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MilesK
Nov 5, 2015

For more than a year, my wandering ghost, you suck internet time.

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necroid
May 14, 2009

DoctorStrangelove posted:

That episode aired in like 1998.

thanks south park historian

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
wait, the CIG basketball stuff is actually real?

Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016


Why does the phrase "like a baws!" pop into my head when gazing upon this very good catte?

It's making my ghost wandering internet time travels very gewd.

Zzr posted:

Yes haunting feels a better word, lurking would be better too. I called "ghost wandering internet time" the time you spend on the internet doing nothing clearly, just clicking through the sites you usually watch at those times.

You have given birth to a new meme, be proud Zzr and just for the record I find your usual posting style very agreeable. :)

Sabreseven fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Mar 18, 2017

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Space Crabs posted:

wait, the CIG basketball stuff is actually real?

It's as real as anything else that's ever shown up in one of CIG's screenshots. Whatever that means in the real world is an exercise for your imagination.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

OSHA approved squiq

Space Crabs posted:

wait, the CIG basketball stuff is actually real?

Chris Roberts just seen basketball in a movie or other game so it's obviously in SC now and at a priorty.

Godmode Enabled
Jul 14, 2013

I AM A BETAGOON, ASK ME ABOUT PROPER GRIEF TO CASH RATIOS.

Space Crabs posted:

wait, the CIG basketball stuff is actually real?

Its real all of it but at least we can dunk from half court nba jam style :allears:

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/hjnchoi/status/843165455284146177

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Exinos posted:

Chris Roberts just seen basketball in a movie or other game so it's obviously in SC now and at a priorty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0GNKQQPHNU

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
is there any gay npcs in SC?

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

crisp roberts posted:

I have gathered evidence that the Agent is an account of a friend of Derek smart called trish lau. Ill post it on r/ds soon if you wont come clean.

It looks like someone else got to Lau first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzbeu7nFXWA

Zzr
Oct 6, 2016

serious norman posted:

is there any gay npcs in SC?

Actually, they are either gays or asexuals.

MilesK
Nov 5, 2015

Exinos posted:

Chris Roberts just seen basketball in a movie or other game so it's obviously in SC now and at a priorty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdE2Eg-x4XM&t=33s

It's got tons of performance captured cut scenes directed by a Hollywood star and a real-time sitting on the bench simulator, for immersion. He'd love it.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

serious norman posted:

is there any gay npcs in SC?

Both male and female players will be forced to romance Pusher so yeah.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

serious norman posted:

is there any gay npcs in SC?

Is there ANY NPCs in SC right now?

Differo Cathedra
Oct 9, 2012

To be honest it was 4AM when I started making the gif and even I don't know what it's supposed to be about by the time I finished it an hour and a few GIS searches later :effort:


XK posted:

I'm laughing so hard at sucking out ghost wandering internet time that I'm crying. Thanks Zzr, laughter is good for the soul. You're better at English than I would be at any other language, congrats to you for learning other languages. Don't feel bad, that mangling is just exquisite.

same.

This digression, if this thread can have those, has been the most entertaining thing I've read in weeks.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Exinos posted:

Chris Roberts just seen basketball in a movie or other game so it's obviously in SC now and at a priorty.

And he personally did all the mocap for it.
They have spent weeks doing the SNES Space Jam Boom Shakalaka board breaking jump, converting Chris' pudgy guy's animation kinematics to a a muscly space marine.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

happyhippy posted:

Is there ANY NPCs in SC right now?

Some rats to shoot in some of the space missions and some near-static props in some of the station modules. Nothing that really amounts to anything, and definitely nothing that shows off any behaviour or AI.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

serious norman posted:

is there any gay npcs in SC?


only if they're incels

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

trucutru posted:

Both male and female players will be forced to romance Pusher so yeah.

So you'd say the romance is pushed on you?

:downsrim:

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
So i took the time to watch the new ATV. I was impressed for real. It seems like they got a little of their poo poo together

SabinBlitz
May 19, 2015

Firm believer that muscles conquers all

VealCutlet posted:

I'm sitting on $1000 for when SC burns... I'll be spending it on scotch, cigars and a high quality lady of the night.

Invest some of that into a company that actually already has a game ready to put out.

Check out StarFighter INC on Kickstarter. They would have succeeded back in 2015 if it wasn't for StarCitizen taking the limelight with it's Jesus Patch that CIG failed to put out at that time anyways.

Anyways, Impellar Studos failed the first one but 2 years later they are back with an even better product that's more polished and ready for production.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/impellerstudios/starfighter-inc-0

SabinBlitz fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Mar 18, 2017

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

TrustmeImLegit posted:

So i took the time to watch the new ATV. I was impressed for real. It seems like they got a little of their poo poo together

Starting a pool on how many people fall for this and start sperging out. I've got 7.

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

big nipples big life posted:

Starting a pool on how many people fall for this and start sperging out. I've got 7.

Maybe if you weren't so obsessed with Star Citizen failing to support your preconceived notions you could see the positive parts of the ATV that he is talking about.

MilesK
Nov 5, 2015

big nipples big life posted:

Starting a pool on how many people fall for this and start sperging out. I've got 7.

He's right though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBWIXXqmcx0

Did you see the hundreds of lego blocks, the revolutionary rectangular lights, or Oldman's sweet new beard? Feature creep is over, and we're finally getting the flood of content.

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life
Fallen Rib

MilesK posted:

He's right though.

Did you see the hundreds of lego blocks, the revolutionary rectangular lights, or Oldman's sweet new beard? Feature creep is over, and we're finally getting the flood of content.

So we're going to finally see legal action?

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

MilesK posted:

He's right though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBWIXXqmcx0

Did you see the hundreds of lego blocks, the revolutionary rectangular lights, or Oldman's sweet new beard? Feature creep is over, and we're finally getting the flood of content.

I think it's telling when the mocap character goes from clean shaven to beard

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Wow what an idiot lol

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Tank Boy Ken posted:

So we're going to finally see legal action?

guaranteed legal action within the next week, which is the last week of November 2015

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



MilesK posted:

He's right though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBWIXXqmcx0

Did you see the hundreds of lego blocks, the revolutionary rectangular lights, or Oldman's sweet new beard? Feature creep is over, and we're finally getting the flood of content.

this guy thinks motion capture has never been done before.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

MilesK posted:

He's right though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBWIXXqmcx0

Did you see the hundreds of lego blocks, the revolutionary rectangular lights, or Oldman's sweet new beard? Feature creep is over, and we're finally getting the flood of content.

gently caress's sake, just make a video with the "this is fine" dog in a burning house.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


"ghost wandering internet time" is beautiful and poetic

tax:

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

DapperDon posted:

All kidding aside, I am considering setting up a Goon victory celebration once the Towers of Crobberts falls. I am thinking something in the Keys with an open bar and some fishing charters and an effigy of Chris Roberts that we can drag around with us Weekend at Bernies style . Derek can be the guest of honor and take the first swing at it when we hang it like a pinata and live stream the whole loving thing.

Sounds fun. :cheers:

MinorInconvenience
Feb 24, 2017

Criminal lawyer or criminal, lawyer. Yeah. No difference.

XK posted:

gently caress's sake, just make a video with the "this is fine" dog in a burning house.

Yup. They all seem to forget that time = money and if the moola runs out, then there ain't going to be a game.

Sneakums
Nov 27, 2007
MAXIMUM.SNEAK.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I'm pretty sure the line is going to be drawn at shooting your own porn in the game, Chris.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





gonna lol real hard when Hellion gets santaball before Star Citizen does

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/TheAstroPub/status/843208008280637440

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/CtznShenanigans/status/843178533866422274

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Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

Beet Wagon posted:

gonna lol real hard when Hellion gets santaball before Star Citizen does

Yeah, whatever, try to give Chris Roberts poo poo over Sataball, it's you that will look the fool in the end.

Don't you know the only reason Sataball is not yet released in the (pre-alpha) game is because there is a massive bidding war going on.

Both ESPN and FIFA are trying to become the official broadcasters of Sataball and this has delayed the release of it for years.

Star Citizen:Sataball is gonna bring $1.4 to $1.85 Billion dollars into CIG budget to make the game alone, due to this bidding war and it's all because Chris Roberts vision.

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