with that, I was assuming this game would be a very pretty slide show on my laptop.

It's nice to take a moment, and look at all the little chunky details of the path of destruction I've just made, or get a really good look at the armored buggies and little mechs/suits and the people manning them as they stand there idling blissfully unaware of what I just did a mile down the road.

Just discovered the Chuffer.
I never guessed giant acidic death clouds could be a relatively ninja way of mass destruction. :zombie:

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

ravinghobo posted:

I never guessed giant acidic death clouds could be a relatively ninja way of mass destruction. :zombie:

They can't scream if their lungs have melted. :black101:

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verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Really need a 90s CGI cutscene of a PartyVan doing a donut with the Corvid's hooting and hollering

E: they toss a can at the screen at the end and it spells BRIGADOR in the beer foam

verbal enema fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Mar 10, 2017

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