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Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

This is like that pizza video where it just gets worse with every second. :magical:

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

put the foam serving container down there, josef.

your terrifying experiments will not continue.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


What in the actual gently caress


what are all the ingredients? I see doritos, cup noodles, what appears to be rice?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Bothers me the most is taking 25 snips to cut a bag open.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

LifeSunDeath posted:

Bothers me the most is taking 25 snips to cut a bag open.

Yeah this person needs to streamline their process, what's with using tongs to individually place every chip

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?



korea.jpg

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


iRend posted:

Today I had my first HSP. It was pretty great though not at all pretty.

The place near my house that sold these went out of business and now there's a pizza place there instead. :(

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Would, so hard

ed: people need to learn how to use hashtags

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


Sociopastry posted:

What in the actual gently caress


what are all the ingredients? I see doritos, cup noodles, what appears to be rice?

I looks like it's about 50% condiments.

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

W o u l d

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


Bud K ninja sword posted:

its too early to be hungry for drunk food :smithfrog:

That looks like someone crossed a doner kebab with poutine

Which is to say, loving delicious at any hour of the day. It's never too early for doner poutine.

Goddamnit. Now I wish there were a place in the area that made those.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in


You are in the wrong fuckin thread.

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.
I honestly was mostly flabbergasted by the hashtag.

Tony Bologna
Sep 21, 2007

Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff

Google says this place is in Canada? You'd have to convince me really loving good that the salsa was on point before I hosed with this, but chorizo on pizza sounds pretty amazing.

Jyrraeth
Aug 1, 2008

I love this dino
SOOOO MUCH

YEG is Edmonton's airport code and Whyte Ave is a trendy place in it

I don't know anyone who says it outloud, tho.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Tony Bologna posted:

Google says this place is in Canada? You'd have to convince me really loving good that the salsa was on point before I hosed with this, but chorizo on pizza sounds pretty amazing.
I just discovered that our local chain pizza place offers chorizo. :psyduck: It was right in front of me this whole time!

I had sobrassada pizza in Barcelona once. It was fantastic.

Still trying to get a HSP, though. Nearly half a million Arab-Americans in this greater metro area, over eighteen million Middle-Eastern restaurants, and still no joy. :(

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

God that looks incredible. Yes, please, enthusiastically.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

FPzero posted:

God that looks incredible. Yes, please, enthusiastically.

Yeah I just ate way too much pizza myself and I'd still find room for a slice of that. No regrets.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

wtf did I just see? What were the sauces.. WHAT WERE THE SAUCES?!!!!

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

All I want is a HSP, and there is no place around me to get one. :-( That's what I get for living in a the middle of bumfuck nowhere.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

wtf did I just see? What were the sauces.. WHAT WERE THE SAUCES?!!!!

Basing this off the video and my knowledge of Mexican snack flavor profiles:

  • Ramen
  • Doritos (Spicy Nacho)
  • Chili powder
  • Lime juice
  • White corn (loose)
  • 1 1/2 scoops cotija cheese
  • Crema fresca
  • Ketchup (likely a jalapeño flavored one)
  • Hot sauce (likely Tapatío or Cholula)
  • Spicy mayo
  • Additional lime or lemon juice
  • Corn stock

probably would :smith:

biggfoo
Sep 12, 2005

My god, it's full of :jeb:!
I think the red sauce is probably chamoy based off the other dorilocos videos/gifs.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Is that person daring America to appropriate the dish? Because we will.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Your Computer posted:

This is like that pizza video where it just gets worse with every second. :magical:

Does anyone have this pizza video in question? I think it was some South American place, and I distinctly remember adding like 3 olives at the end with flair, like he thought he had accomplished something besides created an abomination of pizza (which, while it does not have rules, definitely has standards of quality). I also remember chopping at it instead of slicing it.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

biggfoo posted:

I think the red sauce is probably chamoy based off the other dorilocos videos/gifs.

Oh poo poo, yeah you're probably right!

I'd get it, still, hold the chamoy.

Polyseme
Sep 6, 2009

GROUCH DIVISION

GrandpaPants posted:

Does anyone have this pizza video in question? I think it was some South American place, and I distinctly remember adding like 3 olives at the end with flair, like he thought he had accomplished something besides created an abomination of pizza (which, while it does not have rules, definitely has standards of quality). I also remember chopping at it instead of slicing it.
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

I think those are sliced jalapenos, and yeah the chopping made me wince. Also, the pizza was only in there for like 2 and a half minutes?

The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck
They're spherical, I don't know how they could be sliced jalapenos. Maybe it's less obvious on a phone screen.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
I haven't eaten for two days but thought this would still be an OK thread to browse, but this page and the HSP made me very loving hungry.
Thanks :(

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


Wasabi the J posted:

Basing this off the video and my knowledge of Mexican snack flavor profiles:

  • Ramen
  • Doritos (Spicy Nacho)
  • Chili powder
  • Lime juice
  • White corn (loose)
  • 1 1/2 scoops cotija cheese
  • Crema fresca
  • Ketchup (likely a jalapeño flavored one)
  • Hot sauce (likely Tapatío or Cholula)
  • Spicy mayo
  • Additional lime or lemon juice
  • Corn stock

probably would :smith:

Hmmm.... when you put it that way... probably would too....
:smith::hf::smith:

Fo3 posted:

I haven't eaten for two days but thought this would still be an OK thread to browse, but this page and the HSP made me very loving hungry.
Thanks :(

I kinda want one even though it looks like food guilt.

Underwater Shoe
May 26, 2005

an informative notation for your appreciation
There is a reason it has a butt load of sauce on it. Without it it tastes like hot, dry, greasy, lightly spiced cardboard slivers. I mean it's fine if you already feel depressed and lazy or just need to drunkenly shovel fried protein + carbs down your gullet - but it ain't nuthin to write home about.

I write this as someone who has a kebab van 200 yards from my front door and eats donner and chips semi-regularly.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!


That's the one, yeah.

Gross.

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

This wandered across my Facebook feed yesterday:



And my answer is: absolutely would not.

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
I mean, maybe with a knife and fork. But it's not really a burger anymore at that point.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

With a spoon probably

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

NewFatMike posted:

This wandered across my Facebook feed yesterday:



And my answer is: absolutely would not.

Probably, but there's a reason I hired a personal trainer/dietician.

AngryBooch
Sep 26, 2009
This is like when people refuse to call open faced sandwiches by their actual name: poo poo-on-a-shingle. Pour nacho cheese on top of a burger and it becomes SOS.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

NewFatMike posted:

This wandered across my Facebook feed yesterday:



And my answer is: absolutely would not.

I didn't order stew.

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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Actually the hot hamburger sandwich has a long and storied history

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