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We need to help our fellow goons out in their careers. So lets put together a list of employment tils to help each other out! Tip #1 - Don't give your boss your actual phone number. The only time they are going to call you is to trick you into working an extra shift.
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Mar 20, 2017 04:26
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1 get a job 2 don't quit your job 3 wake up in the morning and go to your job 4 do not quit your job
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Mar 20, 2017 04:28
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Tip#69: post in GBS during work hours
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Mar 20, 2017 04:28
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be less ugly
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Mar 20, 2017 04:30
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use your friends and get in on that sweet nepotism. if you gently caress up and make them look bad, don't worry about it, you can always make new friends.
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Mar 20, 2017 04:30
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Poop as much as possible during work hours.
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Mar 20, 2017 04:31
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pants are a BIG yes
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Mar 20, 2017 04:31
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Suck that corporate dick. Interpret this as you will.
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Mar 20, 2017 04:35
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Put all your attribute stats into luck because that's the best way of getting hired. I've lucked out into most of my jobs; some examples being getting my letter one day before the interview and others not getting theirs. Or short turnaround time on job announcements and I'm fortunate to be one of few who see it.
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Mar 20, 2017 04:38
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Kuato posted:Put all your attribute stats into luck because that's the best way of getting hired. I've lucked out into most of my jobs; some examples being getting my letter one day before the interview and others not getting theirs. Or short turnaround time on job announcements and I'm fortunate to be one of few who see it. Look, Kuato isn't wrong. Because if you max INT without putting something into CHA, you are an unrelatable know it all that is relegated to the loving server room. All CHA, no Int and you are a kiss rear end that sleeps his/her way to the top, right until you hit a person that calls you on your bullshit. Please don't make me describe the people who try and max WIS and CON.
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Mar 20, 2017 04:41
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VendaGoat posted:Look, Kuato isn't wrong. tell me about those who go all dex baby
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Mar 20, 2017 04:41
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A tie is the yoke of corporate oppression and should never be worn. Ever. If you can't get hired without wearing a tie, you don't deserve a job. If the job requires a tie, you don't need it. Find something else.
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Mar 20, 2017 04:42
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VendaGoat posted:Look, Kuato isn't wrong. 
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Mar 20, 2017 04:43
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absolutely DO NOT scream at the interviewer like a pterodactyl
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Mar 20, 2017 04:43
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VendaGoat posted:Look, Kuato isn't wrong. I want to hear more. I need new character sheets in case I need a different job.
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Mar 20, 2017 04:44
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Be mediocre, with moments of brilliance and occasional slack time. Because gently caress work, I'm just here to pay the bills, not spend my life at the office.
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Mar 20, 2017 04:46
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my employment tip for unemployed goons: get a job lol
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Mar 20, 2017 04:47
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also contemplate "work to live" vs "live to work", the former is much better if you aren't a goddamn idiot about money
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Mar 20, 2017 04:49
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unemployment owns I wish I could get back on it
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Mar 20, 2017 04:50
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you just gotta pound the pavement
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Mar 20, 2017 04:52
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Arrhythmia posted:tell me about those who go all dex baby Mary Lou Retton. Tonya Harding. They are wonderful until time takes its inevitable toll. So, as long as you are willing to live in your "high school peak" and nothing for the next however, DEX is your stat.
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Mar 20, 2017 04:52
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Wicker Man posted:I want to hear more. I need new character sheets in case I need a different job. You already rolled something. Welcome to hell.
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Mar 20, 2017 04:52
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go in to businesses and hand them your résumé
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Mar 20, 2017 04:53
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let it mellow posted:also contemplate "work to live" vs "live to work", the former is much better if you aren't a goddamn idiot about money Wise words indeed. But everyone thinks they need a big rear end house so they can pile it full of stupid poo poo they don't need, and they absolutely must drive a used, two generations behind Acura. Or a new Dodge Challenger. Don't work for dumb stuff. Work because you have to and would someday like to not have to. Also car notes are for suckers.
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Mar 20, 2017 04:52
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Nut to Butt posted:go in to businesses and hand them your résumé Welcome to INT, sub CHA and, depending on what you are looking for, a dash of WIS.
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Mar 20, 2017 04:54
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look for help wanted signs
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Mar 20, 2017 04:54
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Get a haircut you drat hippie.
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Mar 20, 2017 04:58
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VendaGoat posted:
I'm the bazillion year old person in the back room that knows where everything goes and is probably going to literally die on the job instead of retiring
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Mar 20, 2017 04:58
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don't be picky about work. especially if you have a degree you can't find work in. Suck it up and flip burgers or TBH unless you're a skinny or the kind of fat that's too fat to even attempt manual labor, do manual labor.
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Mar 20, 2017 04:59
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Lie on your resume.
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Mar 20, 2017 05:00
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Ronwayne posted:I'm the bazillion year old person in the back room that knows where everything goes and is probably going to literally die on the job instead of retiring This and the clergy.
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Mar 20, 2017 05:01
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Pound the pavement Walk up to the manager, give him a firm handshake, look him right in the eye, and tell him, "I'm your man"
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Mar 20, 2017 05:02
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Bareback Werewolf posted:Lie on your resume. this works too. i hired some literal crazy lady (like mental institution level of crazy), she made up a bunch of work experience and proceeded to show up to work 50% of the time and act batshit insane half the time. a lot of HR depts are lazy and don't do much of anything.
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Mar 20, 2017 05:02
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get a job you bum
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Mar 20, 2017 05:03
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Kuato posted:this works too. i hired some literal crazy lady (like mental institution level of crazy), she made up a bunch of work experience and proceeded to show up to work 50% of the time and act batshit insane half the time. a lot of HR depts are lazy and don't do much of anything. How did you not pickup on the crazy during interviews
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Mar 20, 2017 05:04
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Have your dick out during the interview, it's a power move Edit: not the balls though
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Mar 20, 2017 05:04
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Be useful.
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Mar 20, 2017 05:05
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Hattori Handjob posted:How did you not pickup on the crazy during interviews speaking as an insane person, it's really easy for me to clean up and put on a front for HR and if i'm hired, thru the evaluation period. if it's some bumpkin company that has no problem throwing you out, just gotta last until they like you. If it's some joke headquartered out in California that enforces california-like labor laws on their campus then yeah i start acting insane the second i think i have any job security
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Mar 20, 2017 05:07
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When it comes to college age people it's always better to just admit you're gonna spend the money on booze. They tend give you more spare change just because you were honest.
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Mar 20, 2017 05:10
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Oh, you mean tips for when you have a job? Spend 80% of your time very quietly creating problems, then spend 20% of your time very loudly and publicly fixing them.
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Mar 20, 2017 05:15
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