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how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
If you speak urdu and you don't have much going on right now PM me, I wagered I could write a poem in Urdu and I need some pointers on whatever this wacky rear end grammar is even supposed to be. Thanks! Also if anyone has any good ideas for poems in this thread post them for no reason.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Urdu - ing it wrong OP!

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!
Damned if Urdu, damned if urdunt

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
Kinda in a pickle over here but both of you are loving funny. : D

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Urdu you OP, Urdu you

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!
گلاب کے پھول سرخ ہیں

پھول نیلے رنگ کے ہیں

میرے ڈک چوسنا

اس اردو ہے

To be fair...
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer
Or-look-a-pa-tah


Say that to someone who speaks Ordu.


Also, say: Ghandu.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Who do

That Urdu

That you do

So well?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
my housemates are indian, they all speak Hindi and one speaks Tamil. i can ask, one of them might be able to tell you your grammars is terrible? :shrug:

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I can help you write an "I'm sorry I made such a laffer of a bet" card but only in English.

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

Rutibex posted:

my housemates are indian, they all speak Hindi and one speaks Tamil. i can ask, one of them might be able to tell you your grammars is terrible? :shrug:

I don't have any grammar, that is precisely the problem.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Nooner posted:

Urdu - ing it wrong OP!

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
if anyone does speak Urdu, please do not help OP cheat on his wager

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Ein cooler Typ posted:

if anyone does speak Urdu, please do not help OP cheat on his wager

Honestly it's almost worse than a homework problem.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Nantucket سے ایک نوجوان آدمی تھا
انہوں نے یہ چوستے کر سکتا ہے اتنی دیر تھی کس کی ڈک.
     انہوں نے ایک مسکراہٹ کے ساتھ کہا
     انہوں نے اس کی ٹھوڑی ختم کے طور پر،
"میرے کان ایک oval office تھا تو میں نے اس کے آخر سکتا."

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
It is not cheating I just need help conjugating the words, I'll win the wager even if I just string random words together, that is the beauty [sic] of poetry.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
same request for urdu speakers, but for a different reason.

applicants should love america, and be willing to undergo a background check

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

try rhyming 'urdu' with 'hairdo'

Nefarious 2.0 fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Mar 20, 2017

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Right here

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

op i speak fluent urdu but you'll have to buy me plat to pm

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

میرا دت تیرے کی گیندوں چوستے

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

op I know Urdu and if your story checks out you can translate what I said above

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Rutibex posted:

my housemates are indian, they all speak Hindi and one speaks Tamil. i can ask, one of them might be able to tell you your grammars is terrible? :shrug:

Wrong alphabet


Get on teamspeak

Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000

I had a girlfriend who could speak Urdu 10 years ago. hth.

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
More like Nurdu

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007


I'm actually having lunch tomorrow with a Professor who studies Urdu poetry. He'd probably be willing to take a look, so hmu.
(as long as it's not, like, terribly gross or something, b/c that'd be pretty awkward for me)

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mθre
College Slice
Sorry, let me know if you need someone that can speak Uruk-hai

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
………………………………………._Έ„„„„_
…………………….…………...„--~*'―…….'\
………….…………………… („-~~--„Έ_….,/μ'Μ
…….…………………….Έ„-^"― : : : : :Έ-―"―/'
……………………Έ„„-^"― : : : : : : : '\Έ„„,-"
**―――'^^~-„„„----~^*'"― : : : : : : : : : :Έ-"
.:.:.:.:.„-^" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :„-"
:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : Έ„-^―
.::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. : : : : : : : Έ„„-^―
:.' : : '\ : : : : : : : ;Έ„„-~"
:.:.:: :"-„""***/*'μΈ'―
:.': : : : :"-„ : : :"\
.:.:.: : : : :" : : : : \,
:.: : : : : : : : : : : : 'Μ
: : : : : : :, : : : : : :/
"-„_::::_„-*__„„~"

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Jeff Sichoe posted:

………………………………………._Έ„„„„_
…………………….…………...„--~*'―…….'\
………….…………………… („-~~--„Έ_….,/μ'Μ
…….…………………….Έ„-^"― : : : : :Έ-―"―/'
……………………Έ„„-^"― : : : : : : : '\Έ„„,-"
**―――'^^~-„„„----~^*'"― : : : : : : : : : :Έ-"
.:.:.:.:.„-^" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :„-"
:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : Έ„-^―
.::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. : : : : : : : Έ„„-^―
:.' : : '\ : : : : : : : ;Έ„„-~"
:.:.:: :"-„""***/*'μΈ'―
:.': : : : :"-„ : : :"\
.:.:.: : : : :" : : : : \,
:.: : : : : : : : : : : : 'Μ
: : : : : : :, : : : : : :/
"-„_::::_„-*__„„~"

I don't speak Urdu, can someone translate this?

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
glug lugluglugluglugugagaggakakakak

SPEW

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Im not sure OP i'd need to talk to someone else who speaks Urdu and see if they understand me

naem
May 29, 2011

WE ARE THE FIGHTING URUK HAI

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

is this the ork language from that big gay book?

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014
Google "shahari"

You should find just poems in Urdu

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




میں ہم جنس پرستوں ہوں

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
War has been declared, or something

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
"Choo-TEE-yah" means bitch. You gotta say it w an Indian accent

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I speak Urdu.

Urdu I? :smug:

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe
add me lesbo

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H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
serious post: go here - https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=162

i'm sure you'll find someone there who can help.


maybe GiP will have something for you, some former Afghanistan military guys speak some Urdu.

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