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Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Call the game now for rain.

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Yeah Cutch!

Alright now call the game.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Oof rain is really coming down now

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Freedom strikes first. :911:

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
drat that was an unnecessarily good catch

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Wow, nice catch.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Horn guys rule

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller

ScottyJSno
Aug 16, 2010

日本が大好きです!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Wait did the announcer just imply that Darvish intentionally throws balls when ahead in the count in order to get strikeouts on a full count

I have heard this about Japanese pitchers in general.

In the Book "Baseball: A History of America's Favorite Game" by George Vecsey, the author claimed that Japanese baseball is all about the dramatic 1 v 1 of the pitch and batter. Pitchers often pitch to a full count on purpose to get the most dramatic 1 v 1 situation.

From a Japanese Baseball vocab web site = フルカウント病(びょう)
The tendency of a pitcher to go to a full count with every batter irrespective of the situation. Although the term is sarcastic in tone, the tendency itself has been elevated to the status of an art in the Central League.

Death Vomit Wizard
May 8, 2006
Bottom Feeder
Someone's getting injured and it will lead to drizzlegate.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
I don't care who's starring in it Brockmire looks awful

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

Leyland is going to challenge everything.

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006
I don't want to hear about Hosmer's finger finesse, Matt :gonk:

ego symphonic
Feb 23, 2010

lmao the pokemon theme on the organ

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
Nate Jones is pretty good.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Someone who's a better baseball fan than me please rate the "taller, harder throwing Russ Ortiz" statement.

Because that rang a whole lot of bullshit bells in my head.

e: After looking Russ up I think I'm getting him mixed up with someone else.

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
From one Jones to another

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

:lol:

that video of John Smoltz

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

will_colorado posted:

:lol:

that video of John Smoltz
I would think the most upsetting part of that clip is the massive bald spot that's revealed when his hat comes off

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

DAMNIT

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Oh man I was sure Cutch brought that back.

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich
I was sure Cutch had that. What a good faker.

ego symphonic
Feb 23, 2010

Dangit

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
SAYONARA

ChiTownEddie
Mar 26, 2010

Awesome beer, no pants.
Join the Legion.

Grittybeard posted:

Oh man I was sure Cutch brought that back.

Oh god so did I. I flipped out for like 5seconds.

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
I was hoping to use this as a reaction to a US home-run but...


edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNCsKJnQnw0&t=80s

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

ScottyJSno posted:

I have heard this about Japanese pitchers in general.

In the Book "Baseball: A History of America's Favorite Game" by George Vecsey, the author claimed that Japanese baseball is all about the dramatic 1 v 1 of the pitch and batter. Pitchers often pitch to a full count on purpose to get the most dramatic 1 v 1 situation.

From a Japanese Baseball vocab web site = フルカウント病(びょう)
The tendency of a pitcher to go to a full count with every batter irrespective of the situation. Although the term is sarcastic in tone, the tendency itself has been elevated to the status of an art in the Central League.

what the hell

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006
geez that was at least 12" over Cutch's glove, I thought he was a lot closer than that

ChiTownEddie
Mar 26, 2010

Awesome beer, no pants.
Join the Legion.
Miller is not looking particularly sharp. Eeep.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
The Cubs broke Andrew Miller/Yankees win the trade.

MerklesBoner
Apr 5, 2003

I'm always a sucker for smiles exchanged between former teammates at first base :unsmith:

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
The horn band is awesome and needs to be mandated for every game. This is where Rob Manfred needs to flex some muscle.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Inspector_666 posted:

The Cubs broke Andrew Miller/Yankees win the trade.

Hey the only Yankee we broke was Adam Warren :colbert:

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

This dude got a weird af delivery

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Sydin posted:

Hey the only Yankee we broke was Adam Warren :colbert:

No he was just a sleeper agent.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Old Fat Hideo Nomo makes me feel old, fat.

:smith:

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
How am I supposed to believe the USA is the better baseball country when they lose?

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
If it gets to the 11th there is no way we out bunt Japan.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




PUT YOUR drat PHONE DOWN MARLINS MAN

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will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

that was not a strike

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