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i eagerly await your letterbomb
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Birds eat bees to survive it's really simple
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Mar 20, 2017 21:08
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You gotta flutter to get that butter
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Mar 20, 2017 21:08
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seriously what is it im old enough now you can explain me pls
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Mar 20, 2017 21:09
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they like to gently caress
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Mar 20, 2017 21:10
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when a 45yr old man and an asian massage parlor love each other very much
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Mar 20, 2017 21:13
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You see Johnny, you are destined to inseminate your colony's powerful queen before your lovely drone body collapses in on itself once you've accomplished your purpose. Then a bird eats your twitching, failing body, I guess.
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Mar 20, 2017 21:13
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Allow me to Gurf you an answer in the form of a Gurf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEwPy31vWZ8
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Mar 20, 2017 21:13
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Alright so the first thing you need to do is read the sidebar
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Mar 20, 2017 21:14
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Well, you see, if a mommy bee and a daddy bird love each other very much then they do stuff and create a horrible unholy beebird abomination.
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Mar 20, 2017 21:15
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Sheep-Goats posted:Allow me to Gurf you an answer in the form of a Gurf i deserve a slow and painful gurf
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Mar 20, 2017 21:16
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When a woman begrudgingly swipes right...
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Mar 20, 2017 21:19
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Oh, cool. I so rarely get to use my puppets these days! Just let me go fetch the medicine chest.
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Mar 20, 2017 21:21
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When two straight men in fursuits strike out at the convention...
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Mar 20, 2017 21:21
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Your noodle becomes engorged with gluten. Liquid will come out. This is called "pee." Your partner craves your pee and will splash it into all the holes. This is God's plan .
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Mar 20, 2017 21:22
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It is a delicate dance between the woman with the long flowing hair who doesn't close her blinds until well after dark and the man in the car with night vision goggles.
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Mar 20, 2017 21:23
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When a freshman coed likes a wealthy college athlete enough to black out in front of him, sometimes he'll drag her behind a dumpster and...
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Mar 20, 2017 21:24
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Mar 20, 2017 21:26
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Let's just go to the whore house so you can try it for yourself.
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Mar 20, 2017 21:28
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RFC2324 posted:Let's just go to the whore house so you can try it for yourself. drat it dude, this is why we can never have "the talk" without bringing up STDs. That's two different conversations.
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Mar 20, 2017 21:30
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oh no what is the STD, that doesnt sound good
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Mar 20, 2017 21:33
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RFC2324 posted:Let's just go to the whore house so you can try it for yourself. Bring lots of extra money. Going to need some hush money.
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Mar 20, 2017 21:34
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JiveHonky posted:oh no what is the STD, that doesnt sound good Standard Template Design. Leftovers from the dark ages of technology that build the basic things we need to survive. All hall the Omnisiah!
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Mar 20, 2017 21:35
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It's sex haha the bird fucks the bee haha
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Mar 20, 2017 21:38
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Well you see overpopulated spiders would just stuff their eggsacs back up in their rear end to prevent their birth from being eaten, and crawling hunter spiders that absorbed a lot of calcium began evolving hardened bones for unused joints to favor hunting. So the ones that could pinch their back legs together and hold their eggsac inside became desirable. Some of the birth would ultimately cannibalize so this was ultimately represented as tits and milk and a reduced birth rate as some of this unused energy could be used to nurse the young. The eggsac became the womb and the pinched back legs became a tail for the mole and the mammalian species. The interbreeding runts of the 6 births of the mole eventually became lizards and birds, regressing to some of the traits of insects. Bees are just mutant vegetarian ants. Eventually cloven hooved animals evolved a thumb and began to use tools and make fires, which allowed us to gain a spatial orientation off the plane of predation and stand up. Ultimately the pheremonal gene swarm of ants is represented as differentiated sperm in the guys nutsack, so the queen and male of the ant species is internalized within individual people as gender equality and has brought the masculine influence on evolution to equality.
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Mar 20, 2017 21:50
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spiders! yuck!
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Mar 20, 2017 21:54
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bees eat birds its really simple
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Mar 20, 2017 21:59
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bees are insects and birds are reptiles
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Mar 20, 2017 22:00
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unpleasantly turgid posted:bees eat birds its really simple lol i think i would rather eat a hot slice of pizza! yum!
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Mar 20, 2017 22:01
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JiveHonky posted:spiders! yuck! Yeah they didn't want to eat each other so they made a predator. People can just make out and not completely eat each other and be cool with that.
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Mar 20, 2017 22:08
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JiveHonky posted:lol i think i would rather eat a hot slice of pizza! yum! Be sure to offer one to your intended mate. This will demonstrate your skill as a provider. Afterwards, don the headdress and special tunic and perform a fan dance. You'll figure out the rest, champ. Don't sweat it. 
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Mar 20, 2017 22:13
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you make a cummie in the bummie and out comes a sonnie 
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Mar 20, 2017 22:37
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JiveHonky posted:when a 45yr old man and an asian massage parlor love each other very much i STILL don't know if a happy ending is getting jerked off or fuckin
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Mar 20, 2017 22:37
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phasmid posted:Be sure to offer one to your intended mate. This will demonstrate your skill as a provider. Afterwards, don the headdress and special tunic and perform a fan dance. writing this down your friend a dog posted:you make a cummie in the bummie and out comes a sonnie how fun!
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Mar 20, 2017 22:39
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The birds & the bees fly around during Spring. Spring is when everyone is horny & they bang each other!
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Mar 20, 2017 22:43
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When a big rear end latina teen & a lesbian loving TREX on a hoverboard love each other very much
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Mar 20, 2017 22:44
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myDad posted:When a big rear end latina teen & a lesbian loving TREX on a hoverboard love each other very much Wait. I'm confused. Is that also seasonal?
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Mar 20, 2017 22:46
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myDad posted:When a big rear end latina teen & a lesbian loving TREX on a hoverboard love each other very much finally starting to make sense!
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Mar 20, 2017 22:48
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birds beets battlestar galactica what don't you get about this
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Mar 20, 2017 22:49
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...and the pitch! posted:Wait. I'm confused. Is that also seasonal? My love is like the seasons
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