Dog thread: Weekend at Bernese

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boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Tom Hardy is bae

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:04

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 18:20

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

BigDave posted:

American Brown Dog is another name I've heard.

And yes, hound mixes must track every scent ever smelled. Which is usually a dead animal of some kind. Which they must roll in.

My old dog (that now lives with my ex :saddowns:

) is a hound that must chase every single animal in the park, including squirrels, pigeons, rabbits, possums, raccoons, and swallows. She also has a favorite summertime game of running around the fields of the park chasing dragonflies. From any kind of distance, if you don't know what's going on, it looks like she's just zooming as around the grass as fast as she can, barking her head off and randomly leaping into the air. It's pretty :kimchi:

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Never caught a dragonfly, but she did catch a particularly lazy pigeon once, and was FURIOUS when she was not allowed to keep it.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:08

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

mrmcd posted:

My old dog (that now lives with my ex ) is a hound that must chase every single animal in the park, including squirrels, pigeons, rabbits, possums, raccoons, and swallows. She also has a favorite summertime game of running around the fields of the park chasing dragonflies. From any kind of distance, if you don't know what's going on, it looks like she's just zooming as around the grass as fast as she can, barking her head off and randomly leaping into the air. It's pretty .

Never caught a dragonfly, but she did catch a particularly lazy pigeon once, and was FURIOUS when she was not allowed to keep it.

Bruce doesn't really grasp the concept of chasing other animals. He runs after squirrels, but not in a "I KILL YOU" way, more like "come play with me!".

If he finds a dead one though, it's time to rub his face all over it.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:12

Thwomp: Apr 10, 2003; BA-DUHHH; Grimey Drawer

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:20

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

BigDave posted:

American Brown Dog is another name I've heard.

And yes, hound mixes must track every scent ever smelled. Which is usually a dead animal of some kind. Which they must roll in.

Frank does this too. Big drat goofball. And if the dead thing died within range of our regular walks, he always goes over to do his weird spin dance and head dive into the dirt. He stops tracking poo poo if it's more than a few hundred feet from me though.

I don't think Frank knows how to be a proper border collie. Thank gently caress I don't care. He just wants to play with puppies all day at the park and carry huge sticks while wagging his rear end at everyone for a laugh, and try to get a pet from everyone.

I've been thinking about finding a veteran's old folks home nearby and taking Frank to visit some guys. He doesn't jump on people or push them around and is just a perpetual smile machine.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 23:57

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Frank does this too. Big drat goofball. And if the dead thing died within range of our regular walks, he always goes over to do his weird spin dance and head dive into the dirt. He stops tracking poo poo if it's more than a few hundred feet from me though.

I don't think Frank knows how to be a proper border collie. Thank gently caress I don't care. He just wants to play with puppies all day at the park and carry huge sticks while wagging his rear end at everyone for a laugh, and try to get a pet from everyone.

I've been thinking about finding a veteran's old folks home nearby and taking Frank to visit some guys. He doesn't jump on people or push them around and is just a perpetual smile machine.

Bruce does the head-spin-and-dive thing too. What makes it worse is that he seems to think it's after-shave. "I just dove head-first into goose poo poo, hug me!"

# ? Mar 19, 2017 04:55

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

Yesterday Francis sent his first recipe down from doggy heaven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX_0SREe2No

# ? Mar 19, 2017 05:36

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

I haven't looked at this thread in a few days. :shobon:

Here's Hector:

He's currently sitting on my lap licking a paw. He's become a lot more sociable with people and comes up to my friends instead of just hiding all the time.

He is also huge. He's around 7 months old and weighs 9 lbs.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 09:10

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

https://youtu.be/bVBHOlVBHWY

# ? Mar 19, 2017 18:43

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Mr. Nice! posted:

I haven't looked at this thread in a few days.

Here's Hector:

He's currently sitting on my lap licking a paw. He's become a lot more sociable with people and comes up to my friends instead of just hiding all the time.

He is also huge. He's around 7 months old and weighs 9 lbs.

He looks like quite the shithead :3:

Cat advice: handle his paws and his claws so he's used to it so you can keep them trimmed.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 20:11

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

DnWm (Dogs and Weathermen)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQmH4VgGt2Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKRNrJ0WOrs

# ? Mar 19, 2017 20:29

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

DnWm (Dogs and Weathermen)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQmH4VgGt2Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKRNrJ0WOrs

If local TV news featured more dogs, I would watch every night without fail.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 21:18

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

BigDave posted:

If local TV news featured more dogs, I would watch every night without fail.

Yeah, I wish News 12 New Jersey would have stuff like that, I would definitely tune in.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 21:32

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

The local fox affiliate has a dog on their weekend morning shows. Only time I can stand watching the local fox crew.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 00:37

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

The only one on FOX that's supposed to be barking.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 07:38

FastestGunAlive: Apr 7, 2010; Dancing palm tree.

Picked pupper Luna up from the kennel after a weeklong vacation

"Next time take me with you"

# ? Mar 20, 2017 13:10

Flying_Crab: Apr 12, 2002

FastestGunAlive posted:

Picked pupper Luna up from the kennel after a weeklong vacation

"Next time take me with you"

Is a good dogge.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 14:05

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Don't forget to vote for Monty

Don't forget to vote for Monty

Don't forget to vote for Monty

Don't forget to vote for Monty

# ? Mar 20, 2017 17:20

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Did my civic duty and voted for Monty (because he is such a good boy). :patriot:

# ? Mar 20, 2017 17:35

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Voted monty all the montys

# ? Mar 20, 2017 19:33

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

I'm going to be upset if a real dog doesn't win.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 20:28

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Yeah loving same. Like I said in CE thread, that doggo isn't even someone's doggo from the forums. You can't claim a doggo that you never cared for and personally loved. Cheaters :sad:

# ? Mar 20, 2017 20:30

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Also we don't own dogs, we only are given a chance to be a part of their lives because we definitely don't deserve them. I seriously feel this way about all pets though, but especially dogs.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 20:32

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Monty owns me, if anything.

Thanks for nominating him. That's enough for us

# ? Mar 20, 2017 20:33

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

Mike-o posted:

Also we don't own dogs, we only are given a chance to be a part of their lives because we definitely don't deserve them.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 20:41

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

# ? Mar 20, 2017 20:44

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

who the heck is Loukanikos? they better be a loving good rear end dog if they're winning by that much so far

# ? Mar 20, 2017 20:46

Handsome Ralph: Sep 3, 2004; Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!

Removed.

Handsome Ralph fucked around with this message at 15:19 on May 21, 2020

# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:10

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Frank insists upon it daily.

But I don't mind because while he sniffs dog butts, I peep lady butts.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:24

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Pesticide20 posted:

Don't forget to vote for Monty

Don't forget to vote for Monty

Don't forget to vote for Monty

Don't forget to vote for Monty

# ? Mar 20, 2017 22:55

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Voted for The Full Monty!

# ? Mar 20, 2017 22:56

thedangergroove: Nov 14, 2004; Long for karate day.

My sister is dogsitting my pupper Hank while I'm abroad, and she's been sending pictures of him and his Boston cousin Bort's deepening friendship. Yesterday she sent this picture. He only cuddle-sleeps under duress after giving up. I got to get back home.

# ? Mar 21, 2017 01:05