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so i have two little cousins one is 10 and the other is 7 and my aunt told them they could each say one cuss word and not get in trouble so the older one very politely says “drat” but the younger one stands up on the kitchen table, rips his shirt off and screams “FUUUUUUCCCKKKK” while dive bombing to the floor and my aunt just stood there and stared at him because she couldn’t get mad at him
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Mar 17, 2017 08:20
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:art history "quotes" This definitely sounds like the kind of things a typical art history student would make up/find funny. When I took it I was one of the only non-"theater kid" people in it and most of the time people were just quoting invader zim etc. I guess this is the more modern version of those people. Our teacher was a little weird and claimed to have an alien tracking implant embedded in her hand (and later in her head), but she wasn't "teaching, but with Cool Swears and randomness" weird.
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Mar 17, 2017 08:57
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Mar 17, 2017 09:08
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yeah I eat rear end posted:This definitely sounds like the kind of things a typical art history student would make up/find funny. When I took it I was one of the only non-"theater kid" people in it and most of the time people were just quoting invader zim etc. I guess this is the more modern version of those people. The Leonardo thing is very likely stolen from that popular rant about how lovely "The Da Vinci Code" is and why.
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Mar 17, 2017 09:22
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This is kind of believable 
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Mar 17, 2017 10:31
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What ruins is that "Hanzo" was made verbally and the person writing it down doesn't know the context but still spelled "Hanzo" right.
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Mar 17, 2017 14:56
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Catberry posted:What ruins is that "Hanzo" was made verbally and the person writing it down doesn't know the context but still spelled "Hanzo" right. Maybe teacher was a Kill Bill fan.
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Mar 17, 2017 15:16
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Catberry posted:What ruins is that "Hanzo" was made verbally and the person writing it down doesn't know the context but still spelled "Hanzo" right. The original post (on twitter I think?) actually specified that the teacher spelled it 'hanso' and the child corrected her.
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Mar 17, 2017 15:23
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OK, I give up, could someone explain this?
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Mar 17, 2017 15:23
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hogmartin posted:OK, I give up, could someone explain this? It's an Overwatch joke.
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Mar 17, 2017 15:28
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Splinter named them as babies, before they would have developed any defining personality traits. Take that, you stupid fake professor!
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Mar 17, 2017 15:46
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Mar 17, 2017 16:52
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 Hot from the presses.
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Mar 17, 2017 17:50
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Captain Monkey posted:
I love poo poo like this because they're laying down burns that would have been lame in junior high, but it's still the best they can come up with
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Mar 17, 2017 17:55
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I was ready to say whats so bad about this until the final line lmao
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Mar 17, 2017 18:38
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yeah like people in mcdonalds are judging each other. gently caress, we all know we just want trash burgers.
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Mar 17, 2017 19:01
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EDIT: Beaten!TheMostFrench posted:This is kind of believable I highly doubt that if the teacher had no idea what "hanzo main" meant, she'd have sent a note home about it. Also the source of the note seems like the type that would make poo poo like this up for the clicks/follows alone. Source in question, https://twitter.com/abrekke83/status/842513875337695235?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Handsome Ralph has a new favorite as of 19:18 on Mar 17, 2017 |
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Mar 17, 2017 19:15
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Handsome Ralph posted:EDIT: Beaten! quote:Best part is this was the second note. She corrected the teacher that it was Hanzo, not Hanso. 
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Mar 17, 2017 19:32
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Captain Monkey posted:
Oh yeah? Well the shut the gently caress up store called, they're running out of you!
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Mar 17, 2017 21:47
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I stood silently for a minute and a half, waiting to get to the front of the line and WRECK THIS FUCKER with my filet o fish order
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Mar 17, 2017 21:54
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Captain Monkey posted:
Actually it sounds like that dude DID get served
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Mar 17, 2017 22:20
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oldpainless posted:Actually it sounds like that dude DID get served 
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Mar 18, 2017 00:00
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From here - https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/600134/you_can_go_home_early/quote:Way back when, I used to work as a bank teller. One day a man in a suite comes in and comes to my lane. I had never seen this guy before but he looks like a million bucks, nice suite, perfect hair, the works. No sooner does this gentleman walk up to me, my manager asks to borrow me for a second and pulls me off to the side. She told me that this particular guy was the richest person around and had 100's of millions banked with us. She told me, "If it isn't against the law, I want you to do WHATEVER he tell you to. If he asks you to jump, you don't even ask how high, you just jump like your life depends on it.". Also this! 
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Mar 18, 2017 03:11
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Mall ninja was right
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Mar 18, 2017 03:41
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Captain Monkey posted:Also this! If this was how tranquilizer guns worked, Harambe would still be alive.
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Mar 18, 2017 04:05
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:If this was how tranquilizer guns worked, Harambe would still be alive. The Tranquilizer dart myth spawned a lot of eye-rolling worth criticism after the event. As if the proper approach to "Gorilla dragging child around" was to wait and see how it plays out.
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Mar 18, 2017 11:25
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You're telling me all these movies and games lied to me about how tranq darts work?
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Mar 18, 2017 16:14
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 I think checking reddit is just shooting fish in a barrel, so I'm going to stop.
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Mar 18, 2017 17:46
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 I have vegan friends and they have to suffer through endless unprompted tirades from people who identify as "meat eaters" I know that many aspects of veganism can be irrational but live and let live. Respect peoples choices. Catberry has a new favorite as of 09:41 on Mar 19, 2017 |
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Mar 19, 2017 09:16
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Captain Monkey posted:
It's gone 
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Mar 19, 2017 10:15
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Catberry posted:
They were so scared to call their character a man or woman they used he/she. Wow.
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Mar 19, 2017 12:31
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Decrepus posted:They were so scared to call their character a man or woman they used he/she. Wow. Then switched exclusively to male pronouns for the end anyway.
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Mar 19, 2017 15:31
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Captain Monkey posted:
I can appreciate how the -in total shock-line neatly separates the part that possibly happened from the milquetoast revenge fantasy.
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Mar 19, 2017 15:56
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So I went into *popular fast food place* Me: Hi can I get *my food order*
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Mar 19, 2017 16:44
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Decrepus posted:So I went into *popular fast food place* To be fair it was probably a hilarious amount of food
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Mar 19, 2017 17:45
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okay so where's the new thread title from
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Mar 19, 2017 17:51
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Decrepus posted:They were so scared to call their character a man or woman they used he/she. Wow. quote:When I'd be eating, he or she would come up to you aaaargh pick a perspective Tired Moritz posted:okay so where's the new thread title from Captain Monkey posted:
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Mar 19, 2017 18:11
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Tired Moritz posted:okay so where's the new thread title from There was a selfie of a person who looked like Ben Franklin in full Kardashian-style makeup, and underneath this person had written that they got on a bus and a lady said that.
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sweeperbravo posted:picture the image is dead AlbieQuirky posted:There was a selfie of a person who looked like Ben Franklin in full Kardashian-style makeup, and underneath this person had written that they got on a bus and a lady said that. goddamn, I'm now curious. it reminds me of teen girl youtube comments.
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