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Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

God drat I've missed Smokey putting out some ridiculous lineups. Put Don Kelly in 3rd against Cleveland!

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


https://twitter.com/ithrow88/status/840723423156305920

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


woooo

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

hooooly poo poo :stare:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


DINGER MACHINE: ACTIVATED

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


yowza


:stare:

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
That ball went far.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


oh poo poo, didn't realize Miller was pitching in this

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


get him out of there, Jimmy.

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

oh we might see Jake McGee in this game.

hold onto your butts

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Dan Haren is great

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


so close

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

BABIP :argh:

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Tanner Roark hates America.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I am concerned

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


roberts already in mid-season form

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


:ohdear:

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!
Let's just bring in Miller now

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
So I guess team USA missed the memo that Robertson is actually bad.

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
I know this post is going to be a little controversial, but...

I feel like if the Marlins allowed people to jump up and down, wave flags, blow horns, and slam giant pickles(?) at regular season games instead of enforcing the same old boring White People's Manners that the other 29 stadiums do, their games might have better attendance.

It's the busiest I've seen their stadium in five years, but it's also a very different type of audience participation than just cheering a dinger and doing the wave.

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

oooo sit down, Cano

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


whew

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
:sweatdrop:


Craptacular! posted:

I know this post is going to be a little controversial, but...

I feel like if the Marlins allowed people to jump up and down, wave flags, blow horns, and slam giant pickles(?) at regular season games instead of enforcing the same old boring White People's Manners that the other 29 stadiums do, their games might have better attendance.

It's the busiest I've seen their stadium in five years, but it's also a very different type of audience participation than just cheering a dinger and doing the wave.

How is this even remotely controversial? Old white people dictating the culture of the sport is one of the worst things in baseball.

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!

Craptacular! posted:

I know this post is going to be a little controversial, but...

I feel like if the Marlins allowed people to jump up and down, wave flags, blow horns, and slam giant pickles(?) at regular season games instead of enforcing the same old boring White People's Manners that the other 29 stadiums do, their games might have better attendance.

It's the busiest I've seen their stadium in five years, but it's also a very different type of audience participation than just cheering a dinger and doing the wave.

Fine with all of this except the horn people.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


that lindor dinger

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

Francisco Lindor just murdered a baseball in the PR/Mexico game

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I'm the guy in the plantain costume

MJBuddy
Sep 22, 2008

Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.

coronaball posted:

Fine with all of this except the horn people.

Seriously can someone please go stomp on his loving horn so I can stop going insane.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I'm the guy in the plantain costume

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Sydin posted:

How is this even remotely controversial? Old white people dictating the culture of the sport is one of the worst things in baseball.

I'm curious as to how many of those things are actually outlawed at MLB stadiums.

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I'm the guy in the plantain costume

I knew it :mad:

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


goddamn it

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

godfuckingdamnit

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Well

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Fuuuuuuuck

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
The Cubs broke Andrew Miller.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
^^--I expect that I could find a few articles saying that tomorrow if I wanted to look.

Huh. Well that changes things.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


:negative:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lol, owned, death to america

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Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



Oh killed it

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