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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Highly underrated topping imo

I don't care for the pre sliced ones in the can though, got a metallic taste

Can't have a Greek pizza without em!

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Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

cool new Polack jokes posted:

Highly underrated topping imo

I don't care for the pre sliced ones in the can though, got a metallic taste

Can't have a Greek pizza without em!

Love me some black olives on a good pizza, they compliment a smoky meaty taste so well!

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Black olives are the best pizza topping after red onions and pineapple.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

People are disproportionately shot up by the cops based on their skin color. This gives me a great idea for a pun.

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

...and the pitch! posted:

People are disproportionately shot up by the cops based on their skin color. This gives me a great idea for a pun.

Wow pretty edgy let's hear it

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
The name of the movement is actually Black Lives Matter, good luck with your next thread OP maybe proofread it next time

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

TheSpamalope posted:

Wow pretty edgy let's hear it

Jack Officer

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

I'd buy that for a dollar!!! (slavery joke)

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I like mission olives. Kalamata olives are a little too strong for my tastes, but I'd kill for some Castelvetranos on a pizza.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

how come pitted kalamatas have so much less flavor than ones with pits. it's just a dang pit

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
List of good olives

  • 1 olive
  • 2 olives
  • 4 olives
  • More than 4 olives

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer
I'm eating a ton of them on my burrito right this very moment!

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

cool new Polack jokes posted:

Highly underrated topping imo

I don't care for the pre sliced ones in the can though, got a metallic taste

Can't have a Greek pizza without em!

They're great on pizza for sure but my issue is that they never really make the cut. There's simply too many ingredients I'd choose first and i find that 3 is like the perfect number so I seldom end up with olives.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Sheep-Goats posted:

List of good olives

  • 1 olive
  • 2 olives
  • 4 olives
  • More than 4 olives

nice

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Green olives or nothing.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

how come pitted kalamatas have so much less flavor than ones with pits. it's just a dang pit

The added cost of pitting is compensated for by using cheaper olives

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
I'm indifferent to black olives. I can take em or leave em.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
boil'em, mash'em, stick'em in a stew

am i ugly
Mar 12, 2017

by zen death robot

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

how come pitted kalamatas have so much less flavor than ones with pits. it's just a dang pit

you're like doubling the surface area there and the part you're opening up isn't even skin, all the good poo poo's going to leak out like crazy

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Olives are fuckin gross. Now that movie Oliver and company, now that's something I enjoy.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
More like, "a thin black line" OP

Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today
One absolutely must include black olives to balance out those filthy and disgusting green peppers!

(everything drowns in a sea of corn and mayonnaise)

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
this thread needs some speecy spicy meat-a-balls

Flesh Croissant
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Hands up, pineapple on pizza.

I can't breathe ( because of the crushed red pepper )

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Even my dog wouldn't eat black olives OP. My dog who would gleefully crunch on ricecakes (the creepy nerd of the food world), who got excited when somebody accidentally dropped an ice cube, turned up her nose at black olives. "Nope," she said. "I, a canine vacuum cleaner who is certain that every meal I eat is going to be the last before I starve to death, can find nothing redeeming about these things you call black olives."

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
KA LA MA TA

KA LA MA TA

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
I only like them on part of my pizza, like 3/5ths of it

Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today

TurboDrizzle posted:

Hands up, pineapple on pizza.

I can't breathe ( because of the crushed red pepper )

My very first job was at a pizza joint, and washing those pepper-coated dishes with steamy hot water drat near resulted in my asphyxiation.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Never liked black olives, which is weird because I'm a big fan of every other kind of olive I've ever tried.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

ElectricSheep posted:

I only like them on part of my pizza, like 3/5ths of it
That's a good compromise.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

spank my snatch posted:

Never liked black olives, which is weird because I'm a big fan of every other kind of olive I've ever tried.

It's cuz ur racist.

You probably don't even like black licorice. smdh.

Bareback Werewolf fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Mar 20, 2017

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



You guys wanna see a lucky cat?



Not a black olive in sight.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

You guys wanna see a lucky cat?

Not a black olive in sight.

We've reached the edge

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

You guys wanna see a lucky cat?



Not a black olive in sight.

the fellow looks rather aloof for a cat in that position.

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe

uber_stoat posted:

the fellow looks rather aloof for a cat in that position.

literally exactly what i was thinking

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
read this as black wolves matter, disappointed 1/5

am i ugly
Mar 12, 2017

by zen death robot

uber_stoat posted:

the fellow looks rather aloof for a cat in that position.

hotdogs are garbage food

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

...and the pitch! posted:

People are disproportionately shot up by the cops based on their skin color. This gives me a great idea for a pun.

rear end in a top hat wtf does this have to do with anything...

am i ugly
Mar 12, 2017

by zen death robot
my eyes glazed over that post but now you mention it: gently caress you buddy

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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

marshmallow creep posted:

Green olives or nothing.

See, this is what we're up against.

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