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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Marquette King is one of the coolest dudes on a team full of cool dudes

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


It's nice to finally know who those belong to

TBeats posted:

Fun fact: Barry Sanders is the all time leader in negative yards from scrimmage.

Normally that's horrible but in this case we can safely call it a team stat

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

pubic works project posted:

Yeah I am not sold on Fournette at all. I watched a few LSU games this past season and he looked bad. Couldn't get anything done on the ground.

He had a high ankle sprain all year and only played sporadically.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Silly Burrito posted:

Have you seen a dog in real life? That's all they do.

Well, he can still try, but if he goes to a responsible pet owner there won't be anything to rub.

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

Amazing

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Thaddius the Large posted:

Well, he can still try, but if he goes to a responsible pet owner there won't be anything to rub.

Please have all your Mannings spayed or neutered.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Big Ben says he's leaning towards playing again, further proving he's just a dumb bitch who needs attention.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

That's 2 bullets idiot

quote:

Prosecutors say a tattoo of a revolver with 5 bullets on Hernandez's arm is a confession to the slaying of two men at a Boston stoplight in 2012 after one of them bumped into him at a club, spilling his drink...Prosecutors say the tattoo of an empty cartridge is key, commemorating how many shots it took to kill de Abreu and Furtado.

1 Empty casing
5 rounds remaining
2 dead dudes

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Gale Sayers has dementia and Dwight Clark as ALS. Lovely day for football news :smith:

BlindSite posted:

1 Empty casing
5 rounds remaining
2 dead dudes

So Hernandez is an excellent shot and a dumbass at everything else related to crime then :shrug:

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

BlindSite posted:

1 Empty casing
5 rounds remaining
2 dead dudes
You think Lord Waffle Beard is smart enough to know that a Revolver only holds 6 bullets? He probably watches some dumb anime where the mary sue protagonist has a revolver thats a seven shooter.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Dwight Clark just announced he has ALS. :(

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Yo i hate Marquette King

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

a neat cape posted:

Yo i hate Marquette King

Dog whistle imo

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

a neat cape posted:

Yo i hate Marquette King
You really shouldnt share all of your bad opinions.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

a neat cape posted:

Yo i hate Marquette King

you're just sad that scifres isn't a charger anymore so you don't have a noteworthy punter

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Lol if your team doesn't have a cool as hell punter.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Silly Burrito posted:

Meanwhile Coopermanning was put to sleep.

I'm glad I wasn't the only person who immediately thought this.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Gonz posted:

Dwight Clark just announced he has ALS. :(

Holy poo poo that sucks. Sad to say, but a high profile celebrity with an obscure disease helps bring in a ton of funding. So look forward to icebucket challenge part dos, and maybe this round puts them over the edge.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Bad Moon posted:

Lol if your team doesn't have a cool as hell punter.

thread idea: cool punter power rankings

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Bad Moon posted:

Lol if your team doesn't have a cool as hell punter.

Our punter is the opposite of cool.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Chichevache posted:

Our punter is the opposite of cool.

He's so uncool he loops back into cool though.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Was Dwight Clark the punt returner for the first falcons super bowl team

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

kidcoelacanth posted:

thread idea: cool punter power rankings

there's space at the top with pat mcafee retiring, though it's very debatable that marquette king was cooler this past season anyway

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Chichevache posted:

Our punter is the opposite of cool.

Who could be cooler than this?

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Bad Moon posted:

Who could be cooler than this?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3Fkn4rMRaA

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrw0xqykXdM

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

a patagonian cavy posted:

you're just sad that scifres isn't a charger anymore so you don't have a noteworthy punter

It's true

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

If you aren't angry at your punter every time he's on the field...

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Volkerball posted:

Was Dwight Clark the punt returner for the first falcons super bowl team
You're thinking of Tim Dwight

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/JayGlazer/status/843794901993103360

a good use of everyone's time and money

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Eli Wiggum posted:

You're thinking of Tim Dwight

Yeeeeah. That dude was cool af.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.
The most pressing issue of the year was reportedly solved - Tom Brady's Super Bowl jersey was found with the help of the FBI
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/03/20/report-tom-bradys-super-bowl-jersey-has-been-found/

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







GaussianCopula posted:

The most pressing issue of the year was reportedly solved - Tom Brady's Super Bowl jersey was found with the help of the FBI
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/03/20/report-tom-bradys-super-bowl-jersey-has-been-found/

Is this what comey's speaking about today

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

FizFashizzle posted:

Is this what comey's speaking about today

It's even bigger than expected - not just one Super Bowl jersey was missing but TWO!

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/03/20/tom-bradys-last-two-super-bowl-jerseys-both-recovered/

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

FizFashizzle posted:

Is this what comey's speaking about today

yeah, putin did it again

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

donald trump is going to tweet about tom brady jerseys isnt he

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Watch tom Brady start a loving war

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




I thank these soldiers for their service.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
They're going to weigh it before they give it back to him right

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I don't know about you guys but I woke my wife and children up this morning as soon as I saw the good news so we could celebrate with waffles.

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