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jesus christ ddude that shark is eating that dogf!!!
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i mean rant all you want, but my children just saw that picture and now i gotta explain to them why someone on the chill forum is posting pics of sharks eating puppies jfc
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“Saturn Devouring His Son,” Francisco Goya (1823)
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who the hell turned on the lawn sprinkler? and why is there a lawn sprinkler on a boat??? |
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Mar 20, 2017 03:48
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Macnult posted:ohh man that boat tease has me all hot and bothered *sweating* is... is there more of this photo set?
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I recently learned that dolphins and whales are descended from wolf-like animals so that's kind of cannibalism |
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when he realized he was separated from his owner, the dog panicked and ran away, over the ocean, and set up camp on an island. the dolphin saw it happen and said out loud to himself, "that is sad af. someone has to do something." he went to the island and asked the dog "yo dawg what's up? also please note that i said dawg, not dog. like, the cool way of saying it." "what up D which stands for dolphin," said the dog. "i got lost and ran across the ocean. my owner has a boat, though, so maybe you could help me find him...??" "yes i'll get on it." the dolphin went to the beach close to the owner's house and let out a glass shattering EEEEEEEEEEEEEK EEEEEEEEK EEEEEEEEEEEEEK and the owner came out and said "what the heck is this loud eeking about?" "your dog," said the dolphin as he force-vomited the dog out of his belly and into the hands of the owner. "thanks bro," said the dog. "yeah dawg i got you." ----- |
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This has happened before and it will happen again
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Aww. The dolphin wants to give Sparkly a little kiss. Wait! That didn't go as expected. He crapped in the galley anyway. |
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thank u 4 the dogg -dolphin
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so long, and thanks for all the dogs |
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google THIS posted:so long, and thanks for all the dogs |
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google THIS posted:so long, and thanks for all the dogs |
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You see, the dolphin represents our collective Id, acting impulsively *sniff*, indulging impulses vicariously in late-stage capitalist fashion *sniff, wipes nose*, but we consuming this image aren't satisfied, instead creating our own desire for a pizza box filled with a dog, and so on and so on *sniffs again, scratches chin* - Slovenian philosopher and Lacanian psychoanalyst Slavoj Žižek paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Oh great Poseidon, take this humble offering, and grant us safe journey as we sail around the bay for the afternoon. My mother-in-law gets sea sick and if she pukes, I will never hear the end of it. |
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Come on down and chum some of these mutts. ... You're gonna need a bigger boat. Space Taxi fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Mar 24, 2017 |
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"I will raise the dog as my own." -dolphion
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Seabreeze Marine Dental Clinic 21 Ocean Drive Pepper Cove SA 5113 Dear Mr Dolph Indgren, As per you visit on 13 Feb 2017, Dr Sparkles has examined your right molar and has determined the need for further work. Please make an appointment at your earliest convenience to have a crown fitted and refrain from eating any hard mackerel until we can complete the procedure. Kindest regards, Seabreeze Marine Dental Clinic Space Taxi fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Mar 25, 2017 |
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The Orange God hungers. It is our duty to appease him 'lest he sink our ships and devour our crops. A lone sacrifice was chosen and we did venture out that day to deliver it unto him. And lo did he receive it and take it as ransom. We have saved ourselves, for now, from his terrible wrath. Please forgive us, Mr. Winkles, we know not what we do.
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Bruno: Hey Boss! I got her. I snatched Lassie right from her dog house when no one was looking. Flipper: Good work Bruno. You are a loyal henchman. Lassie, you have been the number one animal actor for too long. With you out of the way, my children's TV ratings will reign supreme. Mr Ed's demise was no accident. And I dined on Skippy for weeks after his disappearance. But I shall keep you alive for a time, so you can witness my success. Bruno! Prepare the submarine to take our guest to the underwater base. I have business in Hollywood to attend to. My agent is taking new head shots this afternoon and I have a meeting with Spielberg. Space Taxi fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Mar 26, 2017 |
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