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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



asking for a friend

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Killer Low Life
Sep 6, 2010

Shave it, OP

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



but i like it. on my friend

Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


If he can grow a good one, yes. Nobody in their 20's can grow a good one, therefore no.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
It's a good indicator

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
I shaved mine because I drive by an elementary school every day on the way to work.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Lol no

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



what if its a really full and robust one

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
stuck the mustach up your butt

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Unbelievably Fat Man posted:

If he can grow a good one, yes. Nobody in their 20's can grow a good one, therefore no.

i could but now im old and also bald

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
:-(

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Do what makes you happy but don't expect to get laid.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if you cant grow a beard that means your a P*SSY B*TCH

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



bag em and tag em posted:

Do what makes you happy but don't expect to get laid.

my working theory is that people want mustache rides.

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
I have one. Sometimes people say nice things about it, which is good. I hope they're not just saying that because they want to suck my dick

To be fair...
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer
Post a picture so we can actually tell you.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Meiers Goldbrick posted:

Post a picture so we can actually tell you.

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE

Meiers Goldbrick posted:

Post a picture so we can actually tell you.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



it's cool for getting the wheat thin crumbs off the top of ur d

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Frog Act posted:

asking for a friend

Who's mustache are you looking to "wear"?

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE
Outlook is like 97% no though.

You probably can't pull it off.

No offense.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
only bears can

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Frog Act posted:

my working theory is that people want mustache rides.

Oh hmm, how do I put this.... no. Beard will work for you probably if you can grow one. Your friend. Your friend i mean.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
People who pay attention to their facial hair/cultivate it are dopes. Just let everything grow out naturally until it becomes unmanageable/you have go look for a job. This will save money on razors, which are expensive. If your hair is sparse, do no grow it out. Expensive razors are not a factor for people with sparse hair, which is almost always asymmetrical and gross looking and very easy to shave.

I guess what I'm driving at is that you should cut your friend's head off.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015


otters get a pass

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE
Seriously.

Are you tom selleck, or sam elliot?

No? Then shave that caterpillar off your face. It looks stupid and any friends that say it's cool are loving with you.

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
Moustaches make you look like Jeff Dahmer hth.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

handlebar mustaches are acceptable if you don't have any employment

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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No. Mustaches are ONLY acceptable after the age of 35.

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka


Here is my mustache. As you can see, it is very full. No, I don't comb it. It doesn't need that

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

handlebar mustaches are acceptable if you don't have any employment
In the event of a mustache ride, the "handlebar" should be omitted. It is not load bearing and you may injure your partner.

Pawn 17 posted:

No. Mustaches are ONLY acceptable after the age of 35.
Don't tell me what to do, grandpa.

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
Handlebar guys are the tryhards of the mustache world, and I wouldn't want to kiss one, for fear of getting a mouthful of wax

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE

Squashing Machine posted:



Here is my mustache. As you can see, it is very full. No, I don't comb it. It doesn't need that

A fine pedo-stache. V. Nice.

Shave that poo poo bro.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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phasmid posted:

In the event of a mustache ride, the "handlebar" should be omitted. It is not load bearing and you may injure your partner.

Don't tell me what to do, grandpa.

Get the gently caress off my lawn then!!

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
2 of the 3 greatest mass murderers in history were mustachioed

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I did, but that was 30 years ago. I think times have changed.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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genesplicer posted:

I did, but that was 30 years ago. I think times have changed.

We are all manchildren these days genesplicer, mustaches are for actual men.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

ask yourself if you are a molester, op

if the answer is yes, then it's acceptable to wear a mustache

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
moustaches are for creepy dudes

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BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
does your friend have a harelip, op?

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