Stop what you're doing in your extremely lame and uncool life

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Psycho Society: Oct 21, 2010

And read this, motherfucker. Lowtax made an SA post

Now that the world is once again green and good like the halcyon days of 2004, what are you going to do?

Me, I'm just going to kick back, relax.. and be glad that the world is the way it should be

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WatermelonGun: May 7, 2009

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Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
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I'm glad he is writing again.

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Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

I thought Lowtax died years ago? :stare:

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Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

~~Kinda sad that he created this great comedy forum but isn't funny at all. I'm sure the humor would have held up 15 years ago.~~ :smith:

edit: then again, what do I have? I should chill out.

edit 2: I'm an idiot. I skimmed it before but didn't read much. Now I did. Leaving my previous poo poo there to own up.

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 08:29 on Mar 20, 2017

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a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Kinda sad that he created this great comedy forum but isn't funny at all. I'm sure the humor would have held up 15 years ago.

actually I thought it was quite funny and in good spirit.

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timefly: Apr 29, 2008

Zzulu posted:

I thought Lowtax died years ago?

He did!

# ? Mar 20, 2017 08:26

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

I like it

quote:

The wall should actively discourage living creatures from attempting to impregnate it. In the chance an individual (or individuals if a so called "train" has been run on the wall)

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Jabberlock: Nov 29, 2014

Only 6 more months until another one!

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Psycho Society: Oct 21, 2010

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Kinda sad that he created this great comedy forum but isn't funny at all. I'm sure the humor would have held up 15 years ago.

I thought it was p. funny. We need to encourage comedy writing and make sure lowtax is healthy and strong for when he next needs to go into battle with swedish game moguls & be called a oval office

quote:

Wall must use solar energy to its advantage (such as getting hot, maybe so hot that if somebody asks their friend "hey, want to go smash our faces against the wall?", their friend will say "no" or "let's play Nintendo instead").

quote:

In addition to preventing Mexicans from entering, wall must also ensure various other dangerous things are blocked out including harmful UV rays, foul odors, the sense of futility, Dr. Frankensteins, the monster of Dr. Frankenstein's Mummy, Mummy Frankenstein, Count Mummy Presents Doctor Dr. DDR Beat Max Edition, Ultra Mexicans, mean ghosts, unclaimed debt, and anything resembling the sense of general malaise.

These made me laugh

# ? Mar 20, 2017 08:30

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Psycho Society posted:

I thought it was p. funny. We need to encourage comedy writing and make sure lowtax is healthy and strong for when he next needs to go into battle with swedish game moguls & be called a oval office

Yeah see my edit. I like it. And I like what he's doing now.

edit: second one in i even like

Must look good from U.S. side. From Mexican side, must display series of explicit pornographic images edited with footage of drone strikes and the caption "YOU'RE NEXT" in Mexican or whatever the hell language they speak down there.

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 08:34 on Mar 20, 2017

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Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Many good wallgags in the article

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

is there a "paywall" joke in there or what

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great big cardboard tube: Sep 3, 2003

I think you're right, I should stop what I'm doing. I should stop doing anything. I should kill myself. Thanks, OP!

# ? Mar 20, 2017 09:10

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

President Nieto to stand on Mexican side of wall as it is being completed and yell "For the love of God, Trump!" Trump to reply "You see that, folks. He's a bad hombre, very very bad... and we've built this wall, this tremendous wall, so that bad people like him can't take advantage of America's generosity" (he then continues rambling semi-coherently for several paragraphs and does not mention the love of God)

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a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

The wall must be built several miles underground to defend from nefarious tunneling Mexicans, doing this may conflict with the treaty we have made with the ancient Mole people. Trump will negotiate a new deal, a huge, great deal where the Mole people will pay the billions they rightfully owe the US for our military support against the Reptilians.

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