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snergle posted:twitter is evolving language into new speak. 
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Mar 11, 2017 00:52
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Twitter is destroying language
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Mar 11, 2017 01:59
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Mar 11, 2017 03:12
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https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_ommibcAzTo1uvv5gh_480.mp4#_=_
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Mar 11, 2017 11:33
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Is this a  joke that I don't understand, or is it just a bird sitting on a football field ?
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Mar 11, 2017 13:16
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snergle posted:twitter is evolving language into new speak. with only 140 characters to convey what you want you have to get rid of unnecessary poo poo like words w/o multiple meanings and the letter T Doubleplusungood.
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Mar 11, 2017 13:29
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Istari posted:Is this a A Canadian Goose sitting on the 44 yard line of Boise State's football field. If you're missing it, we both are.
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Mar 11, 2017 14:53
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Zipperelli. posted:A Canadian Goose sitting on the 44 yard line of Boise State's football field. The blue field tricks migratory birds into thinking it's a body of water.
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Mar 11, 2017 15:09
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Istari posted:Is this a The field has blue turf, which is unusual for a football field. The goose probably mistook it for a pond from above and now is just sitting there even though it's clearly not a pond.
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Mar 11, 2017 15:10
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Mar 11, 2017 15:34
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 Patton Oswalt's brother(?) is p.cool
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Mar 11, 2017 15:50
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Zipperelli. posted:
Where can you see Patton firing an AK? I didn't know I needed that till just now.
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Mar 11, 2017 16:18
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Pondex posted:Where can you see Patton firing an AK? I didn't know I needed that till just now. Googles tells me it's from the TV series Justified. Looks like S4E9. Here, have another, 
Skippy McPants has a new favorite as of 16:26 on Mar 11, 2017 |
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Mar 11, 2017 16:23
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FXNow it is, then. *shamelessly buys subscription*
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Mar 11, 2017 16:52
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Ok what am I missing.
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Mar 11, 2017 16:52
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A cup of ketchup in a shake I think, haha
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Mar 11, 2017 16:54
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Rolo posted:Ok what am I missing. That's a cup that milkshakes usually come in. That's ketchup at the bottom.
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Mar 11, 2017 16:55
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Someone goes to drink what they think is a delicious shake, they get a mouthful of ketchup. Couple of coworkers at Dairy Queen did it to me once back in the late '90's.
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Mar 11, 2017 17:00
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Wouldn't the victim suspect something when the cup feels very light?
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Mar 11, 2017 17:04
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Oh I get it. Huh.
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Mar 11, 2017 17:07
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Istari posted:Is this a Looks like first down at 44.
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Mar 11, 2017 17:13
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MagicAlex posted:Wouldn't the victim suspect something when the cup feels very light? Not necessarily, if you're a dumb teenager.
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Mar 11, 2017 17:15
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Zipperelli. posted:
Wait a minute. Is he saying the GOP replacement would feel like you were firing an automatic firearm, like eating a york peppermint patty would make you feel like you were on the top of the yukon admiring penguins? I think he was going for the opposite, but if healthcare gave me the thrill of shooting guns instead of paperwork and crippling debt, I'd be ok with that. Doctor visits are depressing for me since I can't afford them or anything affiliated with them. She has a really long and noodly chest dick. I guess I'd be bored by that too.
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Mar 11, 2017 17:36
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It's burgin' time! 
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The General posted:Looks like first down at 44. 
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Mar 11, 2017 19:03
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Zipperelli. posted:FXNow it is, then. Its a great show but if you're in just for Patton he doesn't show up until the last 2 seasons.
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Mar 11, 2017 19:32
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Patton is pretty great in it though.
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Mar 11, 2017 20:17
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Justified is really good but perpetually a step away from greatness. Really frustrating show that kind of but not entirely peaked in an amazing 2nd season.
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Mar 11, 2017 20:26
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TontoCorazon posted:Patton is pretty great in it though. It's pretty great whenever he shows up in agents of shield, too
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Mar 11, 2017 20:34
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He's pretty great when he shows up almost anywhere. Guy is a cameo genius.
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Mar 11, 2017 20:48
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MagicAlex posted:Wouldn't the victim suspect something when the cup feels very light? Uh, no it would be filled with milkshake. You can see remnants of milkshake on the underside of the lid.
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Mar 11, 2017 21:47
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Zipperelli. posted:
Makes more sense of the dog is dead and he just paid $3k for it
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Mar 11, 2017 21:50
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So you plunge the ketchup cup in the filled milkshake? That's smart. Hmm.
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Mar 11, 2017 21:52
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Moon Slayer posted:Someone goes to drink what they think is a ftfy
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Mar 11, 2017 21:58
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Psycho Society posted:So you plunge the ketchup cup in the filled milkshake? That's smart. Hmm. Here is a step by step guide: 1. Pump ketchup into condiment cup 2. Place ketchup-filled cup in the bottom of the milkshake cup 3. Put straw through lid 4. Place straw/lid assembly into the cup and ensure straw is in the ketchup 5. Gently move lid to the side keeping straw in the ketchup 6. Fill with milkshake either from the tap if you're an employee or from a second cup if you're a customer and your mark is bust dropping a deuce when you receive your food No wonder we can't use the r-word on SA anymore.
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Mar 11, 2017 22:01
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When do you put your dick in the box?
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Mar 11, 2017 22:08
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Elfface posted:When do you put your dick in the box? Never, you're a goon.
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Mar 11, 2017 22:11
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Mammal Sauce posted:Here is a step by step guide: I'm sure if you just shoved the ketchup into a milkshake with the straw/lid assembly the ketchup would remain mostly intact, and the straw would have enough ketchup on the first sip for wicked prank value. No need to complicate things here. and then they have to dig out the ketchup to drink their milkshake. Vicious!
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Mar 11, 2017 23:24
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Let's agree to be civil and not harm innocent milkshakes.
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Mar 11, 2017 23:27
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