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She was a synth. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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These stimpaks are making me thirsty! It's the nuclear winter of George!
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Mar 11, 2017 19:58
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I think it moved. - Three Dog
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Mar 11, 2017 19:59
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I am the master of my domain. -the master
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Mar 11, 2017 20:13
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What is the deal with patrolling the Mojave? It almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
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Mar 11, 2017 20:14
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She had supermutant hands!
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Mar 11, 2017 20:33
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Kramer: I need fifty giant scorpion tails.
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Mar 11, 2017 20:36
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Elaine: "So, you're saying that ninety-eight percent of ghouls are undateable ." Jerry: "Completely undateable!" Elaine: "Then how are all these ghouls getting together?" Jerry: "Jet." *Kramer enters and goes into the old, beat-up, ice box and pulls out an iguana on a stick and Nuka-cola* Kramer: "Hey buddy"
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Mar 11, 2017 20:44
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"The wasteland was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli."
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Mar 11, 2017 20:49
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Elaine: I need some RadAway Jerry! That wasteland dog bit me! Jerry: Well that's what happens when you don't take your Rad-X. *Jerry popping pills* *Kramer enters* Kramer: Jerry! Jerry: Oh hey Kramer. Don't get too close to Elaine, she's got radiation poisoning. *Kramer runs hand through hair and shudders* Kramer: Yama hama, it's fright night! Kramer: Jerry, did you know the Soup Nazi uses deathclaw meat in his jambalaya? Jerry: Oh Kramer, that's an old wives' tale. Kramer: We could make a fortune Jerry! Me and Newman have it all planned out. We are going to trap deathclaws in his mail truck! *Elaine begins to foam at the mouth*
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Mar 11, 2017 21:00
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Well I called the Ghoul store and they are all out of You!
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Mar 11, 2017 21:01
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Mirelurk is wrong.
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I've never seen Seinfeld
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Jerry: You know, I've never figured out why they call it a 'PIP-Boy'. I mean, it has a BOY on it, but it doesn't have a PIP on it... Kramer: Well... Jerry, as Kramer takes a swig of Nuka Cola and recoils in shocked disgust: What is a PIP, anyway? Kramer: Well it's an ACRONYM Jerry! Jerry, Turning to face him: A what? Kramer: You know, an acronym, for 'Personal. Information. Processor.' Anyway, I gotta go meet George in the wasteland, he said he needed help looting corpses in an hour. Jerry makes a scrunched up disbelief face while looking down at his wrist: Still doesn't look like a PIP to me.
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Mar 11, 2017 21:23
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What's the deal with Caesar? Some people say it this way and some people say it that way! Just pick a pronunciation!
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Mar 11, 2017 21:37
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It was shrinkage! I was in Lake Mead!
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Mar 11, 2017 21:38
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George is getting irradiated!
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Mar 11, 2017 21:39
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Mycroft Holmes posted:What's the deal with Caesar? Some people say it this way and some people say it that way! Just pick a pronunciation!
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Mar 11, 2017 21:40
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No noodle cup for you!
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Mar 11, 2017 21:41
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Got some shameful laughs out of this thread, gj
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Mar 11, 2017 21:41
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*Kramer stumbles in door, Jerry's entire rusty shack falls down*
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Blue Train posted:Got some shameful laughs out of this thread, gj
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Mar 11, 2017 21:51
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Maybe something about how George buys a slave from Paradise Falls but she still won't clean his apartment or something but they have a no-returns policy? gently caress I dunno I went to the dentist this morning and I'm still kinda hosed up from it~
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Mar 11, 2017 21:55
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George: Knight Jerry, Supermutants swarming my location. Request assistance ASAP. Over. Jerry: Confirm I.D. Over. George: Knight Jerry! Knight Jerry!
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Mar 11, 2017 22:06
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Seems to me, that land mine is in the worst possible spot. The second land mine literally makes or breaks the bandit camp. Look at it, it's too secluded, it's in no-man's wastes - looks like you raid with your mother
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Mar 11, 2017 22:27
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But out of that, a new nation was born. "A Republic for the rest of us!" - Dave, Republic of Dave
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Mar 11, 2017 22:33
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George: Did you see the way she was looking at me? Jerry: She's Enclave, George, Enclave! George: Kind of a cute Enclave, though.
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Sheriff Lucas Simms (played by Phil Morris) (furious, to Lone Wanderer, in the back seat of a cab) “You turned the bomb on? Who told you to turn the bomb on? I didn't tell you to turn the bomb on!!! Why'd you turn the bomb on? You haven't even been to see the mayor. If you’re gonna turn a bomb on, let an engineer turn a bomb on!” Lone Wanderer (played by Michael Richards): “I guess I screwed up, huh, Jackie?” Sheriff Lucas Simms: “You’re drat right you screwed up! Where the hell did you get that drat fusion pulse charge, anyway?” Lone Wanderer: “Mister Burke.” Sheriff Lucas Simms: “The who? What are you talking about, ‘Mister Burke’?” Lone Wanderer: “My friend--he's an assistant to Alistar Tenpenny .” Sheriff Lucas Simms: “Oh oh oh--so Alistar Tenpenny's assistant tells you to turn a bomb on and you do it?” Lone Wanderer: “Well, I needed the caps!”
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Hey! We're tryin' to have an apocalypse here!
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George: The wasteland was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back radroach soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great super mutant behemoth appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great beast. Jerry: Mammal. George: Whatever. Kramer: Well, what did you do next? George: Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge psychic wave lifted me, tossed me like a Nuka-Cola cap, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with his mouth. I could barely see from the pulsating waves crashing down upon me, but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction. George: [reveals the obstruction to be the Water Chip]
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Mar 11, 2017 22:57
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*kramer gets spit on through VATS* That is one magic loogie.
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Mar 11, 2017 22:58
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Are you wearing the power armour your mother layed out for you?
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super mutant behemoth lumbers from behind hill, smashes telephone pole club with jangling sack of bottlecaps into a nearby rusted-out schoolbus ME OUT
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Frank: (to Jerry's dad) This is Frank Costanza. You think you can keep us out of Vault City? We're moving in lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be in the Amenities Office. We're gonna be in the Parlor Room. We're gonna be all over that vault. And I dare you to keep me out!
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Teikanmi posted:George: The wasteland was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back radroach soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great super mutant behemoth appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great beast. this is fantastic
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Aa2K_firtI
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Jerry goes to local comedy club for a gig Friday night He makes a bad joke and the crowd throws a bunch of old ash trays and spent fusion cells at him Jerry just pulls out his flash drive with the memes.ppt presentation on it Krust it is
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You want a piece of me?! *Ghoul Frank Costanza rips off his own arm and chucks it at Elaine
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