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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Do it ironically posted:

How do flat earthers explain how you can't see the North Star in the Southern Hemisphere

point to a random star and claim that that one is the north star and that astronomy and telescopes are the inventions of the lizard people

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Roman adopts an Al Bundy gimmick with Dana as Peggy, becomes biggest face couple ever.

Roman lets have sex!

ehhhh no dana

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Roman should've been treated like a ronin. He's a heavy without direction. Keeping the Shield outfit plays into that, but you can't do that and also make him The Guy who can make it all by himself.

Weirdly enough I think Roman would've been better for Baron Corbin's gimmick than Baron is. Make him the grumpy tough guy who doesn't have a focus anymore so he just kinda steamrolls whoever's in the way.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
In my opinion the best way to rehabilitate reigns would be to sit him down for a ride-along esq. session with two or three writers and have them spend a couple weeks hashing out Who the gently caress is roman reigns.

Give the guy opinions about things and try and get him to stick to them. Let people be able to make predictions about what Roman Reigns will do that aren't just "What would be the most depressing outcome" and "What would be embarrassingly hilarious for him to say".

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Roman will never be able to lose the vest because he wears a girdle for his hernia. And also because of his shameful back.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

the thing i don't really understand about flat-earthers, and i'm hoping one of you could fill me in — why

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

That DICK! posted:

the thing i don't really understand about flat-earthers, and i'm hoping one of you could fill me in — why

because science is a lie straight from the pit of hell

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
im more of a hollowworld guy myself

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Up Up Down Down reached a million subscribers, so they got a special quest!

Stephanie McMahon :geno:

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Codependent Poster posted:

Roman will never be able to lose the vest because he wears a girdle for his hernia. And also because of his shameful back.

Team Roman with Ohno

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Reigns just needs some time in New Japan, it'll work out

sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.
I'm being haunted by the memories of Michael Hayes' outfit from last week

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Venomous posted:

honestly Roman/AJ II and Roman/KO II were both great and they weren't just because AJ and KO carried him. Roman is good

Roman AJ 2 was good but that's because AJ will bump like a loving maniac. He's easily the most interesting part of that match.

Roman KO 2 I didn't really like that much. I love KO and there were a couple good spots, but as a whole I really didn't give a poo poo about that match at all.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Stephanie is going to be on UpUpDownDown https://twitter.com/UpUpDwnDwn/status/841725345460035584

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Blooming Brilliant posted:

Up Up Down Down reached a million subscribers, so they got a special quest!

Stephanie McMahon :geno:

gently caress you weren't kidding

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
quick everyone unsubscribe so it goes back under a million

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
Ideal scenario for Stephanie video: have a cake on the floor in the room, but Xavier doesn't mention it

Just see what happens naturally

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
jinder really wants that push doesn't he

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one




can we please spoiler body horror images

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Dana brought a porn star to Raw last night, it was mildly awkward, and it's apparently happened before.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Eli Wiggum posted:

jinder really wants that push doesn't he

hopefully he gets it before his heart explodes

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


gross

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

If she doesn't play Shovel Knight, then this will be a horribly wasted opportunity.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

AsInHowe posted:

Dana brought a porn star to Raw last night, it was mildly awkward, and it's apparently happened before.

hell yeah womens tag teamin

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



AsInHowe posted:

Dana brought a porn star to Raw last night, it was mildly awkward, and it's apparently happened before.

I'm always hesitant when wrestlers reuse old gimmicks, but I think this a fine reimagining of the Faces of Foley

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

AsInHowe posted:

Dana brought a porn star to Raw last night, it was mildly awkward, and it's apparently happened before.

Good for her. She's out to gently caress.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
Nina Hartley for new GM of Raw

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Xavier: You see Stephanie, video games are when you have complete control over the actions and lives of the characters who inhabit a world designed purely for your entertainment. Also when you're not around they don't exist.
Stephanie: This all seems very familiar.

CobiWann posted:

Just defeated the djinn and cancelled out Yennfer's last wish, had Geralt tell her he doesn't have feelings for her anymore and now I feel like a MAJOR dick.

You're killing me here, Cobi :cripes:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

The_Rob posted:

Roman AJ 2 was good but that's because AJ will bump like a loving maniac. He's easily the most interesting part of that match.

Roman KO 2 I didn't really like that much. I love KO and there were a couple good spots, but as a whole I really didn't give a poo poo about that match at all.

KO says Roman is one of the best guys he's been in the ring with.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Dana Brooke seems like the coolest person in the locker room

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



MassRafTer posted:

KO says Roman is one of the best guys he's been in the ring with.

The guy holding the gun to his head also agreed!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


MassRafTer posted:

KO says Roman is one of the best guys he's been in the ring with.
Daniel Bryan also said that very thing the night after their match!

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

MassRafTer posted:

KO says Roman is one of the best guys he's been in the ring with.

Yeah because he is a competent solid worker who rarely makes mistakes. That doesn't make him or his matches interesting though. I totally get why dudes would like working with him. To me he is just never going to have more than a middling pretty good match.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Can you imagine the backstage heat a wrestler would get if he said that Roman was a bad guy to wrestle with


(Not that I think he is bad)

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Like that's the thing. He isn't a bad worker at all. He is trained very well to work the wwe style match. I just don't think he has any good spots or interesting offense. Nothing in his move set has any real personality. He isn't proficient in any specific style. He is just a guy who can work a solid match.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Can't believe I was so stupid to think corporate Kevin Owens expressed a real opinion on a podcast.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
My new favorite Roman Reigns is Bad metric, "when he has a 2 minute TV squash with Titus O'Neal or Jinder Mahal, where are the four stars????"

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Stephanie on UUDD seems like it will be funny in either a good way or an "oh god this is awful" way so I'm looking forward to it.

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