Zero One posted:

Dave_Indeed posted:

kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


But a power queef instead.

FactsAreUseless posted:

People are whining because reviews of a show criticize its characterization, pacing, etc, because those are "subjective" and therefore proof of unprofessional bias[1]. In response, a poster crafts a fake review that presents only objective facts, exaggerated in their simplicity[2].

[1]The first quote
[2]The second quote

Zero One posted:

Trains

GodspeedSphere posted:

I'm missing it?

titties posted:

Aamtrak is a passenger train line. The name in print looks similar to aatrek, a former sa mod who is a pedo.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

It's actually spelled "Amtrak", the second "a" was part of the joke.

Powaqoatse posted:

trains can come

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Uh, yeah. That's how roller coasters are made

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Uh, yeah. That's how roller coasters are made

my dad posted:

No, you have to be bitten by one to become one

Powaqoatse posted:

Snorkzilla posted:

He's being ridden by a couple of bears and is alarmed by the appearance of a chick.

Bogart posted:

I stopped a burglar at my Wawa's by shouting BANG and throwing a hot dog from the rollers at him, AMA

flosofl posted:

Did it turn out to be Mister Bibbs?

purple death ray posted:

He survived, so no

A Spider Covets posted:

Imagine being so angry and so dumb that when you call the police after a man slams your corn cob dick in a car door and the dispatcher laughs about your corn cob dick plight, you call the police again to report them to themselves

Snorkzilla posted:

He's being ridden by a couple of bears and is alarmed by the appearance of a chick.

Ariong posted:

Mycroft Holmes posted:

What is this about?

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Boy Who Cried Wolf, SA edition

Antivehicular posted:

... I'm still trying to figure out the 18 goddamn miscarriages. I guess it's technically possible if she was conceiving and miscarrying every 3-6 months when she wasn't pregnant, but holy poo poo. I hope for her own sake that she's just a compulsive liar, honestly.

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

pathological liar or pussy like a dead baby machinegun, take your pick

Pick posted:

"i love smoking, jumping on trampolines, accutane, and falling down stairs"

Say Nothing posted:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Rwanda Rousey ?

U.T. Raptor posted:

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

Forums poster Nevvy Z reported Black Baby Goku over a hundred times in the Games DOTA thread, then reported BBG again for two separate posts making fun of him in Imp Zone for doing it, then reported a mod and an admin for revealing that he had reported BBG.

Thread in question: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3812547&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Magic Hate Ball posted:

Re: a story about a woman claiming she'd had 18 miscarriages:

Solice Kirsk posted:

She miscarried basically an entire hockey team. Sort of like the Colorado Avalanche.

on hold with sex line posted:

Anyone have the fake hurricane advisory? It was in all caps, mentioned something like "make peace with your god"

I think it was for Sandy but I'm probably wrong

on hold with sex line posted:

Anyone have the fake hurricane advisory? It was in all caps, mentioned something like "make peace with your god"

I think it was for Sandy but I'm probably wrong

quote:

HURRICANE IKE FINAL ADVISORY NUMBER 666
NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL
0200 AM SUN SEP 14 2008

A MASSIVE HURRICANE, NEY, A TITANIC BLACK MASS OF DESTRUCTION, BORN OF THE COLD, EVIL WOMB OF MOTHER NATURE, WILL RENDER MUCH OF COASTAL AND INLAND TEXAS A BARREN WASTELAND. IKE IS COMING.

SUCH IS THE POWER OF THIS STORM, IF INDEED, ANYTHING DISPENSING THIS AMOUNT OF HUMAN SUFFERING CAN BE CALLED A STORM.

THE STORM SURGE, ONCE PREDICTED AT 17 FEET, WILL NOW REACH UNHEARD OF HEIGHTS. IF WILL BE AS IF THE OCEAN ITSELF HAS VACATED ITS VAST PRISON, SHAKING LOOSE ITS CHAINS, AND LAYING ITSELF PRONE ATOP THE CITIES OF MAN. THE LAST VESTIGES OF ITS BONDAGE SINKING ALL THAT LIES IN ITS PATH.

ALL STRUCTURES WITHIN A 100 MILE RADIUS WILL SUFFER DEVASTATING EFFECTS. WOOD WILL SPLINTER, CONCRETE WILL BECOME DUST. THE FOUNDATIONS WILL BE THE STARK REMNANTS OF HUMAN EXISTENCE IN THESE AREAS. TREES WILL BECOME UPROOTED AND CARRIED MILES BY WINDS THAT WILL BLAST THE VERY SKIN FROM ANYONE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO REMAIN OUTSIDE. BUT THEY WILL BE THE LUCKY ONES...THE FIRST TO DIE. FOR A MUCH GREATER MISERY AWAITS THOSE THAT SURVIVE.

AMIDST THIS MIRE OF CARNAGE, THE FEW SURVIVORS WILL WALLOW IN A SOUP OF DEATH AND DESPAIR, AS THEY FACE GRIM ODDS. FEW STRUCTURES WILL EXIST, AND FOOD AND WATER WILL BE MORE PRECIOUS THAN GOLD. AS CORPSES OF HUMANS AND ANIMALS ROT, DYSENTERY AND MALARIA WILL BEGIN THEIR MACABRE DANCE AMONG THOSE REMAINING AND MANY WILL BE FORCED TO CONSUME ONE ANOTHER TO LIVE ONE FINAL DAY.

ENTIRE GENERATIONS WILL PERISH, AND THE HURRICANE WILL CREEP INTO LEGEND. IT WILL BE A SIN TO EVEN CALL ITS NAME ALOUD, THE VERY EXISTENCE OF THIS EVENT BEING SPOKEN OF IN HUSHED TONES, AND REVERED BY THOSE WHO SEE IT AS JUDGMENT. IKE IS HERE. IKE IS HERE. IKE IS HERE. IKE IS HERE. IKE IS H

canyoneer posted:

There are former child actors who didn't turn out totally weird, but they're the exception.
Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, Joseph Gordon Leavitt, Michael J Fox

poly and open-minded posted:

if your argument relies on michael j fox being normal, it's a little shaky

purple death ray posted:

Well you missed "ney", unless you changed it because you thought that's how it was spelled, in which case lol.