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triplexpac posted:I can't believe they put an owl in their commercial Impact taking important lessons from Fight Milk
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 04:04 |
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triplexpac posted:I can't believe they didn't have more of the owl in their commercial. In fact, it should've been all owl.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 04:05 |
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exploded mummy posted:add to OP Push that owl to the moon
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 04:08 |
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exploded mummy posted:add to OP
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 05:48 |
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So what title does the owl win first?
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 06:02 |
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triplexpac posted:I can't believe they put an owl in their commercial The owl is more over than the wrestling, so they are just giving the fans what they want. I think putting on a bird wildlife show would be a massive draw, and is a good way to differentiate themselves from other wrestling shows.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 06:08 |
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Tokamak posted:I think putting on a bird wildlife show would be a massive draw, and is a good way to differentiate themselves from other wrestling shows.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 06:24 |
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Is the owl the 2017 answer to the Black Scorpion?
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 06:48 |
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Does Joseph Park practice bird law?
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 07:43 |
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you're loving crazy if you don't think an Owl On A Pole Match is in TNA's imminent future
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 09:38 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:you're loving crazy if you don't think an Owl On A Pole Match is in TNA's imminent future If the owl flies away before someone can get to it is the match a DQ or do they have to chase it around the arena
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 09:45 |
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahaaaaaaaah *takes deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA etc.pp.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 11:43 |
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I miss Dixie. She would have made ominous tweets about a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT three weeks ago, then forget about it and then it'd be that guy, whoever he is. Who is that guy, by the way?
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 12:34 |
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Grendels Dad posted:Who is that guy, by the way? bruce pritchard
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 13:01 |
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Throwing around "legend" awful freely.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 13:09 |
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DJExile posted:bruce pritchard The name does ring a bell, I'm just going to assume he did something terrible because why else would he be in TNA? whiteyfats posted:Throwing around "legend" awful freely. "Old person who has worked in the wrestling industry for very long" has always been their definition of Legend.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 13:25 |
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Lol
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 13:29 |
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Grendels Dad posted:The name does ring a bell, I'm just going to assume he did something terrible because why else would he be in TNA? He was Brother Love, Undertaker's first manager. Largely he's been a backstage writer/agent guy though.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 13:35 |
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Grendels Dad posted:The name does ring a bell, I'm just going to assume he did something terrible because why else would he be in TNA? Pritchard was Brother Love in WWF and a backstage agent for a long while He went to TNA and took over Terry Taylor's old role as head of Creative and Talent and iirc got canned for Bob Ryder he's now using TNA to promote his podcast mainly because he managed to tap into a bunch of people who feel like "gently caress Dave Meltzer"
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 13:40 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:you're loving crazy if you don't think an Owl On A Pole Match is in TNA's imminent future There's a blistering shoot interview in that owl's future when she's lowballed on a contract and bolts for ROH.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 15:57 |
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https://twitter.com/411mania/status/839858390243373059
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:21 |
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flashy_mcflash posted:There's a blistering shoot interview in that owl's future when she's lowballed on a contract and bolts for ROH.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:44 |
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I hope THQ makes a game about the owl. It would be the best wrestling game ever.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 17:05 |
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In The Bushes posted:I hope THQ makes a game about the owl. It would be the best wrestling game ever. Wikipedia: THQ 1989-2013 I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 17:49 |
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Owls are merciless predators that will not hesitate to gash you up and extract your still warm insides out for a snack while it waits for the local deer population to age up enough it can pick those off. oh and they're immortal. So I'm saying TNA is going to kill us all and feast on the corpse of the world.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 19:17 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Wikipedia: THQ 1989-2013 I think you'll find a dead game developer making a game about a dead wrestling promotion is what makes Anthem Impact: Owl Adventures such an amazing game.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:04 |
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What exactly happened to THQ? Did they go all in on some game that flopped huge or some poo poo, or just a multiple string of failures?
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:12 |
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whiteyfats posted:What exactly happened to THQ? Did they go all in on some game that flopped huge or some poo poo, or just a multiple string of failures? Years of financial struggles, stock value drop, and debt, then Homefront flopped, Red Faction Armageddon flopped, and uDraw was a disaster they invested too much in. Too much failures to overcome, and even if the flops didn't happen enough damage was done it would have caught up to them eventually.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:23 |
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Chris James 2 posted:Years of financial struggles, stock value drop, and debt, then Homefront flopped, Red Faction Armageddon flopped, and uDraw was a disaster they invested too much in. Too much failures to overcome, and even if the flops didn't happen enough damage was done it would have caught up to them eventually. Probably says something that I've never heard of Homefront, Red Faction Armageddon or uDraw.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:32 |
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When THQ finally closed down, most of their IPs were bought by a company called Nordic, who went and renamed themselves THQ Nordic. No idea if they've actually made any new games since then, just a lot of HD rereleases.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:53 |
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Just as I was finished with laughing at them calling Bruce Pritchard a legend. Did Barnett even have his title match before leaving?
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:12 |
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whiteyfats posted:Probably says something that I've never heard of Homefront, Red Faction Armageddon or uDraw. Homefront went out with 0 hype, and was loving upsetting to play. Red Faction Armageddon decided you didn't really need destroyable structures(like all good Red Faction games) and no one cared to buy it. I don't even know what a udraw is other than they put a lot of money into it and my local gamestop was throwing them in the dumpster.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:17 |
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https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/839933052960800769 They're really going all in on this, huh?
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:28 |
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frankenfreak posted:Just as I was finished with laughing at them calling Bruce Pritchard a legend. Did Barnett even have his title match before leaving? he didn't leave, he was brought in once and isn't being brought back
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:32 |
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https://twitter.com/imwiththoughts/status/839942531592900608
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:54 |
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I would watch a show where Bobby Lashley ran out to the ring to introduce wildlife films for an hour.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:55 |
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whiteyfats posted:Probably says something that I've never heard of Homefront It was a Call of Duty clone about North Korea successfully invading America. When the game flopped the rights ended up in the hands of Koch Media who put out a reboot that was somehow far dumber than the original. Wikipedia posted:Homefront: The Revolution is not a continuation of the original Homefront, but rather a re-imaging of the premise. The story takes place in an alternate history setting in which the digital revolution of the 1970s took place in North Korea's "Silicon River" (Ryesong River in our timeline) rather than the "Silicon Valley" of Northern California. In 1977, North Korea's communist government falls out of favor after a series of devastating floods and Kim Il-sung resigns from office and replaced with a more moderate Premier, Lee Dong-won. As a result, the now capitalist nation of North Korea has become the most powerful and influential nation on Earth, controlled by the APEX Corporation and led by a Steve Jobs-like figure named Joe Tae-Se. The United States, meanwhile, after years of multiple conflicts in the Middle East, is suffering from massive war debt from purchasing weapons technology from APEX and is in severe economic conditions. In 2025, the United States' economy collapses, forcing the USA to default on their debt to North Korea. Joe Tae-Se's son, APEX CEO and North Korean Premier John Tae-Se, (with the approval of the international community) uses this as a pretext to invade and occupy the country, using a backdoor installed in all APEX technology to shut down the United States military. Although initially presented as an international humanitarian effort to restore stability to the United States after the economic collapse, the Koreans proceed to strip mine the country for its natural resources to repay the debt, and proceed to brutalize the populace in response to a national resistance movement against the occupation. The game takes place in Philadelphia in 2029, four years into the occupation. The new Philadelphia is a heavily policed and oppressed environment, with civilians living in fear as the Korean People's Army patrol multiple districts in the city, aided by American collaborators led by Mayor Simpson.[16] Someone send this to TNA because I think we might have a revolutionary new angle on our hands.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 22:28 |
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who is it e: missed like 20 replies
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 22:55 |
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the thumbnail looks like garry shandling RIP
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 22:58 |
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Super No Vacancy posted:the thumbnail looks like garry shandling RIP considering who it turned out to be, I wish it was Garry Shandling
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