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Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

I can assume @The_Diddler did not choose option 3

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
One man's Imouto Paradise is another man's Imouto Hell

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm assuming these people don't actually have a sister in real life. I do, and eww, wtf.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

whiteyfats posted:

I'm assuming these people don't actually have a sister in real life. I do, and eww, wtf.

siblings with benefits

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

whiteyfats posted:

I'm assuming these people don't actually have a sister in real life. I do, and eww, wtf.

This is why I never got why people were into twins. Who wants to be with two sisters? And, beyond that, the redundancy?

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Just because I'm not interested in my sister doesn't mean I'm not interested in twins who get freaky.

Somebody find a doublemint gum ad to back me up

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

The Ape of Naples posted:

This is why I never got why people were into twins. Who wants to be with two sisters? And, beyond that, the redundancy?

Twice the costs. Twice the nagging. Twice the number of people disappointed by your sexual performance. Either they haven't thought it through, or they know exactly what their fetish is.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

One in bed and one in the kitchen. You're not thinking big enough here.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

I disbelieve the Abhancer

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

ubergnu posted:

I..I want to touch that bolt :ohdear:

It's a jolly rancher. Eat it!

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Subjunctive posted:

One in bed and one in the kitchen. You're not thinking big enough here.

One's cheating on you with the mailman, the other the gardener!

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
https://twitter.com/anguslivingston/status/843220099309813761

lunar detritus
May 6, 2009



10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Memento posted:

That couch sure has seen a few gags.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

The Ape of Naples posted:

This is why I never got why people were into twins. Who wants to be with two sisters? And, beyond that, the redundancy?

Two girlfriends but you only have to remember one birthday

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
every single pair of girl twins have made out after the whole party chanted, "KISS KISS KISS KISS."

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Which was kind of awkward, since they didn't know the DJ had just asked if there were any requests...

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Subjunctive posted:

One in bed and one in the kitchen. You're not thinking big enough here.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Some GOP peeps refused to show up to a town hall meeting, so the organizers put suits on stage for people to yell at.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




From the Anti Food Porn thread but it can pull double duty and be posted here too.

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_oiw207gXHc1ttrxmx.mp4#_=_

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

RareAcumen posted:

From the Anti Food Porn thread but it can pull double duty and be posted here too.

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_oiw207gXHc1ttrxmx.mp4#_=_

haha oh my god those poor dudes

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

RareAcumen posted:

From the Anti Food Porn thread but it can pull double duty and be posted here too.

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_oiw207gXHc1ttrxmx.mp4#_=_

Not just military food, but Russian military food.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
I'm the cup that was stolen from a ukrainian grade school cafeteria

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

:eyepop:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Memento posted:

Not just military food, but Russian military food.



Guy makes a valiant attempt to make lemonade from the evergreen "lol Taco Bell turns your digestive system into a war zone" meme, but throws it all away on a novel misuse of "crescendo"

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Memento posted:

Not just military food, but Russian military food.

The ration they showed in National Geographic actually looks better.

quote:

Includes meat with vegetables, instant noodles, stewed meat, instant dry milk, raisins, wheat crackers, chocolate, more stewed meat, whole sweetened condensed milk, instant buckwheat, black tea bags.

4 others for comparison:

USA

quote:

Includes items such as bread, Tabasco sauce, Skittles, Chiclets, spaghetti and meatballs, dried cranberries, pretzels, cheese spread.

Italy

quote:

Includes a mixed-fruit cup, portable stoves, jam, coffee, water-purification tablets and vitamins, biscuits, turkey, liqueur, toothbrushes, beef in gelatin, rice salad, pasta with beans, cereal bars.

Japan

quote:

Includes cooked rice, seaweed, curry with vegetables and sausage.

Australia

quote:

Includes Scotch biscuits, chili con carne, tuna, a muesli cereal bar, diced andy, Vegemite, a sesame-seed biscuit.
I am not the least bit surprised by the vegemite.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

The MSJ posted:

The ration they showed in National Geographic actually looks better.



4 others for comparison:

USA



Italy



Japan



Australia


I am not the least bit surprised by the vegemite.

I thought Vegemite was an I Love Lucy bit.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Vegemite is not only incredibly important for your daily diet, its cultural significance cannot be understated.

I never saw chili con carne when I was in the army; plenty of curry with rice, "spaghetti bolognese", and "Chinese" stir fry though. We don't actually have any Mexican population here so there's basically no Mexican food to speak of. I imagine the chili was a recipe someone grabbed from the internet and then made to military spec (bad, expensive, calorie-dense).

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


The MSJ posted:

Australia

Definitely loses points for the savoury biscuits not being Vita-Weats. I assume the "diced andy" is the tin of... fruit? What are the pink circles? And the tin of pale yellow stuff?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



poo poo, we were hoping you could tell us


E: apparently it's either Andrew Dice Clay or this https://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/2mkaj6/field_rations_go_gourmet/cm50lzk/

:shrug:

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Tiggum posted:

Definitely loses points for the savoury biscuits not being Vita-Weats. I assume the "diced andy" is the tin of... fruit? What are the pink circles? And the tin of pale yellow stuff?

I believe it's some kind of small pastry

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Tiggum posted:

Definitely loses points for the savoury biscuits not being Vita-Weats. I assume the "diced andy" is the tin of... fruit? What are the pink circles? And the tin of pale yellow stuff?

Tin of fruit will be pear and the yellow stuff will be cheese. Pink stuff is candy, can't remember the brand name at the moment but iirc they're kind of fizzy candy. Vegemite is essential. Everything else could be replaced with other stuff but not the vegemite.

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

Tiggum posted:

Definitely loses points for the savoury biscuits not being Vita-Weats. I assume the "diced andy" is the tin of... fruit? What are the pink circles? And the tin of pale yellow stuff?

The pink circles look like Lifesavers which is like a sort of hard, powdery candy thing.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

cohsae posted:

The pink circles look like Lifesavers which is like a sort of hard, powdery candy thing.

Lifesavers have a hole in them, hence the name. Definitely in the same ballpark as them though.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


ubergnu posted:

I..I want to touch that bolt :ohdear:

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Psycho Society posted:

I believe it's some kind of small pastry

:golfclap:

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Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

cohsae posted:

The pink circles look like Lifesavers which is like a sort of hard, powdery candy thing.

Bogan King posted:

Lifesavers have a hole in them, hence the name. Definitely in the same ballpark as them though.



So I'm going to stand corrected on this as I remembered that they're Fruit Tingles but it turns out that Fruit Tingles are Lifesaver Fruit Tingles.

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