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big nipples big life posted:turn back thread! hey how did you get your fancy new name? that name change thread back up?
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Xarbala posted:the idea that Star Citizen may someday actually leave alpha is the least believable leak of all it's easy, they just give some crappy patch the title BETA and there you go!
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his nibs posted:hey how did you get your fancy new name? that name change thread back up? It's from this glorious thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3811789 I asked FAU if it was too long to be a username and said he could test it on me.
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Literally no one cares about this game anymore. It has been in production for years now without any tangible progress. Sure, tech bits and pieces have been presented, but the team is clearly operating without a fixed budget, a proper project manager and a proper schedule. I know that a lot of people have invested a lot of money in this product, and as a result they are ready to defend it to death, but if you just think about it for a second, just for a second, you will realize that your money is probably long gone. I mean, ask yourselves - how many years have gone by, and with that in mind answer another question - do we have anything, i mean anything even remotely resembling a video game. A product with systems, rules, constraints, mechanisms, and functioning mechanics in place. No. the answer is no. And nothing nor anyone can deny that.
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Daztek posted:Literally no one cares about this game anymore. It has been in production for years now without any tangible progress. Sure, tech bits and pieces have been presented, but the team is clearly operating without a fixed budget, a proper project manager and a proper schedule. I know that a lot of people have invested a lot of money in this product, and as a result they are ready to defend it to death, but if you just think about it for a second, just for a second, you will realize that your money is probably long gone. No one cares, except that /r/starcitizen is about to go pass 100k , funding just blew past 145 million $ and over 1.23 million ships sold to date. Have you even been following the development of this game at all ? You know that they basically started from nothing right ? They had less than 10 people working on this game for the better part of a year when they first started throwing ideas around. They literally built this company from the ground up while developing a triple A singleplayer campaign with world renown actors and an MMO. You think 5 years ( and I'm being generous here) is too long to achieve all this ? What are you comparing this to ?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/5zwutr/star_citizen_level_design_special/
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MinorInconvenience posted:
Everytime Bethesda tried something close(Radiant Ai) the results where hilarious and turned the game unplayabla after some time. Since every NPC react to every other NPC, the tyniest of bugs (like, lets say, one NPC failing to spawn because the player was too far when the script trigger) would slowly ripple out and cause all NPC to behave in an unpredictable manner untill the system reached maximum enthropy, like a "Tantrum Spiral" from Dwarf Fortress. I read somewhere than during earlier playtest in Oblivion they caused a whole village to dissolve into a massive street brawl by simply having a broom stolen by the player. - Player take broom and go away. - NPC 1 is scheduled to clean, cant find broom, search for broom in a radius around him. Take broom from NPC 2 house. - NPC 2 register broom taking as theft. Attack NPC 1 - NPC 2 win, register as murderer for guard NPC and population - Guard NPC win figth - Register as murderer from whole village population - Everytime someone win, he register as murderer and the fight continue untill the whole town is left with a single NPC in the cell.
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Mar 17, 2017 15:32
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Lladre posted:How do you even recover from -100 karma? I thought that made all your posts not show up? You find another sub to start farming in. Once your in the positive again, you go back and poo poo the whole thing up again. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
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Mar 17, 2017 15:33
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big nipples big life posted:It's from this glorious thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3811789 This is incredible
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aleksendr posted:Everytime Bethesda tried something close(Radiant Ai) the results where hilarious and turned the game unplayabla after some time. Solution: procedurally generate a broom shop
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Mar 17, 2017 15:34
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If your cat is fat just start sprinkling creatine in his food and then tie a vest on him. Slowly add fishing weights and boom! thin, jacked, cat.
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AbstractNapper posted:This is all fascinating. In any other video game context (in developer and gamers circles alike), this would normally be met with a prompt "where do you come up with this crap?" response. The nice thing is this works in reverse too. Really makes it easy to spread a thick layer of FUD over things because Star Citizen's development is like trying to answer "What happens when you cross the event horizon" - nobody really knows anything for sure.
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big nipples big life posted:It's from this glorious thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3811789 big nipples big life is a good thread
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big nipples big life posted:It's from this glorious thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3811789 I am pissing myself laughing over here.
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his nibs posted:big nipples big life is a good thread DapperDon posted:I am pissing myself laughing over here. powerful and sexy lols
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Mar 17, 2017 15:46
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Galarox posted:You are suffering from a condition known as "Star Citizen Fatigue" - cure? Post cat gifs. Is that it? I've been having it too for the last tow months or so. >300 pages behind.
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Mar 17, 2017 15:48
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I'm now an official dirty leaver: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen_refunds/comments/5zxyho/and_im_out/
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Mar 17, 2017 15:53
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Warhawk109 posted:I'm now an official dirty leaver: holy jpegs that's a lotta moolah.. congrats dude 
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Mar 17, 2017 15:54
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I just realized something: TheAgent = multiple goons but because all goons = Derek Smart alternate accounts, this means: TheAgent = Derek Smart
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Jason Sextro posted:I just realized something: Citizens have been trying to tell you this for years, Forums Poster Jason Sextro.
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Mar 17, 2017 15:56
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aleksendr posted:Only thing i can find in context is "People wearing flamboyant clothing associated with the opposite sex." This is the best.
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Mar 17, 2017 15:58
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Warhawk109 posted:I'm now an official dirty leaver: Congrats WH, glad you can watch this wild ride without any skin in the game!
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Warhawk109 posted:I'm now an official dirty leaver: Nice jpeg fakery.
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I beat Zelda last night. I'm glad i got the Wii U version and didn't spend $400 on a new console / game. It would've made the experience even more disappointing.
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Nicholas posted:I beat Zelda last night. I'm glad i got the Wii U version and didn't spend $400 on a new console / game. It would've made the experience even more disappointing. I figured I'd end up feeling the same way so I'm holding off until Mariokart comes out at least.
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Warhawk109 posted:I'm now an official dirty leaver: I thought we were going to save that fake until 3.0 came out? Oh well, sell it well commando.
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Mar 17, 2017 16:24
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Warhawk109 posted:I'm now an official dirty leaver: Congrats! Now the first thing you need to do with that money is to get yourself one of those sweet Platinum accounts so you can see all of the hidden posts.
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Mar 17, 2017 16:25
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T.A.N.E. has been compromised! The Agent: Network of Exaggerators
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I thought we were going to save that fake until 3.0 came out? Oh well, sell it well commando. Damnit! I must have mixed up the dates.
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Sandweed posted:I loved ME2 so much, it was scary. I played through the entire game 4-5 times. I replayed an entire play-trough because I was unhappy with one choice I did in on specific mission. Then I got ME3 and I played that poo poo hard, got to the end for the first time and I was like, OK I guess that was it not what I hoped, I'm gonna take a break. Then stuff like "the DLC really makes the game feel more complete" and stuff like that just made me decide to not play it ever again. I absolutely loved the trilogy up until the ending of 3. (Indoctrination ending or GTFO.) I never even went back to play the dlc because of it. Keep hearing one of them is great, but oh well. Only reason I'm even remotely interested in Andromeda is its not tied to the trilogy. The potential for more ME is alluring, even if most of the original writing staff is gone.  e; taxxe 
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https://twitter.com/real_lethality/status/842526824706064384 https://twitter.com/real_lethality/status/842527207557873664 https://twitter.com/real_lethality/status/842699417710944256
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Mirificus posted:https://twitter.com/real_lethality/status/842526824706064384 It's hilarious that a guy so obsessed with a futuristic space game that is even more obsessed about being able to play 18th century games in the futuristic space game.
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The idea of basketball happening in star citizen's lovely physics engine is really loving funny.
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Will the ball actually collide with anything when thrown? Or just fly off through the hull then float up to the top of the water.
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The basketball's location is client-side like the vending machine
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big nipples big life posted:The idea of basketball happening in star citizen's lovely physics engine is really loving funny. I'm so excited to play basketball in the next Overwatch patch oh my.
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If the Citizen Basketball Association doesn't play exactly like NBA Jam, no sale.
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