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Ekster posted:Did he just assume that car's gender. Anil Dasharez0ne posted:Ha ha! You did the meme! Now do "triggered" and you will be a true lord of comedy! 
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Mar 7, 2017 05:50
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As far as no-effort garbage is concerned, Yellow: The Yellow Artifact http://store.steampowered.com/app/486820/ has to be somewhere close to the bottom. It boasts about its 'cool graphics' in multiple places despite them just consisting of free assets commonly used in Unity tutorials, it claims to have a whopping '20 levels' which all take somewhere around 15 seconds to complete judging by the trailer, and its 'puzzle elements' seem to consist entirely of collecting a key to open the exit door. By the way, it has 436 reviews with 219 being marked as Positive and a grand total of 29 marked as coming from Steam Purchasers just in case there was any doubt as to the level of integrity upheld by its developers.
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Mar 8, 2017 02:17
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This game is cool as heck. Thanks for the recommendation
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Mar 8, 2017 02:26
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http://store.steampowered.com/app/582290/ That UI looks rather familiar.... Edit: I didn't realize how bonkers this really was until I looked a bit closer.  George Lucas? Mobil Oil?   Original UI do not steal.  Oh, well that explains everything. This game is Early Access, btw.   This is literally one of the screenshots they uploaded to the store page.
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Mar 8, 2017 17:58
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I love eating game prototypes for lunch.
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Mar 8, 2017 18:09
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Are they still charging $60 for visual novels that came out in 2009 on Steam? Most of these games look like something that would be featured on Tim and Eric.
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Mar 8, 2017 22:11
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Vargatron posted:Are they still charging $60 for visual novels that came out in 2009 on Steam? The thing about VNs is that there aren't many people who want them, but the ones who do will pay $60 for em
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Mar 8, 2017 22:25
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Vargatron posted:Are they still charging $60 for visual novels that came out in 2009 on Steam? I really have no idea what the gently caress Sekai Project was thinking with pricing Clannad as high as they did. I get that it's a long game and that it was expensive to translate but that game is more than a decade old and looks like fried rear end. 
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Mar 9, 2017 00:27
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Taciturn Tactician posted:I really have no idea what the gently caress Sekai Project was thinking with pricing Clannad as high as they did. I get that it's a long game and that it was expensive to translate but that game is more than a decade old and looks like fried rear end. Traditional Japanese marketing is "charge as high a price as you think you can get away with while still making a profit", so the licensing price could have been less than reasonable or they could just be hoping to exploit Clannad's existing Western fanbase, such as it is.
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Mar 9, 2017 00:38
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If less people buy something it has to be more expensive to cover the costs of it.
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Mar 9, 2017 00:49
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Taciturn Tactician posted:I really have no idea what the gently caress Sekai Project was thinking with pricing Clannad as high as they did. I get that it's a long game and that it was expensive to translate but that game is more than a decade old and looks like fried rear end. I think this screenshot is distorted. That or his face is.
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Mar 9, 2017 01:11
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Taciturn Tactician posted:I really have no idea what the gently caress Sekai Project was thinking with pricing Clannad as high as they did. I get that it's a long game and that it was expensive to translate but that game is more than a decade old and looks like fried rear end. Jesus christ that's badly drawn
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Mar 9, 2017 01:43
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Isn't that the remastered edition and the original release looked even worse?
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Mar 9, 2017 02:07
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No the game's art style is legitimately that loving bad. Good story though (PS watch the anime if you want to save your self 100 hours).
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Mar 9, 2017 03:36
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2004, when every anime face literally looked like that.
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Mar 9, 2017 04:13
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Ainsley McTree posted:Yeah I can't get mad at that. I file it with hatoful boyfriend in the "I'll never play it but I'm glad it exists" folder. hatoful boyfriend isnt what you think it is
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Mar 9, 2017 04:19
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a7m2 posted:hatoful boyfriend isnt what you think it is Is that not the one where the boys are pigeons? I don't know what it is beyond that but I like that premise
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Mar 9, 2017 04:22
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 Gon' E-Choo is a 3 stage, arcade-style game based on early arcade platformers.  That, uh, takes place in a creepy basement wallpapered with drawings of the main characters that you walk around slowly with heavy, ominous footsteps.  A comic, huh? Must be some kind of promotional thing...   ..nope, actually it turns out that the game is the brainchild of a vore fetishist who has spent years  drawing a comic of the same name that is mostly excuses to draw an alligator eating little boys.  Which is also what the game is about.  h_double posted:He's got sort of a Chuck Tingle thing going on, I like it. This is a fairly apt comparison considering that nobody actually reads or enjoys Chuck Tingle books, they just have a sensible chuckle at the title and store description.
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Mar 9, 2017 06:00
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Prism posted:I think this screenshot is distorted. That or his face is. Hey, people with Bell's palsy and eyebrows pasted over their hair deserve representation in visual novels too.
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Mar 9, 2017 06:51
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Guy Mann posted:
 Vore and pedophilia, two horrible tastes that should never go together. Those pictures on the wall are making my skin crawl, ugh.Is this person on a government watchlist? There's no way those boxes aren't very real and also filled with tiny skeletons.
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Mar 9, 2017 07:04
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When I saw it advertized I thought it was going for some sort of pony island vibe. Time to remove it from my wishlist.
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Mar 9, 2017 07:10
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Guy Mann posted:..nope, actually it turns out that the game is the brainchild of a vore fetishist who has spent years  Well, I won't be getting much sleep tonight. I think I'm going to have to change my plans to "staring at the ceiling for twelve hours straight until I forget".
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Mar 9, 2017 07:14
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It's like the Mega Man DOS Remake, but worse, and for money. The epitome of that KC GREEN piss forest comic.
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Mar 9, 2017 07:17
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an actual dog posted:The thing about VNs is that there aren't many people who want them, but the ones who do will pay $60 for em I wouldn't mind paying that kind of money for a VN, but only if it had a competent translation. Most of the time (in my experience, anyway), non-Western VNs have very stiff translation barely above fan translations.
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Mar 9, 2017 07:17
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Discendo Vox posted:It's like the Mega Man DOS Remake, but worse, and for money. The epitome of that KC GREEN piss forest comic. Hang on, back up. Are you telling my that not only did someone try to remake the godawful DOS Mega Man games, but they also managed to gross it up in the process? Am I interpreting this correctly?
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Mar 9, 2017 07:25
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Taciturn Tactician posted:I really have no idea what the gently caress Sekai Project was thinking with pricing Clannad as high as they did. I get that it's a long game and that it was expensive to translate but that game is more than a decade old and looks like fried rear end. See it looks horrifying right away because his eyes are a good 6 inches apart, but the grim reality of anime hasn't truly set in until you think about what a small percentage of the human eye you're seeing when you look at someone's face. You're only seeing something like 15% of a person's eyes through their eyelids at any time. Now think about how big those anime eyes actually are, behind the small fraction of them you can see. Those things are the size of goddamn baseballs. It's revolting.
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Mar 9, 2017 08:16
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I played VA-11-Hall-A, it's my first Visual Novel. loving loved it, the writing was really good, and I appreciated it for what it was and amount of people that made it. Now Steam is just showering me with recommendations for sakura and other visual novels and poo poo. I figure what the hell, be open, let's look at one. big screen saying CLANNAD Aaaand then I backed away. What the hell is this, and why is it 50 bucks?
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Mar 9, 2017 08:25
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The truly fat VN's have a price to match. They are long experiences.
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Mar 9, 2017 08:28
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clannad is a super old vn and the art in it has pretty much always been considered a joke even by people who like it. it's a similar situation as higurashi, the people who made it just can't draw, but unlike higurashi its art never got a decent do-over. it doesn't matter much anyway cause the animated adaptation has been the only way people really recommend experiencing it for years
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Cicadas! posted:Hang on, back up. Are you telling my that not only did someone try to remake the godawful DOS Mega Man games, but they also managed to gross it up in the process? Am I interpreting this correctly? Yes. It was also something of a design clusterfuck. That creator, too, is a vore fetishist, something I learned while googling them after encountering the frankly really unbearable first version of the game. When the closer to serviceable version 2 was being played in the fangames LP thread, I mentioned the creator's...interest offhandedly and got a lot of heat for it. Then Fortress stage 4 took place entirely inside a dragon. The author's avatar is there in a secret room, even. There's room out there for a good remake or reinagining of the DOS games (they have a surprising number of fans), but it hasn't happened yet. Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 09:34 on Mar 9, 2017 |
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I know it's just confirmation bias at work but furries are really the kings of innocuous-looking retro games actually being secret perv-fests. I remember awhile back some people in the Steam thread were interesting in a retro platformer on Greenlight called Anubis and the Buried Bone until somebody actually googled the creator and found out that  the game had faux-8-bit animated gay porn in it featuring the suspiciously young-looking protagonist.Discendo Vox posted:Yes. It was also something of a design clusterfuck. That creator, too, is a vore fetishist, something I learned while googling them after encountering the frankly really unbearable first version of the game. When the closer to serviceable version 2 was being played in the fangames LP thread, I mentioned the creator's...interest offhandedly and got a lot of heat for it. Then Fortress stage 4 took place entirely inside a dragon. The author's avatar is there in a secret room, even. That's amazing. Guy Mann fucked around with this message at 14:38 on Mar 9, 2017 |
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Mar 9, 2017 14:29
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Fargin Icehole posted:I played VA-11-Hall-A, it's my first Visual Novel. loving loved it, the writing was really good, and I appreciated it for what it was and amount of people that made it. Now Steam is just showering me with recommendations for sakura and other visual novels and poo poo. I figure what the hell, be open, let's look at one. big screen saying CLANNAD Have you somehow forgotten how to cry? Because the game will reteach you how to do that, multiple times. No clue why it's $50. I saw it on sale for like $20 a few weeks ago and nearly bought it, but then I realized it was discounted by 60%. $20 is fair for something that barely constitutes as a "game", not loving $50. VA-11-Hall-A is a pretty good VN, but was developed by a western studio I think. But yeah it's got good writing for what it is. Sorry for the anime/VN derail guys. Is there no review or quality control to Steam Greenlight games at all? Jesus gently caress you could publish your vore/diaperfur "game" independently outside of Steam if you wanted. I would have to have a child and explain to them why the cutesy furry game is Adults Only.
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Mar 9, 2017 14:39
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Ever since VALVe started selling hats there has been no quality whatsoever.
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Mar 9, 2017 14:51
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Lunethex posted:Ever since VALVe started selling hats there has been no quality whatsoever. The very first 3rd party game on steam - Ragdoll Kung-fu - was poo poo. There has been no quality control ever.
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Mar 9, 2017 15:00
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I had an ongoing bad game write-up series on these forums way before Greenlight and I would never run out of material. However, some of the awful releases in the last 2 years have been on another level entirely.
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Mar 9, 2017 15:07
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I don't see how you maintained your sanity doing that. The poo poo coming now now feels like a one man weekend project while the developer was on a heroin binge.
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Guy Mann posted:I know it's just confirmation bias at work but furries are really the kings of innocuous-looking retro games actually being secret perv-fests. I remember awhile back some people in the Steam thread were interesting in a retro platformer on Greenlight called Anubis and the Buried Bone until somebody actually googled the creator and found out that I mean, it's called X and the buried bone. And the protagonist is naked in a Strong Female Character pose on the cover image.
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Mar 9, 2017 15:32
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Discendo Vox posted:I mean, it's called X and the buried bone. And the protagonist is naked in a Strong Female Character pose on the cover image. Is the goal of the game to find a buried dildo and ride it?
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Digirat posted:
Not exactly. That is as big as the eyes get. Lots of anime forget that people have things like eyelids.
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