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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Elohssa Gib posted:

You know I'd feel bad about accidentally messing up the grammar of the thread title if it wasn't so funny seeing people get so annoyed by it.

This is why I haven't fixed it.



e: oh good, a new page

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 03:53 on Mar 9, 2017

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Happy International Women's Day!

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

veedubfreak posted:

Why do people type like this?

that bag is tite tho.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

The MSJ posted:

Happy International Women's Day!

wow great job at appropriating and censoring the original art.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


This gif is great but the video it's from is really disappointing because they ruin it by having a non-Obama person do it as well.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Tiggum posted:

This gif is great but the video it's from is really disappointing because they ruin it by having a non-Obama person do it as well.

Thanks Obama :rolleyes:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




veedubfreak posted:

Why do people type like this?

https://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Read all of that in the voice of Kevin Bridges: https://youtu.be/IkXxmMUIx8k

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

What in the feck?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Guy Goodbody posted:

The grammar nazi is assuming that Hitler is saying "so mine less [ores]" which would be incorrect. But Hitler could just be saying "so mine less", literally do less mining, which is perfectly grammatical. And it's actually what Hitler said, so there's no reason to assume that he meant so mine less ores. Bad joke, doesn't work

Are you trying to say that Hitler did nothing wrong?

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Pakled posted:

This is a pretty weak burn since it's factually incorrect. No foreign nationals donated her campaign, that's illegal.

It would only have been illegal if Hillary did it. Trump did it and it was perfectly fine, because reasons.


Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Jamesman posted:

It would only have been illegal if Hillary did it. Trump did it and it was perfectly fine, because reasons.




This just makes me wonder if anyone has ever tried to get oral stimulation from a cat? That's gotta hurt.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Auntie no. Don't bring up catfucking in discussions. Bad auntie.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Make sure to give us a trip report.

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Facebook Aunt posted:

This just makes me wonder if anyone has ever tried to get oral stimulation from a cat? That's gotta hurt.



Buy some 600-800 Grit Sandpaper and go hogwild.

Report back

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Facebook Aunt posted:

This just makes me wonder if anyone has ever tried to get oral stimulation from a cat? That's gotta hurt.



That cat has got to be sedated. There's no way it's not. God help the person holding that tongue if it wasn't sedated.

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug
It's liking the foodstuff that you can see to the left?

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Whats the cat equivalent of peanut butter?

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



This whole drat derail:



reference:

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

TrustmeImLegit posted:

Whats the cat equivalent of peanut butter?

Dead owners. I'm not even loving joking.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
https://youtu.be/y3ENkypXQek

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Ak Gara posted:

Dead owners. I'm not even loving joking.

Still funny, though.

Cats: the most practical pet.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Ak Gara posted:

Dead owners. I'm not even loving joking.

What about mixing some cat nip in with the peanut butter?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Vegemite.

Seriously. Cats absolutely love the stuff. We used it for every cat we ever had when it came time to to get them to eat pills.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Gorilla Salad posted:

Vegemite.

Seriously. Cats absolutely love the stuff. We used it for every cat we ever had when it came time to to get them to eat pills.

I'm the loving weirdo that lives in the US and orders Vegemite from overseas, so I'll definitely be trying this out.



(not my photo)

BDSM-IV
Sep 22, 2016
Batteries not included.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Gorilla Salad posted:

Vegemite.

Seriously. Cats absolutely love the stuff. We used it for every cat we ever had when it came time to to get them to eat pills.

Also earwax. They'd dig through the trash for used Q-tips.
I'm guessing Vegemite must taste like earwax.

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Zipperelli. posted:

That cat has got to be sedated. There's no way it's not. God help the person holding that tongue if it wasn't sedated.

This is my favorite thing to do to my friend's cat when he goes on a hand licking spree.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



I just want an RSS feed of that guy's output and I can stop following traditional news outlets altogether.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Helios Grime posted:

Buy some 600-800 Grit Sandpaper and go hogwild.

Report back

HA HA HA

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Dick Trauma.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Flipperwaldt posted:

I just want an RSS feed of that guy's output and I can stop following traditional news outlets altogether.

Follow him on Twitter. You get to learn so much about his life, like the ghosts of TRUCKMAN and Wife name of Barbara who is trapped in the frozen lake and sounds like marbles, and his feud with his neighbor Ted Cobbler, and how son (name Jon) has to wrangle him and help him come down after drinking too many chocolate milks.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Flipperwaldt posted:

I just want an RSS feed of that guy's output and I can stop following traditional news outlets altogether.

He puts it all on twitter and facebook, including gems like these:



Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Am I mistaken, or is/was there a rumor Chuck Tingle was Seanbaby?

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Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
There is/was.

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