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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Bogan King posted:

We don't need comparisons to anything to show how poo poo we are :australia:

I dunno man, have you been to New Zealand recently? They started to have a loving serious orc problem in the early 2000s.

New page edit:

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Spudd
Nov 27, 2007

Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!

Munchables posted:

Are there restaurants in Oz that serve kangaroo meat?

Kangaroo mince is a shitload more tastier than cow mince, there's also a local hotel/pub near me that does croc soup and it's loving delicious.

Never had an emu egg though...

Woodburger
Dec 5, 2004

...Like a thousand other commanders on a thousand other battlefields, I wait for the dawn.
I was really into emu eggs for a while and once I found them at a farmers market in California. They are only available for a few weeks/months so a couple years in a row I'd host a brunch and make omolettes for friends. It's a very rich tasting egg but other than that it's mostly normal. If you drill a hole in the bottom you can use a pump to get the egg out without ruining the beautiful shell.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


Memento posted:

I dunno man, have you been to New Zealand recently? They started to have a loving serious orc problem in the early 2000s.

You are not kidding
They are overrun

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Oh man, New Zealand has bolthole invaders.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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The word "sinister" was created solely to describe this man in this picture.

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

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Nap Ghost

oldpainless posted:

The word "sinister" was created solely to describe this man in this picture.

While we're on the topic of Australian delicacies.

ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.

Whybird posted:

While we're on the topic of Australian delicacies.



After seeing this I decided to try biting into an onion myself. The fact that he shows no reaction is proof of his reptilian nature.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
That's not a kiwi?

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

ashnjack posted:

After seeing this I decided to try biting into an onion myself. The fact that he shows no reaction is proof of his reptilian nature.

My housemates once dared me to bite into a a lemon. It was pretty tasty, actually. Then they dared me to bite into a raw onion and it wasn't all that terrible.

gently caress i'm a reptilian overlord who didn't even realize it

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



oldpainless posted:

The word "sinister" was created solely to describe this man in this picture.

But he's drinking with his right hand ???

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I thought New Zealand was a lie, perpetuated by the Illuminati to make Australia look bad by comparison.

it's true, and many people know the truth!

http://worldmapswithout.nz/

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

theflyingorc posted:

it's true, and many people know the truth!

http://worldmapswithout.nz/

Thanks for that link. I had no idea New Zealand was left off that much.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

whiteyfats posted:

Thanks for that link. I had no idea New Zealand was left off that much.

the one from First Contact is the best

LifeLynx
Feb 27, 2001

Dang so this is like looking over his shoulder in real-time
Grimey Drawer

theflyingorc posted:

it's true, and many people know the truth!

http://worldmapswithout.nz/

That's the best About page I've ever seen.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
All the nice and friendly stuff escaped from Austrilia and made it to the islands. New Zealand is all chill and poo poo.

Com to think of it, Where is OLD Zealand?

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Aren't there sweet onions that are much easier to eat raw?

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Johnny Aztec posted:

All the nice and friendly stuff escaped from Austrilia and made it to the islands. New Zealand is all chill and poo poo.

Com to think of it, Where is OLD Zealand?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeeland

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

The poor kitten :(

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Of all the creatures in the world to use why the hell would you use one made from claws, teeth and piss?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Because cats always land on their feet.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Johnny Aztec posted:

Because cats always land on their feet.

This, and you'll note they said 'kitten', the smallest and easiest to handle variety of cat. No way some pilot was going to take a full grown hellbeast into the air with him.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

:science:

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I've been eating raw onions with satay for years. They do get sliced up first though.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Istari posted:

On Australia day, kangaroo, emu and crocodile pizza is a fairly common sight.
Is this a real thing? Where do you get it?

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

That's not a kiwi?
I don't know which you meant, but neither the man nor the vegetable are kiwis.

What is this? Why is it designed this way?

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Tiggum posted:

What is this? Why is it designed this way?

Never seen a vending machine I guess?

Wax Dynasty
Jan 1, 2013

This postseason, I've really enjoyed bringing back the three-inning save.


Hell Gem

Tiggum posted:




What is this? Why is it designed this way?

It's a vending machine keypad with similar looking letters or ones that look like numbers removed.

vv Q O 0 all look similar enough at a glance to be confusing, but I'm not quite sure about K.

Wax Dynasty has a new favorite as of 17:09 on Mar 21, 2017

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Tiggum posted:

What is this? Why is it designed this way?

It looks like a vending machine. Some of the letters removed I can kinda understand because they could be confused for numbers (I for1, O for 0, S for 5) and the labels for the snacks could make someone think that like, O3 is 03 and cause them to get confused when entering 03 in the machine doesn't work. But other letters seem to be skipped for no real reason, like K and Q.

Trastion
Jul 24, 2003
The one and only.
I think the letters going down in columns then the numbers going across in rows is just to gently caress with the OCD masses.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Depending on the display, K and H can look similar.

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

Pakled posted:

It looks like a vending machine. Some of the letters removed I can kinda understand because they could be confused for numbers (I for1, O for 0, S for 5) and the labels for the snacks could make someone think that like, O3 is 03 and cause them to get confused when entering 03 in the machine doesn't work. But other letters seem to be skipped for no real reason, like K and Q.

K im not sure about but Q could also be confused with O or 0.

edit: K as explained above poster

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Trastion posted:

I think the letters going down in columns then the numbers going across in rows is just to gently caress with the OCD masses.

RL trolls have to get their kicks where they can.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Memento posted:

I dunno man, have you been to New Zealand recently? They started to have a loving serious orc problem in the early 2000s.

Let's not forget that invasion of cannibal aliens in the late 80s.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

PaulBearer posted:

Let's not forget that invasion of cannibal aliens in the late 80s.


It's not cannibalism if they are eating lower life forms.

Just like the predator's only crime was not renewing their hunting license.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.






NZ bird roots man.

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Memento posted:

I dunno man, have you been to New Zealand recently? They started to have a loving serious orc problem in the early 2000s.

New page edit:



Ahh... my kind of girl. :)

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

theflyingorc posted:

a durrrrrr durrrrrrrr food not in right category, is bad food. me smart, much better than professional cook man

Sorry champ but it's just a fact that Gordon really seems to struggle making any foods that aren't British/French

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsyfYJ5Ou3g

The poor Thai chef's face at the end is loving priceless

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